I do not own Twilight!!

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CPOV

"So I will see you and Quill later tonight?" This was my perfect opportunity to test some things on the boys and look further into getting our ladies what they wanted. Of course… I'm hoping whatever I mix up it is flavorless and possibly liquid. I'd have to bust out with our special occasion "wine" I always kept for a treat. Of course it wasn't human blood, but the finest out there a vegetarian could get.

"Yes, that's perfect Seth. And of course I'll gladly pay you for your efforts… and I won't take no for an answer." With those words I hung up the phone and continued my research, this was rather exciting, and Alice wouldn't be able to tell anything… now I'd just have to hide my thoughts from Edward until it's all set… I wonder if I should tell the boys before doing thing… nahh.

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APOV

"Suddenly… Carlisle's future just disappeared… I don't like that." I turned towards Jasper. "Perhaps he's getting one of the were's to come for a visit and test research…"

Jasper just shrugged at me… my man of few words…

"Alice… can I take these pigtails out now?" He looked so pathetic.

"Yeah I guess… I was working up a brilliant scheme in my head anyways and I have to go talk to my favorite ladies." I gave him a kiss goodbye and danced out of our bedroom door.

"Oh Bellllaaa!!" I reached my first destination. I heard a sigh, she always hated when I interrupted hers and Edward's make-out time.

"Do I really have to get kidnapped now?" Bella whined.

"Yep… I have an idea that will rock your socks… twice!" I smiled at her

"Why are you singing the national anthem in your head?" Edward cocked an eyebrow at me.

"That's for me to know… and you to find out." I stuck my tongue out at him and grabbed Bella's arm dragging her away from her goodbye kiss to my brother.

"Roooossalieee…" I peeked into her room, thank god she was dressed. "Common we're going to kidnap Esme and go to the mall."

"I take it you're up to no good again huh?" She smirked at me

"Of course… would you expect anything else?" With that we all walked downstairs to kidnap Esme.

She was of course in the garden… she absolutely loved planting bright flowers, of course it's always funny to push Emmett into the Venus Fly Trap Jasper and Edward planted a couple weeks ago.

"Esme!" I danced up to her, Rosalie gracefully walking behind me and Bella trudging behind her… for a new vampire she still wasn't as graceful… she'll get it. "It's time Esme… to be kidnapped… I feel a drive coming on and I must tell you my plans for a fun evening."

"Alright Alice, be with you in a minute." She smiled and dusted herself off.

With that we set off on the open road. I started telling them my plans to play dress up and seduce the boys. Kind of like a peep show minus the whole peep thing.

"That sounds like fun" Rosalie laughed

"…does this involve me wearing lingerie?" Bella sighed, she still wasn't comfy with the stuff.

"In front of my children?" Esme asked mildly flabbergast.

"It will be fun… yes it does involve lingerie and yes ma'am." I answered all three speeding down the highway… I figured we should go to the mall to get new outfits. "I think it'll be a nice surprise… and I see it going over very well. I'm not sure what song we should dance to though…"

"Dance?!" Bella shouted. "I know I'm more graceful but I have to wear lingerie… and dance… for Edward… and everyone else…"

"Trust me… only Edward's eyes will be on you." Rosalie laughed.

Bella sighed. "I have no choice… I'm in"

"That's the spirit!" I cheered her on. "Mall here we come!"

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CPOV

"Hmm… test number one" I spoke clearly into my recorder. I of course would remember this but case studies need documentation! I carefully poured this into one of our specialty "wine" bottles. "Now all we have to do is wait until the girls come back and I have to think of an excuse to open this…"