It's BACK by popular demand. Uh, not so so popular demand. Uh, by three people's demand. Anyway. Enjoy.
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Day ChuChu:
I don't know what happened to Hoskit. I looked behind his rock and I found a leg bone. Ralph burped a lot today. I wonder why.
Any way, the Haven has recently been invaded by Floormasters. I talked to one, he said he was here on legitimate business to take over the world, mumbled something something about french fries, and then dragged me down his tunnel.
It was cold and dark and slimy and squishy in there, just like the Floormaster tunnels in the Earth Temple. I got caught like five times there. I think it was because I didn't listen to Link whenever he yelled, "MEDLI YOU RETARD DON'T JUMP IN THE BLUE FOGGY PIT OF DOOM!" There were like, nine hundred Floormasters down there, the whole thing was really interesting. Then I got caught.
Anyway again, I wound up in a room full of CANDY! Plus there was a giant angler fish, my worst nightmares manifested into my Aunt June, a walking Ocarina of Time cart, and some guy who kept yelling, "SELL ME SOMETHING WITH C! ANYTHING WITH C!" It got annoying, but I made friends with the OoT cart. It's name was Phil.
Day Sell me Something with C Guy:
Today A Floormaster dragged in a guy with a music box. He kept saying, "Goaroundgoaroundgoaroungoaround". I'm starting to hate this place.
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It for now, bye!