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Day Soap-on-a-Rope:
Today, I found the useless relic. It was under Zack's campfire. He yelled at me about the fact that it had taken him forever to build that fire
or something, but anyway, I have the relic. Zack sort of knocked me out but I woke up right after. Then Margeret appeared and told me to put
the relic in a hot 70's dance pose. So I did. Then I got warped to a weird place full of wood chips. Margeret said it was inside a pencil
sharpener. Ralph was there! Georgia too! I was so happy to see them. So Georgia told me about what she had been doing, which was hanging around
the Earth Temple waiting for someone to possess. She still played tricks on the Moblins but it just wasn't the same. After a while she got a
letter from Ralph telling her to come here. Supposedly Ralph had left to travel the world shortly after I left the temple. Then he happened
upon the Forest Haven while I was training there. According to my vampire-zombie friend, after I was kidnapped by Floormasters, he looked for
me, didn't find me, and receoved a brochure about here. So he headed in this direction. After making home here, he sent for Georgia. He thought
of me, but he didn't know where I was. Fortunately, Margeret happened to live here. Ralph asked her to look for me. She found me, of course,
but couldn't bring me here alone. Only the power of the useless relic could. And now, here I am!
It is so much fun here. There's a pool and a foosball table and a midget who lives under your bed. I hung out with Ralph
and Georgia all day. I raced Ralph in the pool. I always won, but maybe that is because ReDeads sort of sink to the bottom of the water despite
their hollowness and shamble around muttering and then elephant screaming when they see you. Dinner was fun and nonexistant. At bedtime, my
midget sung me to sleep with songs mostly just containing the words "Someday....Soon, someday....Soon....".
Day Soap-on-a-Wagon Wheel:
Guess what? A letter just arrived in the mail! Guess what else? It's from Link! Here, I've glued the letter onto your pages.
Dear Medli,
HELP! IceCake is subjecting me to all kinds of villainous torture! I'm being held captive in her attic. However, one night I managed to break out without waking anyone... And found the front door locked. ARGH! But, I browsed through her computer and found out where you are. I would have written to Tetra for help, due to the fact that she is a pirate, but apparently IceCake hasn't written anything about her... So, you're my only hope. I don't have much time. Come help!
- Link
It's too bad I don't get to spend much time here, but duty calls. I depart tomorrow!