Chapter 17: Krillin Vs Yamcha pt 2: I'm back!

A/N: Last Chapter Vegeta had found out that the Dragonballs don't exist in the new Namek and if they were they wouldn't have been able to grant Vegeta immortally. Vegeta decides to stick around Namek even though there was really no purpose. Meanwhile Yamcha and 18 hit it off in the bed of a hospital room. With their little happy hour so to say, Krillin walks in on them again. This time prepare he was as he brought a woman that will surprise everyone. Now for Chapter 17: Krillin Vs Yamcha pt 2: I'm back!

Chapter 17: Krillin Vs Yamcha pt 2: I'm back!

Krillin laid against the door as he stared at his newest archenemies. His ex lover 18, and his arch-nemesis Yamcha.

"What the fuck do you want?" Yelled 18.

"Yeah once again you have inter-"Yamcha was interrupted when Krillin kneed him right in the face.

"Ah! Not again!!" Whimpered Yamcha.

"Yamcha stand up and fight that bald-headed piece of shit!" Snapped 18.

Yamcha jumped up and put up his "Dukes"

Krillin laughed. You might need something to cover yourself." Snickered Krillin. Krillin pulled a towel from his back and tossed it at Yamcha.

"Yamcha don't take that! You don't know what he did to that!" Said 18.

"Don't worry. With that little bald head, there's nothing smart he could have done to trick me." Chuckled Yamcha as he wrapped the towel around him.

"Ha like you would know." Laughed Krillin. Krillin pointed up his index finger and lit a small fire.

"Ha what are you going to do with? Make a campfire?" Sneered Yamcha.

"Yamcha? What's that gasoline smell? And it smells like something sticky too." Groaned 18 as she held her nose.

"Yamcha looked back at 18.

"Don't know and I really couldn't care less. It's probably the little bald one forgot to take a shower." Cracked Yamcha.

Krillin grinded his teeth. He pointed his finger at Yamcha's legs. Yamcha braced himself for any sort of ki blast.

Krillin shot dozens of little fireballs at Yamcha. Yamcha almost eluded all of them except the one that caught the tip of his towel.

"Ha is that the best you got?" Asked Yamcha as he plunged at Krillin.

"Yep." Smiled Krillin as blocked every one of Yamcha's punch's and kick's and counter it with his own combination of attacks. Yamcha was in fact out of shape and couldn't keep up with any of Krillin's attacks. Krillin ended his attacks with a kick to Yamcha's unprotected, sensitive groin with force. Yamcha's eyes were about to burst as he grabbed himself and fell to the floor.

"Yamcha! Yelled 18.

Yamcha threw up his hands.

"I'm alright!" He squealed.

"No Yamcha you're-" She was interrupted again when Yamcha waved his hands at her singling her to hush. 18 huffed and sat back.

Yamcha slowly rose up and look at Krillin.

"You little jerk! You know that you couldn't fight me fair so you kicked me in the nuts! What a bastard!" Growled Yamcha.

Krillin looked at the deranged man and laughed.

"Wow can you feel the heat Yamcha? I know I do."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Yamcha snapped his head towards 18. 18 pointed at his lower body. Yamcha looked down and began to scream. His towel was slowly burning. Yamcha tried to pat it out but it caused it to grow bigger. Yamcha dropped to the floor and tried to flat it, but the same effect. The fire grew more and more. Yamcha looked around.

"Why don't you just pull it off genius?" Asked 18. Yamcha giggled at the suggestion and tried to pull it off. The towel was stuck to him. Yamcha tried again and again but no effect.

"What the hell is this?" Yelled 18.

"I told you. You can't pull it off it's stuck to you. I took some from Bulma's office. Just try and take it off." Laughed Krillin. Yamcha tried and tried but to no avail. The towel was stuck and was about to fry him.

18 Was about to get up and help him when Krillin flew in front of her.

"What you're going to fight me now?" Laughed 18.

"I did it before and I can sure as hell do it again." Laughed Krillin.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Yamcha as the towel burned him whole.

"Oh my God Yamcha!" Yelled 18.

"What the hell do you want?" Yelled 18.

"Funny you should ask that. Honey could you come in please?" Asked Krillin.

A woman with green hair walked through the door.

"Meet Kaman Trek." Smiled Krillin.

"What? Kaman? The one who was having an affair with Vegeta? Why the fuck are you with that whore for?" Asked 18.

"Well I wouldn't call her a whore. I would say that she is a woman just helping a man's "needs" So to say." Said Krillin.

18's jaw was left wide open. Krillin raised his hand and shot a ki blast through the window. Krillin Looked at Kaman.

"Shall we?" Asked Krillin as he left his arms out to tell Kaman to hop on his arms.

Kaman laughed and jumped on Krillin's arms. Krillin ran threw the window and flew into orbit. 18's mouth was still open and was dazed that Krillin has officially dumped her for a tramp. 18 looked at the burned up Yamcha.

"Oh no he didn't!" Yelled 18. 18 walked over to Yamcha and ran downstairs to see a doctor. She was all out of senzu beans.

Well Krillin beats Yamcha again and 18 wants revenge again. Will this couple ever see each other in their arms again? *coughs not likely* meanwhile.

"Gohan! Theirs something I have to tell you!" Said Goten as he ran to see his brother. Goten was about to speak when Videl walked in. Goten Huffed and tugged Gohan's arm.

"Hey Gohan!" Smiled Videl as she kissed her boyfriend.

"Hey wait on a second. What is Goten?" Asked Gohan.

"I have to speak to you alone Gohan." Said Goten.

"Uh okay. Videl would you excuse us for a second?" Asked Gohan as they went into another room. Videl looked a little flabbergasted.

"What was that about?" Asked Videl to herself.

Gohan and Goten finally made it to the other room.

"What it little guy?" Laughed Gohan.

"It's a bet Gohan." Whispered Goten.

"What?"

Now what the hell is Chibi Goten talking about? And what is Vegeta doing now that he has no objective. What is Bulma doing now? All these questions will be answered eventually. Until then....

My Thanks:

Riches: I will be uploading each chapter a little bit sooner.

Camaro: Hey I'll keep that Goku Vegeta type thing in mind. Even though I really don't want to but hey for you I will. But that doesn't mean that I will be writing about it anytime soon.

Elizabeth Aguilera: Bulma and Vegeta will appear in the next Chapter.

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