Chapter 13: Krillin Vs Yamcha

Krillin ran out of the house and took a hop step and leaped into flight. Goku and Gohan looked at each other and began to laugh off into the air.

`Krillin's thoughts`

That fucking bastard Yamcha! I hate him. Tricking 18 like that. What the hell is he thinking? He knew that 18 was very upset and than he takes advantage of her! Wait until I get my fucking hands on him that sleazy son of a bitch! Wait a second. I can sense his weak ass down there!

`End of Krillin's thoughts`

Krillin zipped down towards the block Yamcha was on.

"You know Marron. I'm not seeing anybody. I think you and me would make a great couple. So what do you say that you and I go to dinner together, and it'll be on you. But wait, wait, wait when we get to my house it'll be on me." Smiled Yamcha.

"Does this want revenge or something? Does he have to go after my ex girlfriend now?" Right about now Krillin was getting really upset. He was getting so upset that he didn't even realize that he was raising his ki level as he thought more and more of that Dickhead that deserve to go to die...Again. Krillin cracked his knuckles and cocked his right arm back.

"Well what do you say?" Asked Yamcha.

"Well-"

~Whap!~

Before Marron could answer, Krillin had knocked Yamcha in the face. Yamcha skidding across the sidewalk manage to stop when he knocked his head on the fire hydrant. Now Yamcha was bleeding from the back of his forehead and was trickling blood from the tip of his forehead.

"Yamcha what the fuck is wrong with you?" Groaned Yamcha. Yamcha turned his head to Marron who was quivering behind a car that was being guarded by an angered Krillin.

"Oh shit. Look Krillin it's not what it looks like. I was asking Marron for directions when she started to flirt with me."

"Flirt with you? What dream world are you living in? You were flirting with me!" Snapped Marron.

"Lies! All lies!" screamed Yamcha.

"Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!" Roared Krillin.

Marron gave Krillin a shocked look and Yamcha wiped his face from his tears and his blood.

"Yamcha I wouldn't believe you if you were the last person I could trust! Marron. I can't believe that you would be desperate enough to flirt with this loser!"

"Desperate?"

"Loser?"

Krillin looked at Yamcha and shot a ki blast. Yamcha tried to dodge the attack but was too slow and was hit Yamcha in the ankle.

"Oh god! That it's I had enough! I shouldn't be pushed around by a jelly bean!" Yelled Yamcha.

"A jelly Bean? I'm in shape. When was the last time you had a fight?"

"Well had I was training with Korin all that time."

"How could you be training with Korin if I was training with him and Master Roshi at the same time, and we never, not even once, ever saw you come over and train with us. Plus your ki level is as weak as Raditz when he first came to earth."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Said Yamcha.

"I'll prove to you that I am not weak!!!!!!!!" Yelled Yamcha as he got into a fighting stance.

"So your ready now?!"

Yamcha lunged towards Krillin. Krillin was about to burst into tears.

"You call that fast? Your barley off the ground!!!" Laughed Krillin.

Yamcha gulped and threw an uppercut. Krillin grabbed his fist as if he were a trainer.

"Is that all you got? [Chuckle] that's unbelievable." Sneered Krillin as he lifted Up Yamcha while only holding on to his fist. Krillin threw Yamcha in the air and jumped after him. Krillin position himself into a ki attack.

"Kame-hame-ha!" Called Krillin. A light blue mixed with dark blue ki blast appeared from Krillin's hands and hit Yamcha directly in the chest. Yamcha sped through the ground and hit some steel. Krillin cracking up dematerialized and then rematerialized above Yamcha. Krillin lifted up Yamcha and grabbed some of that steel that he was laying on. Krillin wrapped it around Yamcha. Keeping him from moving.

"If you've been training as you've said. Than you should easily break out of this. I'll be back. I have to find something to strike you with." Chuckled Krillin as he began to levitate through the hole where Yamcha was tossed threw.

"What is the strange sense I feel?" Asked Krillin as he turned around to Yamcha who was struggling to get out of that steel.

"Wow Yamcha you like one of those guys that are demented and try to get out of the straight jackets!" Laughed Krillin.

Yamcha began to weep as he sensed it too.

"Oh my god Krillin help me it's a fucking train coming! It's a fucking train! Help me please! I swear that I'll never go after one of your ex or recent girlfriends ever again!" Sobbed Yamcha. Krillin laughed lightly and climbed down the hole slowly coming to Yamcha's aid.

"I guess you know now what you shouldn't do!" laughed Krillin.

The train lights came threw and Yamcha began to wail.

"Oh please Krillin hurry up and fucking save me!"

"Wow is that some way to talk to a person who is about to save your life?" Smiled Krillin as he took his time.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry please help me." Sniffed Yamcha.

The train was speeding at normal rate. Yamcha began to breathe faster and started to cry again. Krillin looked at him.

"I had enough fun for a day don't you think?"

Yamcha looked at him as if he were a psycho. "Yes! Yes! Please help me!?" Krillin dematerialized and rematerialized in front of Yamcha. Grabbing the loose steel, Krillin slowly levitated. In the air.

Yamcha began to scream. "Hurry up hurry up! Hurry the fuck up!!" Yelled Yamcha.

Krillin went slower and the train smashed Yamcha. Yamcha flew threw the top of the ceiling. All Krillin could do was laugh. Krillin levitated and came to Yamcha. Krillin untied the steel and looked at Yamcha. Yamcha was a bloody mess. Yamcha was bleeding in every spot there was in the human body. His clothes were torn and the metal made black and blue marks.

"Hey Yamcha? Are you alright? Somebody call 911!! Hurry up! I sure hope you learn you're fucking lesson shitface." Snarled Krillin. Strangers began to surround Yamcha as the ambulance finally arrived.

Krillin looked at Marron who was frozen solid.

"Come on Marron I'll take you home!" smiled Krillin.

18 walked by and saw Krillin lift up Marron and take flight.

"That fucking bastard! And he said that I was a cheat! Why. What the hell happen to you Yamcha?" Asked 18 as Yamcha was being carried by a stretcher.

"Krillin." Groaned Yamcha.

18 looked at Yamcha than looked up into the sky.

"Oh that bastard's is going to get what's coming to him." Smiled 18.

Well Krillin kicked Yamcha's ass and 18 thinks that Krillin's really cheating on her! What does she plan to do now? You'll have to see the next chapter!

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Next chapter Vegeta does what he does best in Namek.

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