FINALLY, I'M BACK! Yay!
Also, this will contain some cameos from other authors. If you want a cameo, lemme know!
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Day PotterHarry:
Today I went back to Dragon Roost Island. I still suck at flying, so I hitchhiked there. Or rather, screamed at the top of my lungs until some disgruntled Bokoblin prirate shows up. After sailing five feet, he'd dump me back me back into the water and I'd have to shout again. It took a while.
Annnnyways, I wound up back at Dragon Roost (eventually). I was so happy to see everyone there! They were happy to see me too, but they pretendend not to be by muttering stuff like,
"Miss Slacker Supreme is back" or "Why hello, lazy butt" or sometimes "The charbroiled carcass of a giraffe mixed with ground Bulborb beef and placed in soup makes a succulent yet
subtle appetizer" under their breath, but I know they're just kidding.
Well guess what, my dearest of dear dears dearest to me darling wonderful endearing dear diary? Link was there too! He showed me these novels he had been reading called Harry Potter.
He let me read some of them, they were all autographed by someone named MuffieMaster. I asked Link who that was, but he just shrugged and said he'd picked up the novels at a garage
sale. He's a real garage sale junkie. I wonder what a garage is.
Well after I insulted his mother Link did something mean. He hit me with all the books! However Quill says it's fine, the concussion's wearing off already and the swelling should be gone by Thursday. But I am feeling really sleepy now so...
Day Portkey:
Today Link showed me this nasty old wig. I asked why he was showing me this, and he told me it was a portkey! I haven't read to The Goblet Of Fire, but apparently if you touch a portkey,
in this case the nasty old wig, you could transport somewhere else. He said authors could use it to make cameos. Other than that... Nothing.
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R&R! Nobody reads these anyways. So... Question authority! Eat more chocolate! E.T. Is the worst game ever! Well maybe not worse than the Zelda CD-Is, NIntendo's Biggest Mistakes,
but...