Discalimer: I do not own Twilight.
Bella's POV
I then thought of a good way to get out of this and said," Wait, you girls want to take time out of getting ready for school to play Truth or Dare?"
"Sense when do you care about getting ready?" Alice asked," Besides, this is alot more fun."
I sighed and said," Fine, but we only have an hour till school."
"You know what is funny?" Rose asked.
"What babe?" Emmett asked.
"In about an hour it will be a complete 24 hour turn for us girls," she replied then explained seeing their confused lookes," Just 24 hours ago we wanted to kill you. No we want to portect you."
"Stop trying to get out of the game Rose," Esme said sturnly.
"Fine. Who goes first?" Rose asked.
"How about Esme and Carlisle since we can play at school, but they can't," I suggested.
"Fine by me. You go fist," Esme said pointing to Carlisle.
He sighed and said," I guess I will go with Dare."
I had an idea so I sent it to the girls. They burst out laughing and nodded their heads in agreement. I turned to the man about to be humiliated and said," I dare you to go to the Voliture, wearing only a barrel, and singFive o'Clock Somewhere."
He looked horrified then looked relived and said," I can't get there before you kids go off to school. So there for I enable to do that Dare."
"Wrong," Alice said," you know for someone who is suppose to know all is kind of slow. Anyways, Bella can bend our minds so well we actually transport."
Carlisle's mouth hit the floor. Esme then whispered to him," I should have warned you earlier, my girls can find almost any loop-holes."
He sighed and said," Where is my barrel?"
"Right here," Rose said turning a tree into a barrel.
Mom then whispered to him," Told you so."
He sighed saying unintelligent words as he grabbed the barrel and proceed to the bathroom.
He came out still grumbling and I said," Don't worry. It won't be that bad."
And with that I manipulated with our minds and we were sent to Italy.
We entered the thorn room and everyone stopped talking when we entered.
Cacles (AN: I hope you know who I am talking about. If you don't hint, it is one of the Voturio brothers. The one that starts with a C), then said," Ahh, the Swan family finally came." Then he saw Carlisle and his face went paler, if that was even possibile. He then said," Good. God. Carlisle put some clothes on."
Carlisle sighed and said," Not after I sing this."
He then took a deep breath and stared singing:
The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow
And so am I
The workday passes like molasses in wintertime
But it's July
I'm gettin' paid by the hour and older by the minute
My boss just pushed me over the limit
I'd like to call it somethin'
I think I'll just call it a day
Chorus
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve but I don't care
It's 5 O'clock somewhere
This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
half the night
Tomorrow morning I know they'll be hell to pay
Hey, but that's alright
I ain't had a day off now in over a year
My Jamican vacation's gonna start right here
Get the phones for me
You can tell 'em I just sailed away
Chorus
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve but I don't care
It's 5 O'clock somewhere
If it is possible to die of laughter, I know everyone would be on the ground dead. I would have half expected him to stop there, but he keep on singing.
Chorus
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve but I don't care
It's 5 O'clock somewhere
I could pay off my tab
Pour myself in a cab
And be back to work before 2
At a moment like this
I can't help but wonder
What would Jimmy Buffet do?
Jimmy Buffet
Funny you should ask that
I'd say
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve but I don't care
Jimmy buffett and Alan Jackson together
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve but I don't care
Alan Jackson: He don't care... I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
Jimmy Buffett
What time zone am I on?
What country am I in?
Alan Jackson
It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere
Jimmy Buffett
It's always on 5 in margarittaville come to think of it
Alan Jackson
I heard that
Jimmy Buffett
You've been to there haven't ya?
Alan Jackson
Yes sir.
Jimmy Buffett
I seen your boat there
Alan Jackson
I've been to margarittaville a few times
Jimmy Buffett
Alright, well that's good.
Alan Jackson
I'm on my way back.
Jimmy Buffett
Well alright, I just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacon.
Alright, well it's five o'clock, let's go somewhere.
Alan Jackson
I'm ready, crank it up.
Jimmy Buffett
Let's get outta here
Alan Jackson
I'm gone
Jimmy Buffett
Let's get outta here.
The song finally ended and I took us home before they could send gaurds after us.
We were laughing so hard that when we got into the house we fell to the ground laughing.
Carlisle then got dressed and came back out saying," You know what? All of you have been to school plenty of times. You all are skipping to day."
"Great now the old man is planning on giving us revenge," Emmett whispered.
"For that comment mister, Truth or Dare?" Carlisle asked resting his head on his hands smiling smuggly.
"Dare of course," Emmett replied.
I looked into Carlisle mind and only saw a glimpes of it.
I then thought to myself," What does Carlisle have planned with a ballerina bunny? This can't be pretty."
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