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Bella's POV
Carlisle smirked and crossed his hands in front of his chest.
Emmett sighed and asked," Will you tell me the Dare and stop trying to act cool"
"A constipated, overweight, out of style, loser?" I asked.
"No," Emmett said.
"Okay," Carlisle said," Here is your Dare. I Dare you to dress as a bunny in a tutu, go to the hottest club in LA, and sing I'm a Barbie Girl."
"No way!" Emmett snapped.
"Did I mention the rules of the way us Swan's play?" Alice asked.
"No. What are the rules?" Jasper asked.
"You have to answer the Truth, if you pick truth. And if you pick Dare you have to do the Dare. If you refuse to do so you have to date a cowzo."
"Excuseme?" Carlisle asked.
"You have to date cow poop for a week," Alice said simply.
"Do you have to kiss it?" Emmett asked.
"You have to carry it to school with you, claim it for your girlfriend or boyfriend, and also kiss it in front of the whole school," Esme said.
"Then I'm going to do the Dare," Emmett said," But, where am I going to get my outfit?"
Rose and Alice jumped up grabbing one of his hands and pulled him up stairs.
It took about 30 minutesof ripping and tearing before they came back downstairs. When Emmett came into view the boys and I fell to the ground laughing. He was in a pink bunny outfit, with bunny ears and tail. Just about one inch above the tail was a pink tutu. It had pink sequence and went about 7 inches from his body.
He then went to charge at Jasper and Edward, but my family jumped in front of him. Once I got done with my laughing is I said," Let's be going now."
I drove Rose, Alice, and Emmett to the airport so we could make sure Emmett didn't try to make a run for it. Edward drove the others.
About 20 minutes in traffic we got to the airport and Carlisle asked," How are we going to bock an air ride for eight at such short notice?"
"We have a private jet," I replied.
"We do?" Alice asked.
"Yes."
"Then why didn't we taked that when we were coming to Forks at first?" Rose asked.
"I truely don't know," I replied.
Emmett then walked in through the doors and people started to snicker. Some even got out their phones so they could take a picture.
I saved him by dragging him off to the 'Swan's' private area. When we got there Emmett turned to Carlisle and said," When this is over I'm going to kill you."
I then realized something so I asked," Why are we going to go to a club during the day? There is going to be now one there."
"Not at this curtain one we know. It is for night shift people. So they have as many people and they have it just like at night," Carlisle explained.
"Okay. That isn't weird at all," Rose said sarcastically.
"Shut up and get on the plane," I said kicking her behind so it looked like I kicked her through the door.
Alice did the same to me and Esme did it to Alice. We ran up and pulled Esme I and claimed our seats.
We noticed the guys haven't come aboard so I yelled," Are you all coming or not?"
They sighed and came in. They went to sit next to their girls and put their arms around their shoulder.
We arrived 1 hour to LA and we rented a car. We got to the club and I noticed the name Breaking Dawn.
"Well, that makes sense," I thought to myself.
"You think," Edward said.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Didn't you just say something out loud?" he asked.
"No."
My mom put her arm around my shoulder and said," About a week before she really goes vampire for real for about five minutes her shield sort of just disappears."
"Oh, okay," Eward said.
I just shook my head and motion for the rest of them to listen. When I got their full attention I said," Okay, you guys go around back and we will line jump to get in faster. Once we are in we will let you guys in the back."
"Say what?" Carlisle asked.
"We are going to flirt our way in," Rose said.
"No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no," Carlisle said.
"Like you can stop us," Alice said.
We magically changed our outfits. My dress was a blue halter top dress. It was kind of lose, but being blue it looked really good on me. Alice had a pink ruched short dress. Rose had a cherry, strapless tube top dress. It hugged her curbs very well. Esme had on a medium heather gray stretch cotton rib turtleneck sweaterdress. (AN: Dresses on my profile.)
When the guys saw us their mouths dropped. We laughed at them and stepped out of the car before they could stop us from flirtting our way in.
We went to the front and we heard people yelling. When we got up to the guard I put my left hand on his chest and my right hand up to his face. I traced my finger down from his ear to the middle of his chin and whispered into his ear," My sisters and I really do wish to get in. But, we don't want to go to the back to the line just to walk all the way back up here again."
I could hear him choke on what he was going to say when he said," W-well, I guess I can let you four i-in."
When he looked over at Rose and Alice I thought he was going to pass out. He then turned to mom and said," You know I get off my post in about 10 minutes, if I could just hang with you daughter here," he motioned towards me," I could show her a great time."
"Great, the guard is a rappest," I thought to myself.
"No thank you. I'm fine," I replied.
He sighed, but still let us in. Rose and Alice were laughing.
"Okay girls. I know you find that funny, but it is time to change back now," our mother's voice said from behind us.
"Fine, fine," we said as we proceed to the bathroom.
We went into the stalls and when we came out we were in our outfitss we were in before. We went around back and the guys looked mad.
Edward looked the maddest so I asked," What's wrong?"
"Nothing," he said storming in.
Carlisle was the second maddest so mom asked," What's wrong?"
"You do know even over the short time I find your daughters as mine right?" he asked.
"Yes," my mom replied confused.
"Well, finding them as my daughters I really find it repulsivethat Bella flirted her way in," he replied madly.
"Why?" I asked.
"Finding you as a daughter, my fatherly instincts kick in," he replied shrugging.
I thought about that for a minute then it kicked in. That was really sweet how a bloo-vampire cared about me as a daughter like that. I then felt guilty I didn't trust him.
Emmett's voice broke my thoughts when he said," Yea, we got kind of mad when we found that out also," he pointed to Jasper and himself," you know we find you as a sister and we don't want you to get hurt."
Jasper then said," So please don't do anything stupid like that again."
I gave them a weak smile, but a big hug each.
When I was walking back in Carlisle asked," What was that?"
Mom replied," She finally trust you bloo-vampires. Sorry about that, still habit."
"Why would she choose now to trust us?" Jasper asked.
"Because she sees that if you guys want to protect her you won't hurt her," Alice replied.
"So, all we had to do is so that we would hurt anyone who hurts her?" Emmett asked.
Rose sighed and said," You can put it that way."
"Great, now that I know that I can trust you guys not to talk about me," I said walking back," but, how about we go watch Emmett sing."
Rose and Alice then squealedand pulled Emmett in. I went up to the D.J. and told him about Emmett wanting to sing. He looked at me confused, but didn't argure when I pulled out an one hundred dollar bill.
When I got off the stage the D.J. then said into the microphone," All right people. We have a nice young man who wants to sing to us this fine morning."
The crowd cheered when he said that, but stopped when Emmett walked up. There was a awkward silence before everyone started to laugh.
- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!
When Emmett was done everyone was just staring at him with their mouthes hung open. They gave an awkward clap as he walked off the stage grinning.
"Okay that's not weird," Rose said out loud.
"Let's go," Edward said when Emmett was standing by us.
We got back to the house about 2 hours later and Emmett changed. He came down the stairs still grinning.
"Dude will you stop grinning? You are starting to creep me out," Jasper said.
"I'm just grinning because of this. Rose, babe, Truth or Dare?" he said.
"Dare, duhh," she replied like a snotty cheerleader.
I looked into his mind and I saw something that deals with a dude handling make-up.
''Now this has to be interesting'' I thought to myself.
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