Green-Eyed God
Epov
"Emmett put the stapler down and we can talk about this calmly..."I declared slowly as if I were a cop, trying to keep a straight face but failing miserably.
"I'm sorry Eddie..." Emmett pouted at he put the stapler down and I stared at him lividly he knew I despised that nick name 'Keep it cool Edward, Keep it cool, Don't kill your best friend, you know you'll regret it' I tried repeating that in my head it helped a little but Emmett continued before I was completely calm. "It's just that I'm really frustrated this past week ...and I tried everything and even sex with Rosie isn't helping. I really think it's because I miss my sissy cub" Emmett looked about ready to cry, and he must really miss this 'Sissy Cub" since sex didn't help him? Normally it's always his answer...Wait a minute Emmett has Sister?
"Emmett, since when did you have a sister? And if so, why have we never been informed of her presence?" I asked sincerely I figured that maybe something personal happened between them because the way he looked was so sad; he looked like he was breaking down.
"Dude since always, It's not liked she popped out of nowhere my Dad probably had to deal with the constant nagging of pregnancy. Duh...any who I Failed to mention the best sister in the whole wide world because, we sort of lost contact. My Dad and I haven't heard from her in years, when my parents got divorced she took it out on the men so she moved to Phoenix with my mom and the we slowly lost contact and I figure she hates me so I tried to forget her but I can't! She was the best sister ever! I miss my nerdy little sissy cub!" At this point Emmett actually did cry. He came over to me and hugged me so tight I couldn't breathe.
"Emmett I truly wish to help you but when you crush my lungs it's kind of hard to- do – so." I ran out of breath at the end. Emmett didn't respond he just loosened his grip a little, He was sobbing uncontrollably. "Shhhh Emmett....Shhhh.... It's okay you big oaf you could contact her again just calm down please!" I could only imagine how we looked two grown males hugging in the middle of a formal office, while one who is bigger than the other is sobbing uncontrollably into the others arms. Not to mention we own the office.
"I-Its no-not oka-ay dudeeeee, She-ee will nev-never want to-to talk to mee-ee again!" Emmett shrieked like a little 4 year old girl. "Emmett please I'm sure her life just got hectic and she had no time to contact you." As I thought about this she sounded like a horrible sister for just not contacting her family.
"Your righ-right dude, I just nee-need to calm down. I'll call her and well be besties again. My sissy cub! YEAH! I'm gonna get to see my sissy cub!" He yelled this at the top of his lungs then skipped out of the office, yes literally skipped. Gosh how did I end up with him as a best friend? I sighed loudly then went to start on the huge stack of papers on my desk.
My life was incredibly hectic. I mean jeez since when did a 23 year old male fresh out of college have so much work to do, oh yeah when he owned a very successful company. Yes, I Edward – Fucking- Cullen owned my very own company, along with Emmett Swan, C&S Law firm. Let me tell you it may be hectic to own your own company, but boy does it sit well with the ladies. I'm not a man-whore... parse. I mean, I flirt with anyone with the right body, and I make-out with anyone who looks like they can please me, and sleep with anyone who doesn't completely bore me. I'm normally bored with most women, so I don't sleep with that many girls... Okay so I'm a bit of a man whore, and you would think with the live I live I wouldn't have a reason to be such a womanizer, but I so, sort of. I mean I'm a highly attractive male, a little cocky, but i mean with my unruly sex hair, and "perfect" face as many of the wonderful ladies I have been with said, I'm pretty much a panty dropper. So when sexy women throw themselves at you, it's hard to resist, plus I haven't found anyone that can actually withhold my interest, so I figure if I'm meant to be alone I can have some fun.
My latest conquest, Tanya, I believe, was incredibly beautiful, legs for days, sharp cheekbones, flat stomach, big boobs *cough* implants *cough, and strawberry blonde hair like I said beautiful, if you liked that... Bimbo type who made very suggestive comments 24/7. Then hell yeah she's like a gift from heaven, but for me, she was just a meh, plus I prefer brunettes. Tanya most likely won't be getting a call from me, she's obviously going to try to contact me, she's seemed clingy and needy .I'm more of the more of a wham, bam, thank you ma'am type of guy, I don't really do repeat performances. She wasn't even that great in bed. But she did this thing with her— A phone interrupted my thoughts. Strange though, normally my secretary Angela would notify me before sending them to my office. Huh...
"Hello, C&S law firm, Edward Cullen speaking how may I help you today?" I answered in my "polite voice", and what some girls described my Honey smooth voice... I tried to suppress my chuckle after that thought.
"EDWARD!" squealed none other than Alice Cullen my very hyperactive pixie of a sister. Alice and I were very close, even though she always called me a bastard, womanizer, asswhole, ass wart; rotten testicle... the list goes on and gets more vulgar. Stupid pixie. Alice was very pretty, and one of the best sisters on the planet, even though she interfered with my life at every chance she got. She was also in love with Jasper Hale my other best friend. Alice and Jasper were perfect for each other, they she brought him out of his shell, and he calmed her down. Alice was a personal stylist, and even had her own clothing line called "Stardust" which was very popular all over Seattle.
"Hey Alice, mind keeping the squealing down to a minimum, your giving me a headache" I replied hastily to her ear drum shattering squeal.
"Sorry that your soooooo sensitive you womanizing bastard" I could practically see her smiling from ear to ear. I sighed deeply.
"Well anyways brother dear I just wanted to call and ask you if your coming to dinner at My place in two weeks?" She asked with a rush of excitement in her voice.
I exhaled loudly trying to keep the frustration out of my voice I started talking "Alice, did you need to call me and ruin my hearing, in the middle of my workday, while I was in the middle of filing, just so you could ask if I am coming to your dinner in two weeks?"
She giggled "Sorry , but yes, I have things to plan... like plate settings, and how much food I should buy, and what I should make and" she trailed off only to burst my eardrums again– "NO NO NO! DONT PUT THOSE SHOES OVER THERE THEY TOTALLY THROW OFF THE PINK IN THAT DRESS, AND THOSE DRESSES CANT BE NEXT TO THE HIGH WAISTED SKIRTS... THERE FROM DIFFERENT COLLECTIONS--- UGH! People these days... so utterly useless."
Honestly, completely unsurprised by the sprites freak out I let out a deep laugh. "Oh yes Alice I agree with you completely, I mean who in the world NOT know that you shouldn't put those shoes with those dresses." I said letting sarcasm just drip into my tone.
I'm pretty sure she mumbled something under her breath that sounded like "Freaking, Womanizing, Sarcastic, Bastard" I just chuckled.
"Well if your don't being a smart ass will you awnser my question before I call all your little slutty banshees and tell each and every one that you want to date them, and only them ... maybe even get married" THE LITTLE DEVIL
"You wouldn't dare!" I spat with acid coating every word.
" Try me" She challenged. The sad thing was I knew she would.
So not wanting to risk being molested by multiple women for the next month, I hastily replied with "Oh of course I'll be there Alice, really I'm not THAT bad of a brother." I also added with mock hurt in my voice "Sometimes you really know how to hurt a guy" I added a sniffle for effect.
"Suck it up buttaaah cup. I'll see you there, Lovee you my big man whore of a brother "I could tell she kissed the receiver.
I smirked "And I love you, you spawn of the devil pixie." At the last second I giggled sillily and with a girly voice said "Kisses my BFF TTYL".
And right after I hung up the phone I heard what sounded like elephants stampeding... but of course it was Emmett dying of laughter on the floor.
I blushed deep red. "Uh.. Emmett I didn't see you there" I chuckled nervously while running my hands through my hair. Bad habit of mine.
"Oh no no no bro, no worries that was so entertaining. Like omg really we should totally go like chill like at the mall cuz like I saw these pants and they were like totally a bargain. Like I mean you are my Bff, so shopping is like a like given.*cue girly giggle* And then this like guy asked like me out and was like 'Your totally like hot we should like go like see a movie or like somthing' and i was all ' like OMG totally well heres like my cellie # like call anytime like Ttyl." He finished all the while giggling like mad, even i was laughing towards the end.
That's when Emmett's lovely girlfriend Rosalie entered, a.k.a the biggest bitch of the century, although she was nice enough to me since I've known her forever, although like Alice she makes fun of me all the time.
"Well Emmett, Since when were you gay, I mean last night when you were moaning my name I thought you liked girls i mean when I did that—"
"STOP!!!" I roared covering my ears "I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT"
This only brought on a fresh round of laughter for Em, and Rose. Then Emmett just stopped laughing and sad in a really sad tone "I didn't get a hold of my sister, the number wasn't in service" he looked like he was about to burst into tears again.
Rose went over and hugged him fiercely and comforted him "Emmie, you'll see her soon, if not I'm going to hunt her down and kick her ass for making you so sad, Just call you parents and see if they know her new number" she said in a soothing voice.
Emmett calmed down and accepted this then smiled hugely, picked Rosalie up, threw her over his shoulder and they left my office giggling like mad. And I knew exactly what they were going to do...eww bad mental image.
Being around all these love-y couples was sickening me.
Love was just stupid.
Who needed someone who they could grow old with?
Who needed someone who would love them for who they are?
Who needed someone who comfort them when they were down?
Who needed someone who they could make a family with?
The answers to all of those came straight at me...
I needed all of those things.
A.n: heheh. Well I hoped you liked it; leave a review pretty please with a naked Edward Cullen on top?