10 or more ways to annoy gaara

Unplug his gourd.

Tell him you "wuv" him

Bake cookies and eat them in his face.

Take a picture of him sleeping with his bear and post it on the internet.

Tell lee gaara want one of his "cool suits".

Dress him up by force in a frilly pink dress and ask him "who's a pretty pretty princess?"

Tell him someone wants to see him outside and lock him out.

Tell him your sorry for annoying him so much then proceed to annoy him again.

Tell Temari he called her a "gay transvestite crossdresser" and watch him get his but kicked.

give him a big hug ,duck for cover and watch his head explode.

( if his head doesn't explode……………RUN LIKE HEEEEELLLLL!!!!)