hello everyone, chapter 2 for your reading pleasure is out sooner than expected.

so far the story seems to be well received. lots of positive reviews. ahhh, i feel my power returning to me! oh and this next bit is for those who asked me questions, if you didn't ask anything, then skip over and read the chapter. if you did ask, then don't skip.

welcome to GTM(great teacher Malakai) where i answer a few of the questions that have been asked. lets begin.

inuboy86: here ya go, don't expect the next update to be anytime soon though.

vash3055: yes he does.

inevitable: yes there are, and i'm thinking about it, if i do have them show up, it will be a loooooooooong way off... maybe sooner, i dunno really.

silentmaster: the face mask is like what Kakashi wears, he isn't wearing it when speaking with Minato because he already knows what Naruto's face looks like so he sees no reason to have it on when speaking alone with him, and naruto explains why he wears it somewhat this chapter. and as to why he is wearing it during the mission... he is going for the myserious/cool sensei persona. and what better way to get that then to wear a mask?

well hope that helped clear things up for you.

....meh, i tried.

"talking"

thinking

disclaimer: i don't own Naruto or mahou sensei negima

enjoy.

Chapter 2: Baow chica wah wow!

Negi was valiantly trying to calm his students down. Just a few moments ago they had looked like they were ready to collapse at any moment. Looking to his left he looked at the teen that had entered his class claiming to be his assistant that things went to hell.

A slamming sound caused everyone to pause and look towards the noise.

Asuna was standing up next to her desk, hand firmly planted on its top while glaring at Naruto. Pointing towards the masked teen she shouted "What the hell do you mean assistant! Its bad enough we have to deal with the brat for a sensei but now you? And why are you even here, you're the P.E. instructor aren't you!?"

Everyone had quieted down and looked towards Naruto as he rubbed his chin in thought on how to answer. "Hmmm. I guess I wasn't very specific. Yes I am your P.E. instructor; that will be my main role in regards to the class. As for being an assistant, well…" here Naruto pointed at Negi who eeped and took a small step back.

"While the headmaster has full confidence in the kid to teach you all, you have to remember, he is a ten-year old. Do you honestly expect him to keep up with all of you? 30 energetic young teen girls? My job is basically to lessen the burden so to speak and help out whenever he feels he needs the help." Shrugging his shoulders "Apart from that I won't really be doing anything else."

Looking back at Negi, "Shouldn't you start teaching them something?"

Negi nodded slightly before turning back to the class "Please open up your textbooks to page…"

Naruto droned him out as he took a seat in the corner at the front of the class and watched them interact. He chuckled seeing the girls look away from Negi as he passed them by so as to not get called on by the small teacher. He watched amused as Asuna yelled at the teacher for picking her to translate the passage on the page.

He broke out laughing when he saw her reaction after she had finished and Negi had told her "Not bad Asuna, not good either, but not bad." He paused however and raised his eyebrow when he saw Negi sneeze and subsequently blow Asuna's clothes off leaving her only in her underwear.

He scratched his chin. Maybe Negi was a mage. It wouldn't be that big a coincidence considering Konoka herself was a potential mage. That also brought up the prospect that perhaps the others in the class were not as normal as most would believe.

He watched Negi try and settle everyone down before joining in to help; perhaps things will be more interesting than I thought.

After class Naruto accompanied Negi as the two walked through the halls. They drew a lot of attention from all of the students but ignored it for favor of talking about various things.

Negi kept throwing glances at his face causing Naruto to look down at him and ask "What?"

Negi pointed at his face "Why are you wearing that mask and the sunglasses, they make it almost impossible to see your face?"

Naruto chuckled as they came to a stop by a large fountain in middle of a quad. "The reason I wear the mask and sunglasses is simple really." Negi leaned close, an expectant look on his face. "…It's to attract girls." Naruto stated cheerfully.

Negi facevaulted into the ground. Getting up and rubbing his head he looked at Naruto "What do you mean 'attract girls'?" Naruto looked at the water in the fountain "I once heard that girls were attracted to dark and mysterious guys. Because of that, I figured I would give it a try and see how things turn out." He pulled a strand of hair down to look at its reflection. "Unfortunately I don't have dark hair and I'm too lazy to change the color, so the dark aspect is ruined and retracts from the overall effect. So to make up for it I decided to go for the full mysterious aspect for my face."

Naruto looked at Negi "Seems to work most of the time if you ask me. After all, the girls were looking at me all the time when I entered the class before you started teaching them."

Getting into a thinking pose he said allowed "Though i have to admit, that was the first time I've ever seen a girl's clothes get blown off her like that. Pretty weird, huh Negi? What I would give to be able to do that." Though i probably could if i tried.

He watched as Negi paled rapidly before shaking his head back and forth and waving his hands as well "Huh. Uh y-yeah. Pr-pretty weird isn't it." Negi began sweating as he saw, or thought he saw, Naruto staring at him intently.

"Negi-sensei!" Looking up the two teachers spotted Miyazaki Nodoka, student number 27, being pushed towards them by Ayase Yue, student number 4, and Kiotome Haruna, student number 14.

Coming to a stop in front of them Haruna, who wore small rectangular glasses with green hair going down to the middle of her back with two antenna sticking from her head, stepped foreword slightly "We have questions about today's lesson."

Smiling at them, glad to have the distraction from Naruto's stare Negi started reaching for his notes. "Sure, what question do you have uh…. Haruna-san right?"

Haruna smiled and shook her head before patting Nodoka on the back "Yup, but I'm not the one with the question. she is sensei." Nodoka leaned close about to ask the question before Negi spoke to her. "Ah, you changed your hair didn't you Miyazaki-san?". Nodoka had cut her bangs slightly allowing her face to be slightly more visible. Slightly shorter in height than Haruna, Nodoka had short purple hair with a curly antenna on the top of her head.

Yue and Haruna leaned in holding Nodoka's hair to the side "Ha, told he'd notice."

Nodoka's face became an incredibly deep shade opf red before she ran off, her friends apologizing and running after her.

Naruto chuckled at the scene before patting Negi on the back. "Alright buddy! You already have girls ready to throw themselves at you. Hahaha" Negi simply sputtered before yelling at him "What are you talking about Naruto-san!?"

Naruto laughed as he stepped back from the child's attacks. "Hahaha, lighten up chibi-chan. Being so stuck up will stop you from enjoying life." He turned and started walking away as Negi tried to deny what he said. "I'd love to stay and chat, but I got things to take care of. See ya later alright."

Watching him go Negi sat down sighing to himself. A sound caught his attention and looking down he saw a tube filled with colored pills. "Huh, this is…."

Asuna and Konoka were sitting in the classroom when Negi suddenly ran in screaming "Asuna-san! Asuna-san!"

Asuna looked at him, already getting annoyed by whatever the brat wanted "What do you want?" Negi pulled out a vial of a clear slightly bubbling liquid. "The love potion I told you about, I managed to make it." "I thought you said it would take you a couple months to make." Negi excitably shook his head. "No, its alright. I found a shortcut."

Asuna stood and began to leave "No way am I using something that was made from the brat who blew my clothes off!" "But Asuna-sa-"

Negi was cut off when Asuna turned around, and grabbing the vial, shoved the open end into his mouth forcing him to drink the whole thing "You drink it!"

She watched as he gasped for breadth "See, nothing happened."

Negi sighed "I guess it didn't work."

"Negi-kun."

Asuna and Negi turned around to se Konoka approaching Negi and stopping before him. "Now that I look at you, your pretty cute." She looked at him for a second before suddenly bringing him into a hug and snuggling her face against his.

Seeing this Ayaka jumped up and began heading towards them. "Hold it right there! I will not allow.." as she got closer she suddenly stopped before kneeling down and holding up a bouqet of flowers "..won't allow anyone other than Negi-sensei to have these flowers."

A sudden noise behind Asuna caused her to look and see Kakizaki Mika, student number 7, she had pink hair going down to below her waist and a hair pin in her hair, Kugimya Modoka, student number 11, she had short purple hair ending at her neck, and Shiina Sakurako, student number 17, she had dark blonde hair done up in two pigtails that ended at her shoulders.

All three of them approached Negi with stars in their eyes. Sakurako held up a slice of cake "I made this cake in Home Economics for you sensei!" while Mika held up a sweater "I just happened to have this sweater sensei, you can have it... but first lets get those clothes off." as she said that the three of them tried to strip Negi of his clothes with Konoka to the side cheering them on.

Negi was struggling against them "Please stop! Asuna-san, help!"

Asuna stared disbelievingly at the scene. It actually worked.

Naruto walked down the hallway lost in thought. He wondered why the mission had been requested. Sure the headmaster had good reasons. But the simple fact of the matter was that there was little to no threats that he could see ever happening at the school apart from maybe the occasion schoolyard scuffle that would occur. And apart from said fracas', there was no reason whatsoever for his presence being needed.

Then there was Negi. He had confronted the headmaster about him and he had confirmed that Negi was indeed a mage. Though he was still in training, he was considered incredibly powerful for his age. Naruto briefly wondered how strong magic was compared to chakra when used in combat.

"Naruto-sensei, may I have a word with you? degozaru(1)."

Looking up he saw a girl getting up from leaning against the wall before coming to stand before him. She looked to be as tall as he was. Her hair was a dark green and ended at her neck except for a thin ponytail that went down to her knees. Her eyes were squinted so Naruto couldn't see her eyes.

"Yes, uh…"

She bowed at him "It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Nagase Kaede. degozaru"

Naruto bobbed his head in slight confusion while scratching the back of it "Um, sure…. I guess… nice to meet you." He straightened up before pushing his sunglasses up slightly, looking at Kaede he asked "Is there something I can help you with Kaede-san?"

She smiled at him, her hands behind her back as she bobbed her head. "Un, there's something I've been meaning to ask since P.E. class. degozaru" Naruto tilted his head to the side. "Okay, shoot."

Naruto saw her body tense when she began to speak "Naruto-sensei, are you a f—"

She was interrupted by a loud cry from down the hall. "Naruto-san!! Anyone!!! Help me!!!"

Both Kaede and Naruto looked to see Negi running down the hallway being chased by Konoka, Sakurako, Kakizaki, and Modoka. The two stepped to the side and against the wall as the small group ran by. Naruto looked towards Kaede "Looks like your question will have to wait Kaede-san" and with that he began to chase after the group.

Kaede stood there for a moment a frown on her face. She hadn't been able to get any answers from the teen. Even making her body intent obvious, he hadn't reacted, that either meant he wasn't trained and didn't notice, or he did notice and kept himself from reacting. Either way she learned nothing new. She watched as Asuna ran past trying to find Negi-sensei.

"I guess I'll have to wait until later, degozaru."

Negi was starting to really panic. The four girls were still chasing him, regardless of what he did to try and lose them. He had passed Naruto a few halls back and he could hear the blonde following and yelling for them to stop. The only problem was that if he stopped, those…things chasing him would catch him. then Naruto would rescue him. But that was the problem in Negi's mind. For some small amount of time, he would be at the mercy of the girls chasing him, who were under the effect of the love potion. He shuddered slightly before increasing his speed.

Looking ahead he saw Nodoka walking in the same direction he was heading. "Nodoka-san! Please, you have to get me somewhere safe!" Nodoka looked up when she heard Negi call her and acting quickly led him towards the library. "is there something wrong sensei?" "No time, find hiding spot, explanations later!"

They managed to make it to the library and Nodoka locked the door behind them after they entered. She turned around and was about to ask Negi what was wrong when she suddenly felt funny.

Negi himself was too occupied with looking at all the books to notice the look Nodoka had begun to give him.

Asuna ran down the stairs looking for the brat that had been giving her a lot of trouble since his arrival. Reaching the bottom of the stairs she saw Naruto looking around the hallway for something. "Naruto-sensei, have you seen the bra- I mean have you seen Negi-sensei?"

She saw him turn to her before shaking his head. "No. I was trying to help him, when I lost sight of him. I'm guessing your in the same situation."

Asuna nodded her head and sighed while rubbing the back of her head. "Yeah, he's been causing me nothing but trouble since he got here."

Naruto;s chuckles caused her to glare at him. "But Asuna-san, if kids didn't cause problems, adults wouldn't be able to impart their knowledge to prevent the problems from occurring again."

Asuna looked at him confused. She was about to ask what he was talking about when they heard a cry of "Negi-sensei!" quickly heading towards the origin of the voice Asuna tried to open a pair of large doors. Seeing they were locked, she kicked the doors, blasting them open.

When the two looked inside the room, they saw an unconscious Nodoka and Negi kneeling on all fours on the ground out of breadth next to her.

"Sheesh, your nothing but trouble." Asuna said before picking up the smaller girl.

Negi watched her go and was about to follow when he felt a hand land on his shoulder. Looking up, he saw Naruto looking towards where the girls had gone. "Do you know what you did wrong through all of this?"

Shaking his head he watched as the blonde turned his head so that he was looking down at him. "You may be ten years old Negi, but your still their teacher. As such you need to treat them as students and set an example. Certain behaviors are expected of you. If you don't set an example and let them know you mean business, this will happen more often than not causing more trouble and may lead to big problems. Do you understand."

Negi nodded his head and frowned as he thought on what his taller associate had told him. He hadn't acted as a teacher, he had simply let his fears overcome him and ran away. He knew that if Takamichi were in his shoes, he would have done something to end it right away.

He watched as Naruto started walking away and looked up, when he heard Naruto talk over his shoulder. "I am severely disappointed in you Negi." Negi bowed his head, tears beginning to coalesce in his eyes, threatening to fall as he heard the anger and disappointment in his voice. "You had not four, but five cute girls trying to get into your pants, and you ran away. What kind of man are you?"

Negi froze as what Naruto said registered in his mind. His face, resembling a beat, "I AM AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN, AND THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR WOULD NOT BE TOLERATED YOU HENTAI!!!!!"

Looking up to where Naruto had stood, he saw that he was alone. Looking around, he didn't see the blonde anywhere.

As he ran to catch up with Asuna he heard Naruto's laughter off in the distance.

"Damn." Naruto looked around the large room. When he saw the sign for the baths he assumed it would look like those public baths. Not this place. There were tropical looking trees, a large pool that seemed to take up two-thirds of the room. Hot tubs. The place looked like a miniature resort more than anything else.

He had come because he had felt the need to get clean and had figured it was too early for most people and the place would probably be empty at the time.

Shaking his head Naruto began washing himself. After he was done, he stepped into the large bath and draping his arms of sat down to enjoy the feeling of the water.

Hearing a noise caused him to become aware of the area. Must have fallen asleep. Looking around he suddenly saw Negi fly into the pool from his side. Looking over he saw Asuna in a swimsuit in a pose looking like she had been the one to throw him. "That was mean Asuna" He heard Negi mumble as he slowly emerged from the water leaving the top half of his above the water.

Negi began looking around and had the same reaction Naruto did minus swearing of course. Asuna simply explained that it had to be big since it had to fit 100 people at a given time.

As Negi was looking around he caught sight of Naruto relaxing in the other end of the pool. "Naruto-san, what are you doing here?" Naruto slowly swam over to where the two were as Negi began heading over to where Asuna was standing.

"Last I checked, the baths were where a people got clean. Speaking of which, what are you two doing here? In the baths. Together."

Negi and Asuna both blushed and spluttered until Asuna grabbed Negi and began to wash his hair. "The only reason I am here is because Sensei here, is scared of baths and to make sure he actually washes is to do it myself."

Naruto nodded before simply relaxing in the water only half listening to what the other two were saying.

"-to-san!"

"Naruto-sensei! Wake up!"

Naruto titled his head to show he was listening, "What is it?"

"Someones coming! We have to hide! Fast!" with that the two jumped behind some plants off to the side. They watched as Naruto made no move to hide whatsoever. Looking towards the entrance "Negi, in an extremely worried voice called out "Naruto-san, what are you doing? At this rate they'll find you and do who knows what to you! You have to hide!" He struggled vainly against Asuna's grip in an attempt to rescue the blonde from what he thought was certain doom.

"Don't worry chibi-san. I got everything under control."after saying that Naruto grabbed a small towel that was next to the pool. They looked on in confusion and growing apprehension as the voices got closer. They saw Naruto smirk and just as the people entered, Naruto took the towel and layed it over his face covering it up.

Negi and Asuna both face vaulted into the water only to resurface spluttering and coughing up water. They were about to yell at him, but Ayaka, Konoka, Nodoka, Haruna, and Yue walked into the baths causing the two to push back further behind the plants.

"What is Negi-sensei doing in that violent and vicous Asuna's room?" this came from Ayaka.

They watched in awe as the girls continued to talk and bathe while not noticing the blonde who was sitting not ten feet away from them.

"—someone more suitable to live with sensei to raise him right." Ayaka all but yelled. Negi had a confused look on his face while Asuna simply deadpanned. 'Raise him' huh.

"He needs a motherly figure to give him the proper upbringing he needs… and who else but me since I obviously have the most perfect figure here! Hahaha!" in the background Haruna, Yue, and Nodoka were talking amongst themselves "They say having big breasts is a motherly characteristic." (Yue). "Y-yes." (Nodoka). "When it come to breasts its got to be me right?" (Haruna).

Naruto was doing his best to stay quiet as the conversation was starting to become too much to handle. If this kept up he would burst out laughing. He had to keep quiet, this could only get so much better.

Negi was starting to worry "Am I going to change rooms?" "Who knows."

"Good Evening, class rep(2)! degozaru."

Everyone, save Naruto looked to see Kaede enter the baths, shortly followed by the rest of the girls from their class. Ayaka and Haruna looked on disbelievingly "There are some… impressive people in our class" "I agree. Lets end the contest."

"Huh, what contest?" Narutaki Fumika, student number 23, asked.

Yue looked up "It seems the person with the biggest breasts gets Negi-sensei to move in with them." Which caused the girls to all begin comparing their breast with each other.

It was unfortunately at that, that Naruto was no longer able to contain himself and burst out laughing. His laughing caused everyone to look at him, finally noticing his presence in the water.

"KKKYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!" was the loud shriek that came from all the girls present. Naruto rubbed the inside of his ears from the noise. "Jeeze. No need to yell, Its not like I can see anything with this towel on my face." His statement caused them all to calm down and reassess what had happened, all of them breathing out a sigh of relief that he hadn't seen them. Though Naruto thought he heard a few sighs of disappointment mixed in.

Ayaka was shaking with rage "What are you doing here?! Get out!"

Naruto simply chuckled "I would love to, but if I leave, that would give you a good view of my body. And I wouldn't want to convert any of you from your love of Negi-sensei. if you want i could act as a judge to see who wins the competition for who Negi moves in with."

The growls he heard from the girls told him that was probably not the right thing to say.

He scratched his head "Hehehe, sorry, forget i suggested it. But i wonder... what would you do if Negi moved in with you?"

The things they were saying were confusing Negi, but he knew that it was probably something he would rather not experience. as a result, Negi was sweating bullets, the mantra, Please don't find me. Please don't find me. running through his head. Asuna herself was getting ready to run "This is our chance to get away, while they're focused on Naruto-sensei."

The two got up and began to run. Unfortunately Negi's foot caught Asuna's causing the two to fall with Asuna landing over Negi in a compromising position. The commotion caught the attention of the girls.

"Look its Negi-sensei and Asuna!" one of them shouted.

"Asuna, what do you think your doing with Negi-sensei?! I order you to get away from him right away!"

Asuna tried to explain herself while Negi began panicking. Oh no, at this rate. Thinking quickly he summoned his wand and cast a spell causing the area of Asuna's swimsuit around her chest to suddenly inflate. The class watched dunmbfounded trying to figure out what cup size she was.

Suddenly Sakurako yelled out "Asuna wins!"

Negi sighed in relief. Thank god.

He looked up seeing Asuna's chest expanding before popping like a balloon and causing a few of the girls to flee in terror.

As they left the girls realized they had forgotten about Naruto. Looking around they couldn't see the blonde anywhere in the place. The twins shouted out in outrage "We didn't get to see Naruto-sensei's face."

Naruto was sitting at the table in a plain t-shirt and pants, writing up his initial report to Konoha when his roommates returned. He looked up and quickly hid the report from sight as they approached. He smiled at them.

"So who won the competition?"

They stopped and looked at him, before looking at his uncovered arms. they stared for a moment as all three stared at the intricate black lines that covered has arms. Naruto had to cough to get their attention before they went about whatever they had to do.

Natsumi sat at the table with Naruto turning the tv on while Chizuru went to the kitchen area to make something to eat. Ayaka went into her room in a huff.

"Asuna won the contest." Natsumi stated as she once again directed her gaze to his arms. Chizuru came a few minutes later with a few cups of tea for them before sitting down herself to join them in watching the television.

"Ano, Naruto–sensei. When did you get those tattoos?" Naruto looked at Chizuru to see her pointing at the markings on his arms.

Naruto looked down and held his arm up so they could see it easier. "To tell you the truth, as long as I can remember, I have always had these." Chizuru tilted her head "You mean you don't remember when you got them?"

Naruto shook his head smiling softly "Nope. And except for my head, they cover my entire body." He smiled slyly "Would you like to see?" The two girls blushed and shook there head.

A little while later Naruto was once again writing up his report, Chizuru and Natsumi having gone to sleep some time ago, when a knocking at the door made him pause in his writing.

Getting up, he opened the door to see Kaede standing on the other side. Naruto stared at her for a second before asking "Can I help you Kaede-san?"

Kaede smiled at him before nodding her head "Un. Naruto-sensei there is something I would like to ask you. but I would rather not ask here, could we perhaps go somewhere else?" Naruto blinked before closing the door behind him. "Lead the way."

The two began to walk away with Kaede leading. Leaving the dormitory they were heading towards one of the fields near the academy. As they got closer to the fields Naruto suddenly had a thought. Is she going to confess? The thought caused him to start sweating. This is happening just like in the book Jiraiya gave me. No, that can't be it… but what if she really is?

Kaede cast a glace at her teacher as he suddenly began to giggle.

As they reached the field Kaede came to a stop and faced Naruto. "Earlier today I tried to ask something but we were interrupted. This way no one will be able to interfere." As she finished she suddenly hurled multiple objects at Naruto.

Naruto having been expecting to confess her sudden love for him had thrown his hands out and loudly proclaimed "I accept your l—", Only to be cut off as he ducked under the objects. Hearing a thunk behind him he looked and saw a handful of kunai lodged into a tree he had been standing in front of.

Turning around he pointed at Kaede "What the hell woman? When you confess, you don't to kill the person your confessing to!"

She paid him no mind instead producing some more kunai. "As I thought, to be able to dodge a surprise attack at such close range indicates that you have been trained."

Launching herself towards him she swiped her kunai only for him to dodge to the side avoiding her attack. Quickly regaining her balance 14 copies of herself suddenly came into existence before rushing at Naruto.

Naruto whistled as he continued to dodge all of the attacks Kaede and her clones were using against him without retaliating. "Hmmm, didn't think there would be a ninja in my class?" He smiled. "Learn something new everyday huh?"

Continuing to smile he retaliated quickly lashing out and hitting all of the copies once again only leaving him and Kaede on the field alone. "So, what rank are you Kaede-san?"

She disappeared from view and from behind launched a punch aimed at his back "I am ranked chunin, Naruto-sensei." She opened her eyes and gasped for air as the wind was knocked out of her from a hard punch to the stomach. Before she could recover from the blow she felt the fist grab a hold of her shirt before bringing her around and slamming her into a tree.

Coughing a little she slowly stood up and regarded her opponent standing a few feet away in a laid back pose. "I wonder what you would have done had I not dodged your initial attack? If I were a civilian, you could have killed me."

She smiled before entering a ready stance "We all make mistakes sensei." As she was about to attack she felt something cold press against her neck. She watched as Naruto began to waver before disappearing. His voice next to her ear asked "Now, now. It's late, and you have class tomorrow. We can't have you fighting all night and sleep through your classes. I could get in trouble. We'll just have to finish this some other time."

The pressure on her neck disappeared and turning around she saw that no one was standing behind her. Looking around the area Kaede couldn't see anyone else around.

Smiling to herself she began to head back to her dorm. The fact that Naruto had managed to defeat her showed he was very skilled. Maybe if she asked he would be willing to teach her and help improve her skills.

Naruto watched her leave from his hiding spot in a tree. He sighed and scratched the back of his head. He held up his hand and looked at it for a second before giggling to himself. Looking up towards the direction she went, he smiled before disappearing, leaving fluttering leaves in his place.

Nice, firm, and she didn't even notice. Score!

(1) degozaru - doesn't really mean anything, it's believed that you can attain inner piece or center yourself by adding a phrase to the end of what ever sentence you say, it could be anything. for Kaede it's degozaru.

A/N: well there you go. hope you liked it. more interaction between Kaede and Naruto in the next chapter. i find it difficult to write some of the scenes from the manga simply because there is so much going on at once i sometimes wonder how i can possibly write them out. sigh. hopefully you all got a few laughs out of this chapter.

again if you have any questions or you see any mistakes, let me know.

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