Dear Misty,
Mays kinda mad at me cuz I gave her some bad advice on her contest twoday. I told her to send her bwootifly up agenst a newmel.
From,
Ash

Dear Ash,
I swear, you take stupid lessons, don't you? Here's the editing to your latest letter:
May's, kind of, because, today, beautifly, against, numel
Now, apart from that, a numel? That's a fire type you idiot! You know, the second I leave your IQ slips below double digits again! You're a stupid idiotic fool who's as blind as a zubat to the world around him! Anyway, I love hearing from you, keep writing (with grammar, please) How about you type and print them, like I do, huh? Maybe then you'd catch your spelling and grammar mistakes. Not mention I'd finally be able to read it.
Your devoted friend,
Misty
Dear Misty,
I'm stupid? Everyone knows yer supposed to end a ledder with the word from or luv, not your devoted friend. My IQ is normal, thanks! And how am I blind anyway? I see just fine, twenty twenty vizon. The only reeson you dont is because you have crappy handwritting!
From,
Ash
Dear Ash,
Editing:
You're, letter, love, vision, reason, don't, handwriting
Now, you are an idiot. (I love to start out my letters this way.) I didn't mean blind like eyesight, I meant blind like not noticing things. Idiot. Isn't it ironic that the only word you spelled right was a swear word? Well, not ironic, but funny. I don't have bad handwriting! You do. Jerk.
Still Writing,
Misty
Dear Misty,
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From,
Ash
Dear Ash,
Editing:
The whole letter is filled with incomplete sentences.
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Ha ha. For the last time, Ash, if you start it, I win. Since I've won, that means you're blind. Ha!
Forever Victorious,
Misty
Dear Misty,
That's no fair! And what am I so blind about? Huh? Name one thing! Bet you can't! AND YOUR HANDWRITING DOES SUCK!
From,
Ash
Dear Misty,
Misty, where are you? You haven't been replying. Come on, Mist! I even used a dictionary and Brock's and May's and Max's help! Come on! Please please please talk to me!
Always Waiting,
Ash
Dear Ash,
Editing:
Put commas after each please.
—Misty
Dear Misty,
What did I do? I'm sorry. Is it because I told you your handwriting sucks? I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean it. Please write. You're my best friend!
From,
Ash
Dear Misty,
We have a feeling we know what he's blind too! You're in love with him, aren't you?
Sincerely,
Max, May, and Brock
Dear Max, May, and Brock,
You know what? Back off. You shouldn't be reading those letters unless I gave you permission anyway. I wrote them. If you stole those from Ash without him knowing, that's tampering with the mail. That's a federal offense. The good news, you'll be seeing Officer Jenny real soon if you keep bugging me. The bad news, Officer Jenny is going to be very, very mad at you. I'd love to see all your faces.
Seeking Revenge,
Misty
Dear Misty,
Tell him! I know he likes you and he's been so sad lately! Come on, Misty. It's annoying the heck out of us. He battles, he wins, but he's just not into it. His best friend is mad at him, or at least he thinks you are. Please talk to him. He needs to know you're not mad.
From,
May
Dear Ash,
Forever I will watch you, though you left me far behind, and though I'll always want you, I'll just hold the ties that bind.
How was your last battle, Ash? Good? I heard you won.
Always Watching,
Misty
Dear Misty,
Forever I will wonder about what you say and what you mean, and though I still can't show it, I'm not exactly what I seem.
I won! It was amazing. And, no more poetry stuff, okay? It makes my head hurt. I had to work for three whole hours for that stupid poem! Rhyming is hard! How long did it take you? Huh? I bet it just took five minutes.
I type my letters now. No more lettering!
Deep Denial,
Ash
P.S.
I didn't want to tell you at first, but I think you should know. Brock and the others helped a bunch with this letter.
Dear Ash,
I know.
Your Devoted Friend,
Misty
First Author's Note: Well, that was pointless. Why did I do that, the answer is the same as how many licks it takes exactly to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know.

Edited Author's Note: Look! It's a circle story! It goes 'round and 'round and 'round again! They never admit! They just leave little hints and stay in denial. Which makes this fic completely and totally pointless. Uh, yay? Also, I am the Queen of Pagebreaks. Bow before my awesome might. BOW I say!