Yay! I'm not dead! I'M BACK! PH34R THE BACKNESS! PH34R IT! Oh and um, shout out to MuffieMaster, who helped me write this chap.
Day Snowman:
Wow.
Okay, yesterday I went to sleep like normal... But when I woke up, I was in this store with a big sign that said "Bed, Bath and Beyond". Link was there too. And Komali. Great.
We were all pretty confuzzled and none of us had any idea how we got there. But when the PA came on, it ALL BECAME CLEAR. I quote,
"Welcome my little characters. Consider the fourth wall broken, shattered, stomped on, and set on fire.
" I suppose you wonder why you are here. Well, you see, I put you here to entertain the Readers. I am the glorious Authoress, and you are inside a present-day American
shopping mall. Of course it is closed. No one is in here, except ReDeads. Lots of ReDeads. Luckily however, Ralph is among them, so you should be relatively safe.
There are food rations in, of course, the food court, but I have taken the liberty of getting them out for you. Now, LEEME 'LONE! BACK TO NARUTO!"
So obviously, Komali made a beeline for the food court without a second thought. Link agreed to go find him before he inhaled all the food while I looked for a map, Ralph,
or, failing Ralph, some kind of weapon.
Well, I found the map but not Ralph or the weapon. Stupid map. It's all plastic and standy-uppy. It took me forever to pull it out of the floor. And it's HEAVY!
I couldn't find Bed, Bath and Beyond, but I did find an elevator, which I am now going to sleep in. Come to think of it, maybe I could use the map AS a weapon. Yeah.
Night, Diary.. Yaaawn...
Day Safari:
Today I found Bed, Bath, and Beyond again. Link and Komali were there. They moved most of the rations to here. We've named B,B and B as our kinda-sorta base.
This entry is no longer funny, so funny I shall make it:
Um, bupkes. And meatballs? But only spicy meatballs. Yes. Spicy meatballs are Luke's father.
Yay! Do you like it? HUH? Do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya huh? R&R!