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"Your right Opera!" Emmett squealed. "It's Barbie time!"

BPOV

"Did he just say 'Barbie time'?" I asked between fits of laughter.

"Yes I think he did. But I wonder… where is he going to get the Barbie's?" Edward asked. Everyone turned to Alice and Rosalie because they seemed like the most likely people out of the family to have a set of Barbie's. Alice just shook her head and pointed to Rosalie.

"I… I… um… I can explain!" Rosalie stuttered. The whole room exploded with laughter.

"Where did you get those Barbie's Rosalie?" Jasper asked while laughing.

"I… well… what is the problem with having a few hundred Barbie's!?" Rosalie yelled, which just made everyone in the room laugh harder. "What?" She asked.

"Rosalie, Barbie's are for babies!" Alice yelled playfully.

"No! They let me try out outfits!" Rosalie stated stubbornly.

"Ok, let me get this straight, you make miniature versions of all of your clothes and then you put them on Barbie's to see how they would look on you?" Jasper asked

"Maybe… ok…fine I do." If she could have she would have been as red as me when I get embarrassed.

"You know what? That's actually a great idea!" Alice squealed.

"Really?" Rosalie sounded hopeful.

"Really?!" Jasper asked in disbelief.

"NO!" Alice started to giggle. "I can see the future so I can just see if the outfit will look good on me." Alice said like it was obvious.

We all started to laugh at Rosalie again but now, instead of getting embarrassed, she was just getting angry.

"Well at least I'm not a boy and playing with them!" She was getting even angrier by the second.

"Okay, okay. We won't make fun of you anymore." I was surprised to see that it was Carlisle that was trying to calm her down instead of Jasper.

We all turned back to the TV to see what Emmett was doing now. Emmett was still in his hot pink tutu and leotard from the talent portion of the "pageant". It was very disturbing to see him in it. Emmett was one muscular dude. You could see every muscle and ripple in his body. Men should never were tutu's and leotard's to begin with but with Emmett it made me want to go wash my eyes out with soap. Yes, you heard me right. SOAP! But for Rosalie it seemed to have the opposite affect. While we were all half way covering our eyes, so we could shield them from his body but still see what he was doing, she had her eyes wide open and was staring seductively at the TV.

"Rosalie! Stop thinking that." Edward cried out as if he was in pain.

"You're making me sick too!" Jasper cried out as well.

We all looked at them sympathetically, then all of us, and when I say all I mean the others and not me, glared at Rose to stop.

"Sorry." She said

"No she's not." Edward stated, obviously getting more and more annoyed with her.

We then looked back at the TV. Emmett had seven different Barbie's in his hand. We all leaned in closer to see what they looked like. Then we all gasped. There were three male Barbie's. Two of them had blonde hair, and the other had bronze. There were also four female Barbie's. One had blonde long hair, short black hair, caramel-colored hair, and the last one with brown hair.

We all gasped. They were exact replicas of us. Right down to every little detail. The only one missing was one of Emmett. We all turned to look at Rosalie. She shook her head.

"Those are NOT mine." She said in defense.

"I'm so glad I made you guys." Emmett beamed from the TV.

"See!" She really was telling the truth.

Emmett took them all and started to play with them. He took the Jasper doll and started to play with it.

"Look at me, look at me," Emmett was doing an impression of Jasper's voice. It almost sounded like the real thing. "My special power is PMS!" We all started to laugh, but Jasper looked dangerously angry.

"For the last time Emmett, my power is not PMS!" Jasper yelled at the screen. Emmett then went on to the Carlisle doll.

"I brought with me compassion. But that really means that I'm a pushover and a pansy." Emmett said in Carlisle's British accent. I was starting to learn that Emmett was really good at doing impressions.

"What?!" Carlisle was outraged, which made us laugh even harder. He then went and picked up the Edward doll.

"Oh great!" Edward said probably expecting something bad after seeing the other two.

"I'm a mind-reader because I think too much about what people think!" Emmett was just as great as Edward's voice as the others but it wasn't like the real thing.

"It's called per pressure Eddie boy." Emmett was now using his regular voice. "Yay me! I'm in love with Bella but I would never tell her I'm a 100 year old virgin!" Edward's eyes went black as he watched this. He pulled out a piece of paper and started to write something down.

"Edward, what are you doing?" I asked trying to take a peek at the paper.

"It's my hit list." He said chuckling darkly. "Emmett is now number one at the top of the list."

"Who else is on your list?" I was interested to see who had pissed Edward off enough to be put on his list.

"Other then Emmett there's that hideous dog, Jacob…" I cut him off.

"Edward! You take him off right now. You will not hurt him."

"Fine." He said reluctantly as he crossed his name out. "Then there was the creator of Miss USA." I didn't miss that he was speaking in the past tense.

"What?! You killed the creator of the Miss USA pageant?" I cried out.

"No, no, no Bella. She died from old age before I could get to her." He explained in a surly tone, but I still had my eyes narrowed at him suspiciously. "Then there's the Volturi…" This time it wasn't me that cut him off but Carlisle.

"Edward." He warned in a 'don't even think about it' voice.

"Fine," He sighed as he crossed yet another name off his list. "I don't see how I am supposed to have a hit list if I'm not allowed to get any of these people." He sounded annoyed.

"You shouldn't have a hit list at all, it's just not nice." Esme said in a very motherly voice. "While you're at it, cross Emmett off, you shouldn't have your own brother on there." Just then Emmett picked up the Esme doll.

"I brought with me the ability to care. So that means that the only reason I am with Carlisle is because he is in love with me and I care about his feelings too much to admit I think he is a wuss. Because, truthfully, I'm a wuss too!"

"Edward, put his name back on that list this instant!! Ohh, he is going to get it!" Esme yelled. Wow, I had never heard her yell.

Emmett then picked back up the Carlisle, Jasper, and Edward dolls. He then, tossed them all out the open window.

"There not Barbie's, their voodoo dolls." I voiced my discovery.

"And you thought my hit list wasn't nice!" Edward said to Esme, obviously happy he was no longer the bad guy. Then, suddenly, all the boys in the room were thrown agenced the wall. Edward and Jasper just moaned and started to get up. But Carlisle stayed curled up in the fetal position before he started to float in mid-air.

"CARLI!" Esme screamed. "What is going on!?" All eyes turned to the Television where Emmett was looking out the window and laughing.

"Carlisle is going to be bird food! Carlisle is going to be bird food!" Emmett kept screaming over and over again as Carlisle was hitting the wall repeatedly. I just couldn't help laughing. Emmett turned back to the dolls and picked up Alice's. He quickly put her in rags and made her go around the room. "I'm Alice and I am so obsessed with shopping that when I was human my family went into poverty!"

"That is so not true!" Alice shrieked. But Emmett wasn't finished yet.

"I think I am so like totally cool because I can see the future! But really I'm just a stupid person that needs to use my future sight to cheat on all my tests!" Emmett squealed in Alice's high, peppy voice. "I also use it because I don't know what to say to Jasper when we are alone!"

"That isn't true either!" She yelled again. Then Emmett picked up my doll. I don't know what he is going to say about me, but I'm sure it's not going to be good. I held my breath in anticipation for the embarrassment that was going to follow what ever Emmett was planning on saying.

"And I'm Bella and I'm only with Edward so he can change me into a vampire!" Emmett yelled in my voice. I couldn't think of anything to say so I just stared at the Television in pure shock. When I finally came to my senses everyone was staring at me.

"It's not true!" I yelled. "I love you so much Edward! Even if you weren't a vampire I would think you are the nicest most attractive person on this entire planet! There is no one I would rather be with." Edward responded by kissing me passionately.

"Get a room why don't you!" Rosalie yelled in disgust. Edward just smiled at her and pulled me closer to him. Before Rosalie could comment on our relationship Emmett picked up her doll.

"I'm a jerk! That is why when I was changed into a vampire I couldn't even get Edward to fall in love with me!" Rosalie looked like she was going to break down and cry. "But I am so hot that everyone always overlooks that!" She visibly calmed down.

"Rosalie why aren't you angry that your husband called you a jerk?" Jasper asked, incredulous.

"Because he called me hot." She responded like it should be obvious to everyone. Suddenly the phone rang on the Television and Emmett went to go pick it up.

"Oh hey Mike!" Emmett said.

"Is he talking about Mike Newton?" Edward asked as his eyes turned black again.

"Newton, I don't think she likes you! Well, anyway, the family is gone! So bring all of the stuff and be here in twenty minutes!" Emmett shouted.

Why is Mike Newton going over to the Cullen's house? What is he bringing with him? WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM? So many questions… there is only one way to find out! Press the pretty blue button and review! We want at least ten reviews for this chapter! Ok? Good!