...Least I'm not totally dormant.
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Day Floppy:
Well, we didn't get out today like I strongly hinted. It was another day of insanity. I can describe today only in a long paragraph with no periods. Ready? GO!
Okay we woke up like normal and we had to keep Komali in one of those squishy yellow rooms the other Ritos tried to put me in once but I got out by pouring cleaner on the mattress thingies hahaha anyway we couldn't find any of those so we asked the angler fish and she said to go jump in a lake so we did and at the bottom there was one of those squishy yellow rooms so we put Komali in there and then there was an atomic bomb test and we got blown into oblivion which is a pretty nice place by the way they have good fried chicken and then Naruto appeared and said "Dattebayo" over and over and over and over and over and Hannah Montana came and started singing in her nails in a chalkboard voice and she was covered in burrito cheese and she and Naruto started rapping about Italian keyboards and then the world imploded.
So we're back here in the Authoress' thoughts.
Day Deformed Pencil:
Not much happened today so I will just ramble.
Whales are fun. Whales are good. Do you know they have one foot of blubber? That's like a coat, only yellow and mushy and inside your skin. Your skiiiiiiiiiiinnnn. Your skkkiiiinnn. Skin is fun to say. Skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin... Why do they call it skin? And a skinner box. That wasn't for skinning. Right? Maybe the Great-great-great-great grandpa skinned stuff, which is why his last name became Skinner. If your last name was Carpenter you probably have a relative who was a carpenter. Same if your name was Planter. And if your last name was Hop-up-and-down-on-one-foot-and-rub-cocoa-butter-on-your-face-erson, than you probably have a relative.. whatever. Night diary.
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There, an update. Finally. Now 'leemee lone! (Not really)