Chapter 12: Kicking ass and making cash

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Okay another chapter. Be lucky because life is confusing right now between school and college. I really want to finish this in the next few chapter because I'm anxious to start other fics on SASUNARU and YUGIOH. Maybe even a SAIYUKI one if I'm up to it. Enjoy!

Sasuke walked around town with a little rat named Kakashi sticking out of his pocket.

Damn it! I'm not a taxi!

Kakashi didn't notice Sasuke's anger or chose to ignore it. He just hummed happily and looked around at the world from above.

"All right, time to make some money! First...Did I mention selling your body?" he asked folding his little ears. Sasuke turned red and glared at his front pocket.

"I'm not whoring myself Kakashi!" he yelled causing more people to stare. He quickly picked up the pace and looked at the town's large clock. "Naruto said he would meet me at the bridge we first met. I only have about a few hours and need at least a different shirt and maybe 30 bucks in my pocket. What to do...What to do..." he mused. He felt a small tap upon his shoulder and turned. A woman a head shorter than him looked up with steely blue eyes.

"I'm sorry...I couldn't help but notice, but...You're gorgeous. Want to earn some cash?" she asked winking. Sasuke looked around and pointed at himself.

"Are you talking to me woman?" he asked carefully. He still wasn't used to being a human yet. She seemed to sweat drop and cough a little.

"Well...Yes! So are you interested in doing a little modeling?" she said, clasping her hands together.

What the fuck is modeling? Sounds like a type of flower...Wait, she wants me to be a flower? No, that doesn't make sense...Uh...Shit. Humans suck...

"Um...Uh, well y-you see I...I..."

Smart dumb ass!

"Sasuke! Modeling is when people get their picture taken for cash! Just shut up and do it!" Kakashi squeaked quietly from his hiding pocket. Sasuke blinked.

Money? I'm in!

"I'm in!" he said holding a thumb up.

"Excellent! Just follow me then! Oh, by the way...My name is Ino handsome!" she greeted holding out her hand. Sasuke took it with the wrong hand and shook it.

Who cares bitch? Let's get this over with! I want to be with my Naruto!

"Just follow me then!" she said happily. Sasuke followed without a second thought.

Perfect! Wow, it has been just my luck lately, meeting Naruto and turning into a human. Now maybe I can impress my little blond tonight. I hope he likes what I want to do with him...Oh man I sound like a pervert.

"Here we are," Ino said, walking over to a shop and opening the door. The shop had a small sign of a picture with a camera on it.

Shoot um up? What kind of a business name is that?

Kakashi picked his head out of Sasuke's pocket. His eyes went wide as he looked at the sign. His eyes quickly scanned the wooden carvings.

Wait...I've heard about this place before. I've heard warnings from other rats. This is...

"Sasuke! No! Don't go in there! Wait!" he squeaked, squirming around frantically. "It's not what you think it is! It's a trap!" Sasuke looked at him and raised an eyebrow, but it was too late. The door slammed shut behind him; Sasuke heard the click of a lock setting in place. The place was pitch black, but he could still see a little thanks to eyes that could see in the dark. He looked around and saw about ten people in the room. Lights suddenly came on, and Sasuke squinted his eyes to adjust. The room itself was no bigger than the living room in Naruto's apartment. Ino was off to the side and accepted what looked like a small yellow envelope from one of the large men. All of them stared at Sasuke with amusement and some with hatred.

"Sorry gorgeous, but around here money talks, tootles!" She laughed, walking through another door and out of the shop. Sasuke looked around and scowled.

"Who the fuck are you guys?" He growled. One of them stepped forward and glared at the raven. Red dread locks fell into his face as his eyes burned through the boy before him.

"The name is Leo and you my friend have something I want. . . Boy," he hissed, fists clenched. Sasuke smiled.

"Boy? Who are you calling boy? Old geezer..." he smiled. Many of the men around Leo tensed and started whispering.

XX Break time! Lets see what Naruto is up to hmm? XX

Gee...I wonder what Sasuke is doing right now? Naruto thought, walking toward a customer with a full tray.

"Naruto! Pull your head out of your ass and look out!" Shikamaru yelled.

"What?" Naruto looked and before he knew it was falling forward. "AHHH!"

CRASH!

"You moron..." Shikamaru shook his head.

"Oh my god my ass!" the blond yelled.

XXBreak over. Back to SasukeXX

"Don't fuck with me!" Leo all but yelled. Sasuke thought this guy needed an attitude adjustment.

"What got your granny panties in a twist? I hear they make pills for all sorts of problems nowadays. Sounds like you could use a few," the raven retorted. Looking around the room he started to grow incredibly bored. He turned around and headed toward the door. One of them men came out in front of him and grabbed his shoulder.

"Where do you think you're going to princess?" he asked. Sasuke smirked and raised an eyebrow.

"Your mom's house, I hear she's talented, and I want to see if the rumors are true with what she can do with her tongue."

'Ouch!' Kakashi thought, giggling slightly. The other guy turned impossibly red and clutched his shoulder tighter.

"You fucker!" he snarled.

"I would but you're in my way to your mom's house." The man brought back an arm and aimed a hit toward Sasuke's face. Kakashi came out of his hiding place and decided to have a little fun. He crawled up Sasuke's shoulder and swished his tail. He bit down hard on the hand on Sasuke's shoulder, making a sickening crunch sound. The man yelped and pulled back. Sasuke quickly took the chance and nailed his in the stomach with his foot, sweeping the now injured man off to the side with his leg. It seemed to happen so fast. They all went toward him at once, but Sasuke could see it perfectly. He smirked and brought up his arms.

"Bring it on!"

Punch

Whack!

Crunch

"MOMMY!":

Thunk

(Insert cries of pain here)

"My life is flashing before my eyes!"

"That was easy..." Sasuke said bored. Kakashi this whole time had hidden in his pocket after the bite. To say he was traumatized was an understatement. He shook slightly when he poked his head out and looked around. Several of the men were slumped against the wall. Others took weird and no doubt painful positions on the floor. Sasuke looked around, and Kakashi spoke up.

"Hey...That human with the ugly red dreadlocks is gone!" The raven blinked and nodded.

"He is. That coward, he probably went to get more of his buddies."

"Sasuke! I have an idea!"

"What?"

"Get into their pants!"

"For the last time! I am not whoring myself!"

"No! Check their wallets and steal cash from them! They're thugs so...Who cares! Do it? Do it!" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

The day I'm told to steal by a rat...Like I haven't done that before! Wow I'm pathetic.

Nevertheless, Sasuke did it anyway. He checked the ten men and found each of their wallets. These guys were paid well. Sasuke probably ripped them off for about nine hundred bucks total. That made the raven's day. Sasuke smirked and left the shop.

"Now...To get ready for my date," he whispered. Kakashi stuck his head out of the pocket and beamed.

'I wonder whether Sasuke will buy me some cheese...' he hoped.

"Naruto! Take out the trash and we are done for the day! You have tomorrow off right?" Shikamaru asked taking off his apron. Naruto finished delivering the plates and set them on the counter.

"Yeah..." Naruto blushed. Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.

"What's with you?" he asked. Naruto smiled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Well...If you must know...I sort of...Met someone." Shikamaru blinked.

"As in?"

Naruto told Shikamaru about what had happened when he had left work yesterday. He watched as his facial expressions went from shock to worry to anger and then to what sort of looked like relief.

"And that's what happened and now I have a date tonight!" The blond shouted happily. Shikamaru gave him the old eye.

"Naruto. Just make sure this guy is okay. From the sound of it, he seems really fishy. A real rat if you catch my drift," he finished and walked out of the locker rooms. Naruto stood there puzzled.

A rat? Sasuke...No way!

With that, Naruto went home to get ready for his date.

All in all, Sasuke was having a good day too. He managed to buy at least a nice shirt according to Kakashi. However, he hated the small rat after he had walked out of the store. A swarm of women came up to him and started asking for something called a phone number. Sasuke only said he didn't know and walked off, but they gave chase. He managed to lose them in a men's public bathroom which Kakashi had told him to run into. He must have stood there for half an hour just to make them go away. He then thought over what he wanted to do. First impressions were everything after all. Kakashi kept telling him to take him out to eat. Sasuke decided not to, after all, the poor blond was in a restaurant all day. Talk about stressful and boring. He looked out to the harbor and thought it over hard. After about another 30 minutes of staring and standing in the middle of the street, people were staring...Again a swarm of women approached him...Again people even tried to pick fights for catching their girl friend's eyes...Again. Damn some humans were just weird. Eventually, he walked to the meeting place, passing by his usual alleyway. He looked down it, and a sudden idea struck him.

"That's it! I know what to do now!" Kakashi poked his head out, apparently he had been sleeping the whole time.

"W-What?" He yawned getting comfortable. Sasuke smirked but didn't answer. He walked across the bridge and decided to wait out the rest of the time. As he walked, there was a little hop to his step.

As soon as the blond got home, he went right to the shower. He smelt like the food they had served today and old lady perfume from when a customer accidentally sprayed him. As soon as that was done, he wrapped a towel around his waist and looked for clothing.

God I'm acting like such a girl!

He finished everything and locked his apartment. Making his way down the street he passed by people who seemed to be ogling him, but he didn't have eyes for them.

"Oh come on cutie! How can you say no to a face like mine?" The girl asked, attempting to lean on him. Sasuke brushed her off and hissed at her.

"I said beat it, you harpies. I'm waiting for my date, go get a man whore or something..." Kakashi rolled his eyes.

See...My man whore idea was good...People do use those things you know! Hey wait...Tee hee...

Kakashi poked his head out of the pocket and looked at the girl. He crawled on to Sasuke's shoulder and stood.

"Hey! Look at me! I'm a dancing rat covered in who knows what! Watch out I may have a contagious virus!" he squeaked. Sasuke looked at him.

"What are you doing?"

"EEEEEKK! A RAT!" she screamed, running for her life. Sasuke watched with a blank expression. Kakashi wandered back into his pocket, laughing his tail off. Sasuke waited anxiously, looking at every person that crossed the bridge carefully.

Too fat...also ugly...Needs a nose job...Eww, that cannot be your real hair color! Fat ass...UH! WHERE IS MY NARUTO?

"Sasuke!" a voice shouted. Sasuke stopped his thoughts and looked around.

T-There he is...

Naruto blushed slightly as Sasuke's gaze wandered over him. He suddenly felt really self-conscious dressed in nothing but jeans and a shirt. Sasuke looked great in his red top, a black jacket and tight looking pants.

God...I must look like a retard...I hope...Sasuke...

"Naruto," a hushed whisper said, hot breath wandering over his nose making him shiver. He looked up into charcoal eyes and felt himself melt.

Beautiful...They both thought. Naruto cleared his throat and smiled. Sasuke smiled softly too.

"I'm...I'm here..." the blond whispered. Sasuke brought a hand up and ran it down a smooth cheek. He tilted the blond's head up and slowly leaned forward.

"Yes...You are." Sasuke captured the lips that had been torturing him for what seemed like decades. Whether in this life or the next miracles happened, it happened here. Sasuke got his wish and planned on keeping it.

That is...Until time runs out... A voice said quietly,"kukukukukukukukukukukuku..."

Well its kinda a cliffy anyway. I hope I gave a few laughs and a little romance. Maybe when I have more time it will be even longer. Well I'm off to my other fics. I have a bunch lines up. I'm not much of a one shot person if you get my drift.

TBC

R&R