KE KE KE KE KE! Cry tears of joy because i came back a millimeter before i reached hell!! those reviews really helped! but a few more couldn't hurt.
i present to you the new, relatively hot off the press, relatively long(although its about the same as the other chapters), CHAPTER 3!
Welcome once again to GTM(Great Teacher Malakai)! if you asked a question continue reading, if not skip this bit.
ThePageMaster1630: yes they will show up eventually, and you'll just have to wait and see! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
The Devil is in the Details: yes they will. and yes, with Minato alive, that would make it difficult, but don't worry about that, this is focusing mostly on the negima universe, there will be bits of whats going on in konoha, but it will be in passing. no naruto isn't a jinchuuriki, he is the kyuubi after changing its appearance into a human.
a fan: really? i wasn't really sure about what it was actually, but degozaru does sound better. i've changed that and it will be degozaru in the future. thanks.
OBSERVER01: i've thought of a lot of scenarios about that, and they will start up pretty soon, so no worries!
cybermage: it's actually the other way around. Naruto was in Konoha long before those two and after helping them out when both were little, he ended up being a role model to the two of them, unfortunately he didn't notice them watching his activities, so they ended up getting corrupted by his behavior. i'll get to explaining the similarities and differences between magic and youki later on. as for nagi, you'll just have to wait and see on that one.
OmegaRanger: no he didn't. they weren't paying attention, what with the arrival of the others to pay too much attention to him, plus he had his back to them when he went over to them.
that's it for this chapters session of GTM.
for those of you wanting to know the pairings... read the chapter first.
"normal talking"
"normal thinking"
summon/bijuu talking
summon/bijuu thinking
disclaimer: i don't own naruto or negima
enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 3: The sooner you finish this chapter, the sooner the action can start.
There was a 65% chance that her master was annoyed, a 20% chance of being confused, a 10% chance of being angry, or a 5% chance of being all of the above options.
Chachamaru observed her master run with a panicked look as the reason for her behavior, Naruto-sensei, chase after her with a water gun. Shooting her and any others that he got near him with flavored water to, as he put it 'inspire them to work harder'. It was only chance that he had chosen garlic as the ingredient to add to the water stating that if they got wet, the smell of garlic would most likely cling to them for a long time. Though Chachamaru believed her master did not see it that way.
She had noticed Evangeline had become increasingly agitated since Naruto had taken over as the P.E. instructor and assistant teacher. This was of course based on the fact that he seemed to have an innate ability to make her angry at the slightest provocation. He simply had to look in her direction doing absolutely nothing before she suddenly got angry and moved, his head following her direction but still doing nothing causing her to become even angrier.
She herself thought that Naruto was interesting. Her scans showed that he had no energy being generated by him whatsoever. No magic was present like when she scanned Negi or some of the teachers. Nor was there any chi like there was with her classmate Sakurazaki Sestuna, Fei Ku, or Kaede. There was simply nothing there, like a void so to speak. She had brought this to the attention of Evangeline and had been given the task of figuring out as much as she could about him.
It was nearing the end of the first week that he had been teaching, and all she had found out was that he was apparently a very odd person with no real information available.
She had checked his file and had found no valuable data. All that was available was what he had told them the first day he had led the class.
She had then taken multiple photos of him in secret over the week to see what he was up to when not in class. When she had shown her master, they had found that in every picture Naruto was posing in some way facing the camera. In one photo had had a can of soda in his hand and was giving the camera a thumb's up like in some cheesy soda add. In most of the pictures though, he was giving the piece sign more often than not. Eva had burned the pictures in anger when she had seen them.
She looked up as she heard, off to the side and from behind her, Naruto shout out. "I scoff at your dodging abilities girls! You hear me?! SCOFF!"
She continued running beside her master as she was grumbling curses towards a certain masked idiotic sensei.
Eva stopped her grumbling and instead shrieked as a rather large stream of the garlic water hit her square in the back.
The voice of their sensei followed "Were you saying something Eva-chan?"
"Nothing sensei." Eva hissed out, increasing her speed, though wobbling slightly from being affected by the garlic.
Chachamaru smiled softly, her master always showed more emotion when around their sensei.
Naruto sighed as he sat next to Negi at his desk in the teachers lounge that afternoon. Looking over at the ten year, he watched as Negi graded papers from his class. He leaned foreword and nudged Negiin the shoulder.
"Chibi-san, I'm bored. Lets go do something."
Negi briefly looked at his whining assistant. After a second or two he went back to looking over the papers. "Sorry, Naruto-san, but I have to get all of these finished before leaving. Besides, I wouldn't know what to do anyway."
Naruto looked at him disbelievingly. "What?! But you're a kid. Your childlike innocence and wonder should give you the power to come up with any number of things to do that would be fun!"
"I'm a teacher Naruto-san. That means I have responsibilities to fulfill. I don't have the time to be a kid. Now let me finish these in peace please."
Naruto sighed and lay his head down on the desk in front of him.
"Negi-sensei." A female voice called out.
Naruto and Negi looked towards the origin of the voice to see the headmaster's secretary, Shizuna, walking towards them. She came to a stand on the other side of Negi and looked down at him smiling. "How is your teacher's training going? Have you gotten a feel for teaching?"
Negi smiled back at her and shook his head "No, not yet." He scratched the back of his head "Everyone is older than me, so they treat me as a kid and don't really take me seriously. Then they don't come to me for help."
"Though, they go to you to get in your pants." Was the snort from Naruto which caused Negi to blush and try to ignore him, while Shizuna covered her mouth and giggled "Well, I guess that can't really be helped can it?" She reached out and pinched Negi's cheek. "You're just too cute."
Blushing Negi did his best to ignore the sound of Naruto laughing under his breadth.
A commotion from the doorway caused all of them to look up. As Izumi Ako, student number 5 somewhat short with short light blue hair and dark red eyes, and Sasaki Makie, student number 18 as tall as Ako with green eyes and short pink hair done up into two pontails, came running in crying. "Sensei, there's a fight going on, you have to help!" Makie held up her hand, a bruise on her wrist. "Just look at what they did!"
Negi stood up immediately "What, who could do such a thing?!" before running out of the room, Naruto leisurely following behind.
Negi and Naruto arrived to see Akashi Yuna, student number 2, being dragged away struggling by a high school girl with long black hair.
Negi rushed foreword waving his arms wildly. "Hey, you people, Stop that!"
Reaching their location Negi glared at them while still waving his arms around "Stop picking on my students! If you keep this up I'll get angry and you… uh… you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"
All of the high school girls looked startled at his arrival and demands before they slowly moved towards him. Negi sweat dropped and took a step back. "A-all of you s-stay back."
At once, all of the girls jumped at him squealing at how cute he is.
"Gaaaahh!"
"He's so cute!"
"So this is the famed ten year old teacher!"
"I get first dibs!"
This was the scene that Naruto arrived to see. Chuckling to himself Naruto was about to call out when a volley ball came flying from nowhere and hit one of the girls in the back of the head and a voice rang out across the court yard, catching everyone's attention.
"Take a cold shower ya old hags!"
Looking in the direction of the voice Naruto spotted Asuna and Ayaka standing together with Asuna holding a volley ball in her hand.
Ayaka stepped foreword "This area has always been used by the class of 2-a. so I would kindly ask for you old ladies to leave the area immediately."
"Who are you calling old you say?!"
Ayaka was about to respond before Asuna stepped up and pushed her to the side "You heard us, you have no right to be here, now leave before I kick all asses to next week!"
The ringleader f the older group looked at them "Kagurazaka Asuna and Yukihiro Ayaka, while your only middle school students, you are quite well known."
Naruto watched with mild amusement as the girls continued to trade insults with each other before he felt someone walk up and stand next to him. Looking to his left he saw Takamichi looking at what was going on with amusement in his eyes.
"Hey Takamichi-san, come to watch the entertainment?"
Takamichi turned to his masked associate before smiling at him "Hmmm. I would, but unfortunately it looks like we're going to have to step in soon and stop them from attacking each other."
"Che, you just want to ruin my fun."
Naruto only received a chuckle from Takamichi for an answer before the two of them headed over to stop the girls from ripping each others hair out.
Takamichi grabbed a hold of the back of Asuna's uniform while Naruto lifted up Ayaka.
"You guys are as lively as ever I see."
A blushing Asuna managed to stutter out "Ta-Takahata-sensei!?"
He smiled at her "I don't approve of girls fighting each other."
Naruto nodded his head before adding in his thoughts causing the nearby 2-A students to pale. "Yeah, if you have enough energy to fight, I need to increase the amount of stuff to give you during class."
Takamichi smiled before turning to the older group of girls. "Maa, shouldn't you girls be acting more your age?".
The girls flinched slightly "Ah, um, yes sir."
Turning around the group began to leave.
Asuna looked at the two teachers "But they started it!"
Takamichi nodded "Maybe so, but that doesn't excuse you from letting them provoke you."
Negi was watching from the side. Wow, they managed to stop them so easily. Takamichi came over and patted him on the head. Negi looked up at him "I wish I could have done that." Takamichi smiled "Just takes practice Negi-kun." After that Takamichi began walking back towards the academy.
Takamichi is such a cool teacher. he held his fist up determination. I'm gonna do my best!
The mood would have been better had Naruto not come up behind him and said "I guess practice would help. But I think you would need height more than anything else Chibi-san."
A dejected sigh, and slumped shoulders.
"Thanks Naruto-san."
"Didn't Takahata-sensei and Naruto-sensei look cool? They stopped everything so easily." was the statement by Ako while the class was changing into there gym clothes in the classroom.
Yuna nodded her head "yup, unlike Negi-sensei, they're reliable."
Okochi Akira, student number 6 with black hair in a ponytail reaching her hips, smiled "All Negi-sensei has going for him is the cute factor."
Yuna put in her two cents "Un, he was pretty useless back there wasn't he?"
Makie spoke up "Well, he is only ten years old."
Ayaka turned towards them "What is with all of you making fun of Negi-sensei like that."
They only scratched their heads sheepishly at her.
Making their way towards the roof for volley ball they opened the door to see all of the highschoolers from earlier on the roof. One of them was holding Negi as he struggled to break free.
"Oh, fancy meeting you here."
"What are you doing here!?" pointing a finger at Negi, Asuna shouted "And you, what do you think your doing here letting yourself be captured, where is Naruto-sensei?!"
Negi started panicking "W-well, you see, Naruto-san had a meeting with the headmaster, so he asked me to fill in for him."
Negi was watching the high school girls taunting his class and began panicking, thinking that they were going to fight. Oh no, what do I do? if I don't stop them soon then…and neither Takamichi-san or Narutoare here to stop them.
His nose started twitching causing him to sneeze. The resulting wind being blown caused everyone to step back and blow up the skirts of all the high school girls uniform. He was about to speak when a loud voice rang out throughout the area.
"Hold everything!"
Everyone looked around before Konoka eeped and pointed towards the railings on the roof. Everyone present turned to see Naruto standing on the railing arms crossed and looking at them. Jumping down he walked over towards the group. Stopping in the middle of them all.
"Alright everyone, settle down. We'll settle this the old fashioned way." He struck a pose pointing to the sky "THROUGH SPORTS!!"
The roof became silent at the proclamation. All of class 2-A was looking at each other disbelievingly.
"That sounds like a good idea. And we'll decide through dodgeball! If you win, we'll leave peacefully and not bother you again." the lead high schooler proclaimed.
She took a thinking poe "and since our bodies are bigger than yours, we'll give you a handicap. Since there are 11 of us, you can have… 22 members on your team."
Asuna stepped foreword "We accept!" followed by agreements from the rest of the class
"There is just one condition though." Reaching out they grabbed Negi and pulled him close. "If we win, Negi-sensei becomes our teacher."
"What?" was the cry from the girls of 2-A. before they could protest Naruto brought his hand down "They accept!"
Negi looked at Naruto, a scared look on his face. "However, if Negi is going to switch classes, he has to participate in the game as well. I'll be acting as referee."
Naruto's laughter rang out across the rooftop as the game played out. He watched as 2-A lost groups of players because of them staying together before running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
His laughter only increased as he watched the teams interacting. Asuna being praised for her 'baka powers' and the high schoolers revealing their secret identities as a pro dodgeball team. It was all he could do to stay conscious from lack of oxygen to the brain from laughing. He had doubled over when Ayaka had been taken out by the other teams triangle formation and had asked right after "What kind of formation was that?"
"That's cheating!" The cry broke him from his laughter as he listened to the girls give a reason for hitting Asuna with the ball twice. Looking at Naruto he only nodded his head "Sorry girls, but she's right. Though I don't expect to see it happen again. Understood?"
The girls nodded before resuming the game only to have 2-A turn the tides after a inspirational speech by Negi. Naruto had rubbed an imaginary tear away after he heard the small speech.
After that the game pretty much became one sided as 2-A dominated the game. Naruto got up from his spot and made his way over to the group only to watch as Negi deflected a ball back at the girls and blowing their clothe off leaving them only in their underwear.
He walked over and slapped Negi on the back "Geeze chibi. I don't know how you did it, but that was impressive. Though if it were me, I'd have gotten rid of the underwear as well."
He dodged to the side as Negi tried to hit, only for Negi to be grabbed from behind by the girls, and tossed into the air in celebration of their victory.
Naruto sat and pondered about what to do. He had just handed out the final Exam to the class which happened to be missing a large number of its students. Those students happening to have disappeared three days prior, along with Negi. The baka rangers, Asuna, Kaede, Ku Fei, Mackie, and Yue, were a part of the missing students as well as Nodoka, Haruna, and his charge for his mission Konoka were also among the missing members.
He watched as the class suddenly pointed outside allowing him to see said group plus Negi running towards the school. He allowed himself a small smile before turning back to class and telling them to start their exams and not worry about the others.
Sitting back down, Naruto allowed a frown to appear on his face; glad no one could see it through his mask and ask what he was thinking about. He knew he had screwed up big time, and would probably receive quite the mouthful from Minato when he wrote his next report. Even though the headmaster had told him not to worry about her when he had informed her of her apparent disappearance, stating that he knew where his granddaughter was and that she was safe. He had managed to allow his charge to disappear from his senses.
He was slacking in his duties. His knowledge in a lack of threats at the school had allowed a possible mission failure to occur. He had to figure out a way to keep an eye on her more often or at least figure out a way to watch her when he wasn't around. The best place for that would be at her side, but the problem remained that even she would become suspicious if he suddenly started following her everywhere. Maybe he could leave a tracker, but what? He still had to keep up his disguise, so a familiar then. He dismissed the thought, if only he could…
He paused as an idea came to him.
After thinking it through, Naruto allowed a smirk to grace his lips. If everything worked, he'd be able to have a lot more fun in the future.
Naruto walked alongside the headmaster as the two headed towards the train station after learning that Negi and the group of formerly missing students were heading that way. As they walked, Naruto told the old man about his plan. Seeing the man nod his head in agreement with the plan, Naruto held his hand out, palm facing up, and gathered a small amount of his youki into it.
The headmaster couldn't help but shiver slightly at the feeling the energy was giving off. He had felt similar types of energy, but nothing like what he was currently feeling. He figured it could have been this chakra that he heard the elemental nations people used, but he hadn't had enough knowledge to know for sure. He reminded himself to eventually have a talk with the man and discuss the power he used.
Konoemon watched as the red energy seemed to twist and turn before taking on the shape of an animal. After a few minutes the glow began to fade, and he was surprised to see, what looked to be a stuffed fox in Naruto's outstretched hand. He was further surprised when the toy seemingly shook itself and looked around before turning towards Naruto and yipping a few times towards the blonde.
Naruto nodded his head a few times as the yipping continued. "Yes, but you have to remain completely still when anyone is nearby." He said to the toy fox. A yip was yipped. "Yes, you can mess with their minds, but make sure you aren't discovered, alright." The fox bobbed its head in satisfaction at the answer to its question.
Konoemon simply sweat dropped as he watched Naruto have a conversation with a stuffed fox.
They both looked up when they heard someone say something involving the headmaster.
Stepping foreword, Konoemon asked "You called?"
Naruto watched as the girls scores were read to them and then told that he had forgotten to add them with the rest of the grades of the class thus causing the class to have the highest grade average. As the students began celebrating, Konoemon called Konoka over to him as Naruto came to stand next to the elderly man. "Konoka, as congratulations for you passing the final exam, I got you this stuffed animal."
Naruto handed the toy over to the girl as she squealed and hugged the toy to her chest.
Naruto smiled, yes, when he would receive his creation's memory, some good memories would definitely come to him.
Though he couldn't help but think he had forgotten something important.
"And so I look foreword to teaching you all next semester."
Naruto sat back and listened to the class cheering to learning that Negi would continue being their teacher. Mackie held up the class trophy showing everyone the prize they received for getting the top grades of the year as the others continued to praise Negi in his being the reason for their success. They all stopped though as Ayaka slowly strode to the front, a pice of paper in her hand, a majority of the class developing sparkles in their eyes as they realized what the paper was.
"It is true that 2-A was able to achieve the top spot thanks to Negi-sensei, and I'm sure I speak for the rest of the class in saying that I look foreword to continuing to learn under you sensei." Her Ayaka kneeled next to Negi and kissed his hand as Negi dumbly stared at her. Naruto smiled at the scene. Though it faltered as Ayaka stood and smirked towards him; lifting the paper in her hand for him to see, a bad feeling coming over him.
"As for you Naruto-sensei, we all look foreword to you fulfilling your keeping your end of the bargain."
Naruto scratched the back of his head "Uhhh, what are you talking about?"
Her smile grew slightly predatory "Why the deal we made, that if 2-A managed to get the top spot, you would stop wearing your mask, of course."
Naruto tilted his headand scratched his chin. "Ooooh yeeeaaaaaahhh."
He remembered now. After learning of Konoka's disappearance, Naruto had gone to the headmaster after being unable to find her. The old man had explained the situation and had suggested he have a drink to calm himself down. Not one to turn down a reason to drink, Naruto had brought out his specially brewed sake. Human sake wasn't bad, but he wanted to get drunk, and the only stuff that could do that was the sake he made himself. After getting himself stone drunk, he had gone to class the following day hung over forgetting that he agreed to things a lot more easily than sober. He couldn't remember how they managed it, but they had capitalized on his state and had coerced him in to signing a contract agreeing that if they got first place, he would stop wearing his face mask, he had managed to get the glasses out of the deal though.
He looked around seeing the class leaning in trying to get a better view of his face when he would take it off. he simply smiled, even though they couldn't see it. "Since it's the last day of the semester, I think I'll keep it on just for old times sake." He laughed as they all face planted against their desks.
One of the twins recovered and shouted "Let's throw a party in celebration of passing in first place and tricking Naruto-sensei!"
A round of cheers followed.
Negi looked around before spotting one of the girls quivering in her seat. Walking over he asked in a concerned voice "Hasegawa-san, are you all right?"
Hasegawa Chisame, student number 25, large glasses over her eyes, and red hair done up in a low ponytail, with her bangs framing her face and ging down to her chest, smiled/sneered at him before grounding out "No, not really." Standing up, she headed towards the door "I don't feel well, I'm going home."
Negi tried to follow, only to be stopped by some of the class telling him that her behavior was normal and he should focus more on the party.
Naruto sat against a tree, a soda in his hand as he watched the girls get the area ready for the party. Although he wouldn't admit it, he was proud of them. Sure they had gotten the top average, but that wasn't it, they had done what very few in Konoha had ever imagined, they had manipulated him while he was hung over into agreeing to stop wearing his mask. That deserved his respect, even though he hated the fact that he would lose most of his mysteriousness.
Everyone present looked up as they heard Negi approaching, a girl in a bunny suit being dragged along behind him. Naruto's entire body tensed at the sight, and it took all his will power to stay seated and not attack the girl. His tenseness was shown to the world as the can in his hand suddenly was crushed, spraying soda everywhere. He came to his senses however, when he heard Negi sneeze and watched as the bunny suit the girl was wearing was blown away leaving her naked in the field revealing her to be Chisame.
He sighed in relief that feeling of wanting to eat rabbit left his system. Just because he was an all powerful demon, didn't mean he didn't have instincts, he was a fox first and foremost.
He sat back and watched the girls enjoy their party with Negi. A content smile on his face.
Naruto watched atop a rock as Kaede went about catching fish in a river by throwing kunai at them after getting them to jump out of the water. It was the third day that the two of them had been camping at Kaede's mountain camp site.
While he had been impressed with her show of skill when she had ambushed him the week before, it had long since disappeared as he had gotten to see her skills while they were here. When she attacked him he figured that she was a high chunin maybe low jonin in skill and abilities, but now he knew that she was a low chunin. While he knew he wasn't the greatest at judging a humans power when compared to another as all humans tended to be frightfully weak to him. he was certain she would have a difficult against a well trained genin with a year or more of experience. He was sure she could win, but he knew it would be a difficult battle.
The only abilities she seemed to know were the shunpo, an odd version of the kage bunshin technique he had heard of where she could create a solid clone, but they seemed to be more resilient to damage, a good taijutsu style, and a knack at using weapons. He supposed it was impressive considering she used chi instead of chakra.
She had asked him if she could become his apprentice and learn from him, which he had promptly rejected. After explaining that he couldn't use chi, nor did he know how it worked could he help her in that regard. He had agreed however to help increase her physical abilities, to which she had happily smiled upon.
In order to help her he had told her to, until suitable weights were found, strap heavy rocks on her legs and arms at all times, save for when bathing.
Kaede was doing good, but he could see that she was exhausted and nearing the point of collapsing, that was the fifth fish she had missed in the last few minutes. Watching as her eyes closed and fall foreword, he jumped from his spot and caught her before she fell down on her face into the water.
That night Kaede woke up to find herself in her tent back at the camp site. Crawling outside she caught the sight of Naruto snap his fingers and have sparks jump from his hand to the logs igniting them and starting a fire. She stared as what she had just seen registered in her mind. She shook her head as she saw Naruto's head turn to face her from his position. "Don't bother asking, I can't teach you how to do that. You'll have to figure it out yourself."
She nodded her head as she got out of the tent and moved to sit next to the now roaring fire. Looking over at her sensei she asked a question that had been on her mind for some time. "Naruto-sensei, where are you from, degozaru?"
Naruto simply stared at her not saying anything and returning his gaze back to the flames. Kaede watched the flames as well coming to the conclusion that it wasn't a topic to bring up. She had the impression that she wasn't worthy of knowing that information in his eyes. She resolved to prove herself as someone he could talk to, should he ever feel like it. Her thoughts were broken by Naruto's voice over the crackle of the flames. "You will take the rest of the week off from training and rest. During that time, I expect you to find suitable weights to wear during training, start with something small, five or ten pounds for each limb. Then on the next trip, you'll be working on your shunpo while wearing the weights, understood."
She nodded her head and accepted the roasted fish offered to her. she mentally smiled at the though of how much stronger she would become with a teacher to guide her training, though she had a long way to go to et him to start opening up to her. She held backa giggle as she realised she was looking foreword to the start of the new semester when she would finally see Naruto's face.
The morning before the start of the new semester found Negi eating a breakfast made by Konoka. Taking a bite he looked at Konoka as she sat down to eat with him placing the stuffed fox she had gotten next to her on the table. "This is delicious Konoka!"
Konoka smiled and tilted her head at the child teacher "Really Negi-sensei? I'm happy to hear it. Asuna just eats and runs out." They ignored Asuna's comment about being evil.
As they continued Negi couldn't help but look at the toy fox Konoka had placed on the table. Konoka had aptly named the stuffed animal Fox-kun, but no matter how he went about things he always got the impression that the toy was watching him. It just gave him the creeps. He had sworn he had woken up in the middle of the night with Fox-kun standing over him as if it was about to bite his neck off, which was odd considering it didn't have any teeth, or a mouth for that matter. Of course when he rubbed the sleep from his eyes, he found the fox being cuddled by Konoka in her bed. Being paranoid at the time, he had discreetly checked to see if there was any magic in the toy animating it. Seeing that he couldn't sense anything, he had figured it must have been an odd dream.
Fox-kun watched as the ten year old shifted his attention from him over to his charge. As an incarnation of his master, Fox-kun garnered deep satisfaction from playing pranks on people. It was unfortunate for Negi that the television had been accidently left on one night during a monster movie marathon giving the toy lots of inspiration on things he could do.
He watched them go about taking care of chores. He had paid attention when Asuna had arrived with a letter from Negi's sister in England. He didn't really understand much about what they were talking about, but he understood that it had something to do with marriage. He was interested though that the letter projected a tiny version of a lady with long blonde hair going down to nearly her feet.
He then watched as they all left for the rest of the day. Knowing that they wouldn't be coming till later that night, Fox-kun sent his memories to Naruto via their connection he had created between the two. After that he made himself comfortable on Konoka's bed and stared at the other stuffed animals in her possession. He began to move them into their places before he started playing.
After all, before they returned he had to keep dinosaur-san from rescuing bunny-san from his fortress made of pillows.
As Negi landed from his spontaneous flight to avoid capture from the rabid girls of his class who wanted him to marry them he suddenly felt a pair of hands lift him off the ground before shaking him. "You bastard! You complete and utter bastard! What the hell is this about having all the girls chasing you and asking you to marry them?!"
Looking at the person yelling at him he saw the masked visage of Naruto facing his direction. He managed to get out "I-I d-d-do-n't kno-o-o-ow." His head spun as he felt his feet return to the floor. shaking his head to clear it. he watched as Naruto huddled himself in a corner dark clouds hanging over his head as he drew doodles in the ground with his finger. He strained his ears to hear what his older friend "it's not fair. Why do they go after him? Why not me? I wouldn't run…"
Negi shook his head figuring that Naruto had not seen him flying considering that he was more focused on the girls than what had just happened.
He jumped as he felt something bump into him from behind. Turning around he saw a black haired girl in a kimono standing near him. "Negi-sensei, what are you doing here?" looking over towards Naruto she suddenly had a concerned look on her face "What's wrong with Naruto-sensei?"
It took Negi a second before realization struck and he pointed at the girl "Konoka-san?! Is that you? why are you dressed like that?"
She was about to enter before a shout caught their attention. Grabbing Negi's hand the two ran into the school.
A few minutes later Naruto felt a hand poke him in the shoulder. Looking behind him he saw the soon to be girls of 3-A staring at him with what looked like possessed eyes. "Naruto-sensei, you wouldn't happen to know where Negi-sensei is, do you?" Ayaka asked in an overly sweet voice. He could only nod his head at the scary sight in front of him. Slowly standing up he pointed towards the direction he heard Negi run in earlier.
As they headed through the building they heard a sound in one of the nearby rooms. He was pushed aside as Ayaka ran towards the room screaming "Negi-sensei!" After opening the door, Ayaka suddenly froze. Naruto jogged over to get a look at what was inside that caused such a reaction.
Upon looking into the room he saw Negi lying on the ground with Konoka laying on top of him, her kimono starting to come undone.
Negi, seeing what looked like a smirk forming, from the way Naruto's mask was moving, tried to come up with a response before Naruto would undoubtedly make some joke about the situation. Before he could, two large men in black suits came running up shouting out Konoka's name. Negi could only watch as more people showed up and saw the scene and jumped to their own conclusions, giving him no time to explain himself. And he just knew that he was never going to hear the end of it if he knew Naruto well enough.
That night back in Negi, Asuna, and Konoka's room, they were all lying down to sleep. Konoka had Fox-kun held against her chest. Whispering softly only letting Fox-kun hear, Konoka had been telling him about her day and had just finished. "You know Fox-kun, even though I told Negi I would be interested in him when he was older, I'd rather prefer someone… like…… Naruto-sensei." That last part had been said just as she fell asleep so Fox-kun strain his hearing in order to hear it.
That night, Fox-kun had a lot to think about in the arms of Konoka.
A/N: yeah so this chapter was basically a skimmed version of the end of negima vol.1 and vol. 2. i know what you're saying "What the hell Malakai-sama? you skipped library island! WHY?" truthfully, i actuall for the life of me just couldn't think of how i would right that section. plus i wanted to get to the point in the series where the action starts to pick up so yeah. plus, skipping it allowed me to introduce Fox-kun. gonna have lots of fun with him. i got the idea of fox-kun from Kyrrlatur's story 'Naruto, the black mage' where kyuubi gets transfered into a fox plushie.
now for the pairings. alright, its gonna be a naruto/#$!. well.... maybe naruto/&$, ooh, i know! naruto/#$%!. hmmmm. no no no, its gonna be naruto/#$#$%!!$#
okay okay, for reals this time, the official pairing of this story will be, without a doubt, no lie, hands down, its....
damn, forgot it while i was writing this sentence.
once again i ask for you to point out any mistakes and if you have a question i'll be happy to answer it.
gaaah! my typing hand! arrgh it hurts! thats it! theres only one painkiller strong enough for this kind of pain...
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