Day Pumpkin pie:
Once, in the Earth Temple, I was exploring, and I met a ReDead. Now, I've never liked ReDeads, not only for their poor choice of earrings but for the fact everyone
we met tried to drink my poor Linky's brain fluids! And mine, too. Link says that's probably the cause of my slowly spreading insanity.Huh.In-san-it-y.That's a funny word.
So you can see how surprised I was when he told me his name was Ralph and offered me chocolates! So Ralph and I were friends. He asked me how I survived. I told
him one thing;Moblin meat goes bad FAST. He asked me if I had killed one named Ted, and it turned out I had! Ralph said he hated Ted anyway. Then he showed me
how to file my teeth to a point, scream like an elephant, and sleep standing up. So anyway, Ralph came today. I was so surprised! Hoskit mainly hid behind a rock. I don't
see why. Ralph is so friendly!
Day M&Ms:
Ralph is still here. He told me what happened to Georiga,this Poe. She's friends with me too. Ralph, Georgia and I would tease those stupid Moblins.That Moblin's so
stupid, it...eats...pie! Wait, I eat pie...Oh well.
Hoskit is still behind the rock.
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Sorry this was short, I was in a rush. R&R!