WasperJithlock: I am very sorry that it's taken me so incredibly long to finally sit down and write this chapter. I don't really have that big of an excuse other then I'm lazy…and possibly boy crazy. But again, that's no excuse. So here it is!!! Cyberhugs to all!
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BPOV
"Bye!" Mike said, one second too late. The door was already shut in his face. Emmett rushed to the TV and turned it on. He watched Power Rangers for about thirty minutes until a commercial came on. A commercial that I wish to never see again.
BPOV
We all stared incredulously at Emmett as he sang along with the dreadful commercial.
"Damnit!" Edward finally said when the commercial ended. "We have TiVo!" Everyone gasped but me.
"What's TiVo?" I asked. Everyone stared at me in disbelief.
"How do you not know what TiVo is?" Alice was the only one who could speak.
"I don't know," I said confused. "Am I supposed to know what it is?"
"TiVo," Carlisle said after a few moments of silence. "Is one of the best things ever invented in the entire universe. It allows you to record any show you want!"
"Wow," I said, impressed.
"It also lets you fast forward or rewind," Edward said this like it was a bad thing.
"Then why…" I stopped when I finally realized what this meant. "He wouldn't!" I exclaimed.
On screen Emmett picked up the remote and, from what I could see, hit a button that had a back arrow on it.
"NO!" Rosalie yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Once again the commercial played as Emmett sang along to it. And again and again and again!
"He better not rewind-" Edward was interrupted by the dreadful sound that the TiVo made as it was rewarded for the sixth time. The commercial came back in as we all groaned in agony.
It started with a green pasture and the theme song playing full blast in the background.
"My little pony, my little pony," Emmett sang along in a beautiful voice that would have been awesome if he was singing any other song.
The main pony in pink came prancing in out of nowhere from the green, treeless, pasture. A little girl's hand suddenly popped out and snatched the main pony as it went from being a cartoon to reality with the actually plastic pony. The shot changed from just showing the girl's hand to the girl's face. She smiled as she held her pony high in the air with pride as she tossed her long blonde hair over her shoulder. The thyme song stopped as the commercial's advertisement voice came on talking about the new princess pony and her new castle.
The shot changed again as it showed the little girl playing with her pink pony in the castle. She played for about three seconds before another girl came and joined her. This girl was brunette and held a purple pony. Following the brunette was a girl with black hair. She held a light green pony and smiled right at the camera as she walked over to join the other girls.
They showed the girls playing with their ponies as the voice continued to talk about the new princess pony collection. The thyme song came back in as the voice stopped talking but this time it came back even louder than before. Emmett began to sing along with it again as he reached for something under the couch.
The Cullen's and I all looked around at each other with the same questioning look on our faces.
"What the hell…" Rosalie started to say as she leaned forward in her seat to get a better look at what Emmett was getting out.
"No way!" Jasper was the first one to speak as Emmett pulled out his own My Little Pony. "When did he buy a My Little Pony?" We all looked over at Rosalie.
"Don't look at me!" She screeched in defense, pulling her hair in front of her face and peeking though. "I didn't know anything about this!"
We all watched as Emmett rewinded the commercial again but this time played with his purple pony.
"Do you know what bugs me about these types of commercials?" Alice suddenly asked. We all stayed quite knowing she was going to tell us anyways. "That the blonde little girl always gets the pink pony, the brunette always gets the purple pony, and the black haired girl always gets the weird green pony!" She became louder as she got to the end of her rant. "BLACK HAIRED GIRLS LIKE PINK AND PURPLE TOO!" She yelled furiously.
"She's right!" I found myself say as I realized that she was right. "I like the pink pony more then the purple pony and I have brown hair! They always give the blonde girl the pink pony! Racists!"
"Maybe because blondes are better then people with brown and black hair put together," Rosalie said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"What?!" Alice shouted as she got up from the couch.
"You heard me!" Rosalie shouted back as she stood up herself.
"Black hair is so much better than blonde. I bet they give the blonde girls the pink ponies just to make them feel better." Alice looked tiny next to Rose.
"Or maybe the black and brown hair girls aren't pretty enough to handle the pink pony!" Rosalie spat back. Their faces were only inches away from each other. I kept quiet, hoping not to get into this.
"Are you calling me and Bella ugly?" Alice challenged. Shit! Now I was involved.
"Well you guys just aren't as pretty as me and my blonde hair. If you guys had blonde hair then maybe, just maybe, you'd be prettier." Oh no she didn't?!
"Ugh!" I said angrily as I found myself standing up as well.
"Jasper!" Alice yelled even though he was only a foot away from her. He looked frightened as she called his name.
"Yes love?" He asked in a timid voice.
"My black hair is better than Rosalie's blonde right?" She gave him a look saying that he better answer correctly.
Jasper look terrified as he looked back at Alice.
"You wouldn't," Edward said in disbelief. His eyes were wide as he stared at Jasper. "I don't think you should say what you are thinking of saying."
"What does he want to say?" Alice said looking from Jasper to Edward and then back to Jasper.
"Do you want me to be honest with you?" He asked.
"Of course," Alice said a little softer.
"Okay then." He said, sounding a little bit more than reluctant to talk but stood up to join us. "Well it's not like your hair isn't pretty or anything and Rosalie's hair isn't prettier than yours…it's…it's just…just that," It was the first time I had ever seen him so scared. I had never heard him stumble like this before either.
"Just spit it out!" Alice said impatiently.
"Blonde hair rocks," He said simply. His face scrunched up as if he was expecting to be slapped.
Alice stood dumbstruck as she stared at her husband. She looked at him as if she wasn't hearing him right. Finally she realized that he had actually said that. Her face distorted and her hands clenched, she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What?!" She screamed at him.
"I told you not to say that," Edward said mockingly as he sat back in his seat, chuckling slightly.
"I'm going to have to agree with Jasper on this one," Carlisle said as he stood up and pushed back his blonde hair exaggeratingly.
"Of course you do," Esme said disgusted. "You have blonde hair."
"And that's exactly why it rocks," Carlisle said in a matter of fact way.
"Excuse me but brown hair is a lot better than blonde hair," Esme said standing up as well. Edward was the only one still sitting, watching the scene play out with amusement.
"No it isn't!" Rosalie said as Jasper and Carlisle came to stand by her. At the same time Esme came to stand by me. Wow, we separating into our own groups. This only happens on TV.
"Black hair is better than both," Alice said, standing her ground even though she was the only one here that has black hair.
Everyone continued to argue as I stood back and watched. I never was good about arguing on things like this. I looked down at the couch only to meet Edward's amused eyes. Everyone was so engrossed in what the best hair color was, that I easily slipped away and went back to sit with Edward.
"Why aren't you arguing that bronze is the best hair color?" I whispered, so that Esme wouldn't notice that I had abandoned her.
"Well first off, there's no need to whisper, they will never notice that you're gone," He said with amusement. "And I'm not arguing because this happens all the time, and I honestly don't care what hair color is better."
"This happens all the time?" I asked incredulous.
"It's always a huge argument here. The only funny thing about this one is that Jasper usually sides with Alice, but today he decided to speak his mind. It was very surprising." He laughed a musical laugh.
"When do you think that they will stop?" I asked, wondering if the fighting gets worse than just verbal abuse.
"It can go on for hours," He sighed. The fight started to get worse and worse as we looked over at the angry vampires.
"Black hair is the BESTEST!" Alice screamed.
"Is not!" Yelled Rosalie.
"Uh huh!" Cried Esme.
"Nuh uh!" Carlisle yelled. Everyone was yelling now, except Jasper.
"LETS GET EM'" Rosalie screamed.
"YEAH!" Carlisle wailed.
"BRING IT ON!" Yelled Alice and Esme at the same time.
"I don't know guys, they look pretty mean." Jasper commented in a small, wary voice. He was looking at Alice and her enraged face.
"Wuss." Was all Alice said.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Jasper said, snapping his fingers. None of the others seemed to notice, but Edward and I immediately burst into hysterics. Edward then looked over at the TV for a second and his jaw dropped.
"What-" I started to say but then I looked over at the TV myself and my jaw dropped open too.
"Emmett sure can create arguments," Edward said after regaining his composer. "But he can also end them.
"Guys!" Edward yelled over to them to get his voice over their loud ones. "You have to see what Emmett is doing!"
They all looked at him as if whatever Emmett was doing couldn't be as important as hair color. But then Jasper looked over at the TV anyways.
"Oh. My. Carlisle!" He said, his eyes practically popping out of his face. Everyone looked over to the TV and all had the same reaction.
"I always knew Emmett was a little different from everyone else," Carlisle said in his professional doctor's voice. "But I never knew he was this different…" He let the sentence just kind of drift off.
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