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Bella's POV

Jasper was the one to drive us to school today. Gee, I wonder why?

"Bella, you do know your shield is down right?" Jasper asked.

"It is?"

"Yea, I can feel that you are really full of sarcasm."

"Lucky you," Edward said," I still can't read her mind."

"That's good. Now she doesn't have to worry about keeping it up," Alice said over happily.

"Jasper," Emmett complained about 30 minutes later," Do you have to drive 5 miles per hour. I mean you wake us up earily and now you are still going to make us late."

Rose put her hand on Emmett's forehead and said," Honey do you feel okay."

"Yea, why?"

"You are complaining about being late."

"So, I want to make a little trip before I get to class."

"Ewwwwwww, Emmett. I don't want to see that!" Edward complained.

I sighed and put my shield over him. He looked at me and smiled as he said," Thank you. That is so much better."

"Stay out of my head if you don't want to see!" Emmett yelled.

"I would if your thoughts weren't being screamed!" Edward yelled back.

"Hey, your girl is the dang shield! Ask her to shield you!"

"She is not my girl!"

"But, you want her to be!"

"Do! Not!"

At that for some strange reason I felt my heart drop. I really didn't know why. I mean come on, no one like him would like some one so plain like me. It is so my luck when I started to fall for him I find out he doesn't even like me. Wait, did I just say I'm falling for him? No! He is my enemy and I will not let him get close.

"You are so into her!" Emmett was still yelling.

"It is my dead heart! I know who I do and do not love!"

"Dude, I'm an empathy. I think I would also know," Jasper butt in.

"Fine, then what is my feelings?"

"You are so whipped."

"Will you guys stop talking about my sister as if she isn't even here?" Alice exclaimed.

They all looked around then when all their eyes were on me I waved.

"Bella when did you get here?" Jasper asked.

"When my sisters did," I said slowly.

"For realz?" Emmett asked.

"Yes," I replied slower.

"No, really. Are you sure you didn't just like appear here with your witchy powers?"

"Just pull into the school," Alice ordered.

"Fine, fine," Jasper said picking his speed back up. Which was about 1 mile.

"Okay, now go swoon Lauren," Alice said fixing his collar and then giving him a quick peck.

Jasper growled and stacked off.

I opened the connection to the others so we could watch the whole thing.

"Hey babe," Jasper said making it sound seductive.

Lauren looked around then realized he was talking to her. "Hi," she replied trying to sound seductive. But to me she just sounded plan silly.

Jasper grabbed a lock of her hair gently and said," You have the most gorgeous blond hair."

I felt Alice tense and so I said," He said blond hair. He didn't say just hair."

"Good," Alice mumbled," This was really a bad idea."

"Wait," Emmett said," Aren't you suppose to be Lauren's best friend for a day?"

"Yes, but mom will never know if I was or not will she?"

"I will tell her," Edward said evilly.

"Fine," I huffed as I stacked off.

"Hey Lauren. You want to hang today?" I asked her when I got to her.

She looked so surprised that two of the most popular -cough people cough- in school was talking to her.

"So totally like yea!" Lauren yelled hugging us both.

She walked off and I whispered so lightly to him that no one could hear," I'm going to kill Alice."

"Why? She was the one who dared me to flirt with Lauren."

"Yea, and if she didn't I would have to pretend to be her BFFL."

"I see your point. Hey at least you don't have to hang with Mike."

I laughed and Jasper said," Lauren is getting impatient, we better go."

I chained my arm in his and we walked off towards Lauren.

"So like. Do you guys like want to go like to like the mall like after school?" she said. God what is with all those likes?

"Sorry Lauren. But, Jasper and I's families have to go somewhere together," I replied politely.

"Well, is it like something where you like have to like take a date?" she asked running her finger up and down Jasper's arm.

Jasper was about to flinch away but I elbowed him in the ribs to remind him of the dare.

He put on a fake smile that looked really real and tuck a stain of hair behind Lauren's ear saying," You know if it was you would be the first one I would ask."

"Like, I was wondering when you were like going to realize like when you liked me," she said. Again with the likes.

Jasper felt my frustration and elbowed me.

He then said," So Lauren what are you doing tomorrow night?"

"Like nothing."

"Do you want to go out with me?"

"For realz?!"

"Of course. Someone as cute as you should go with me."

I disguised my laugh with my cough.

"Like duh. It is like about time you like asked me like out."

"Like totally," I said deciding to have fun with this.

"Want to like eat lunch with like me?"

"Yea. Why not," Jasper answered.

"Like cool. She you like then."

With that she ran off.

"If she doesn't stop using like as every other word I am going to bend her body to say like," I hissed," Why did you say yes?"

"Because I figured that will be a good time to give her payback for anything she does to you today when you guys are friends."

I sighed and we went our separate ways.

Alice was waving to me but I pointed to Lauren to remind her that I had to hang with her the whole day.

Alice face went cold but she nodded.

I sat next to Lauren and said," Hiya."

"Oh, like so I wasn't like day dreaming. You like did like talk to me," Lauren exclaimed hugging me.

I dropped my pencil and I went to pick it up. When I looked under. God, I left some really deep claw marks.

The rest of the day went the same way. Then lunch came.

We were sitting next to Lauren and she put her arms around Jasper's waist hugging him.

She then said," Jasper, I don't know why you are always looking at that Alice person. She really needs to learn to keep her legs closed."

"Excuse me," Jasper said.

"You do agree right. I thought you liked me. I mean come on Alice is a door handle."

"No she is not. She is my friend, and I love her. I don't even like you. The only reason why I've be flirting with you is because it was a dare."

"Stop lying. Just because her sister is right her doesn't mean you can't call her a bike."

That pushed me over the edge. I stood up and yelled," Just because you do that doesn't mean you have to call other people that."

"Excuse me. But you aren't much better."

"Well, if you call me not much better then you must be the worst. What is you record? 92?"

"How did you find out?!"

"You just told me. Come on Jasper lets go before we catch her stupid." As I stood up I through my tray on her.

We walked back to our lunch table. Alice was crying.

I ran over and hugged her. "What's wrong?" I asked.

"I can't believe she said that stuff about me and she doesn't even know me," she said crying into my shoulder. She then hissed to low for the humans to hear," Jasper stop trying to calm me down, because I am also kind of happy."

"I am so confused," Emmett complained.

"It is just that my sister stood up for me."

"So," Rose said edging her on.

"I had a vision she was going to encourage her on and I'm just glad she didn't," she said shaking.

"Alice!" I said horrified," What kind of a stupid vision is that! You've been my sister for 150," I was now whispering now," years. And I hate that chick."

"Thank you," she now composed herself and said," Edward, Truth or Dare."

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