Yay! Begone, writer's block! Away, foul beast from the netherworld!
Day Splice:
Today, I am writing inside Bed, Bath and Beyond. Obviously. ReDeads are sieging us. They already took Komali to the place of no come-backy.
HAHAHA! Really had ya there, didn't I, diary? No, seriously, the Authoress let us out of the mall today. She said it was time for another plot change. We're in her thoughts now. It's really messed up, like the Floormaster place but worse. Weird quotes come flying out of nowhere and E.T. and an angler fish are beating Hannah Montana with a half-eaten burrito while screaming, "DIE, FREAK! DIE YOU SHALLOW POP-MUSIC BRAINWASHING LEECH!" And the words "Shun the nonbeliever! Shuuuunnnnn!" keep being screamed in a prissy unicorn voice. Komali's already snapped and
AHUHAHAUHAHUHUHAA! IT IS I! THE MOST OBSCURE OF NINTENDO CHARACTERS! ONE OF THOSE BUGS FROM THAT ONE GAME THAT WAS NEVER RELEASED! Muahahahahahahaha..ha..haa..haaaa.. cough choke gag...
WHOA! Hey, me again diary. Some freakish bug thing just stole you. I gotta get OUT of here... I probaably will tomorrow, HINT HINT...
Uh, yeah... That was a post of absolute sheer randomness. I needed to make up for a little randomness I had skipped before.
Oh, lookit mah nuu wunshot, Laundry Day! Ignore the title iz pretty pretty gewd!