Fun, Fun, Fun

House left Cuddy asleep as he went into the hotel lobby and got the key. The followed House back outside to retrieve their bags from the car.

"Do you carry people too?" House asked the bellboy as he pointed at Cuddy.

"Sorry sir," he said back to House.

"I guess I should wake her up then," House said. "She might get mad if I leave her sleeping in the car." House opened the passenger side door and started shaking Cuddy. Cuddy opened her eyes and looked at him.

"Are we there?" Cuddy asked.

"No," House said sarcastically. "I thought you wanted to watch me take a piss on the side of the road."

"I love you, but I do not want to watch you go to the bathroom," Cuddy said as she climbed out of the car.

"Are you ready sir?" The bellboy asked House.

"Yes," House said. All three of them went to their room.

"Thank you," Cuddy said to the bellboy after he put their bags into the room and gave him a tip.

"I never understood tipping," House said. "It is his job to carry the bags. If he comes in here and makes my breakfast in the morning, I will give him a tip."

"You are so generous," Cuddy said.

"Nobody tips me at work," House said.

"That is because you tell them that their spouse is cheating on them," Cuddy said. "For some reason, people don't like that."

"I would want to know if you were cheating on me," House said. "I would need time to plan the murder so that I could get away with it."

"You are such a procrastinator," Cuddy said. "I already have yours planned, just in case."

"I love you too dear," House said.

"I know," Cuddy said as she went and started jumping on the bed.

"Didn't your parents ever tell you to not jump on the bed?" House asked.

"They said not to jump on my bed," Cuddy said. "This isn't my bed."

"I think we can put this bed to better use," House said. House walked over to the bed and grabbed Cuddy's feet, sending her falling back against the bed.

House then crawled on top of her.

"Got something on your mind Dr. House?" Cuddy asked with a smile.

"Always," House said as their lips meet and they started kissing intensely.

Cuddy moved her hands under House's shirt and started rubbing his back. House moved his kisses to Cuddy's neck as he started to undo her shirt. Cuddy grabbed House's t-shirt and pulled it over his head. House then sat up a little so Cuddy could slip her shirt off.

House moved his kisses back to Cuddy's lips. Cuddy's hands moved to House's pants and she undid them. Cuddy then helped House pull his pants down. After House kicked them onto the floor, House pulled away from Cuddy and started undoing her jeans.

House smiled down at Cuddy who was lying before him with only bra and panties on.

House crawled back on her and started kissing her again. House then moved his attention to her bra, unclasping it. He loved the person who invited bras that unclasped in the front. Once he got it off her, House moved his mouth down to her breasts, kissing each one lightly before he sucked on them.

Cuddy instinctually moved her hand against the back of his head and pulled him towards her as he worked his magic on her breasts.

Cuddy could feel House rising against her thigh. She moved her right hand down his body and put it in his boxers, feeling his shaft in her hands. House moaned as she ran her hand up and down it repeatedly. House took the hint and moved his hands down to her panties and pulled them off.

Cuddy then pulled his boxers down and House pulled them the rest of the way down.

House moved his hand in-between her legs, rubbing her and feeling the wetness that was there. She moaned when he stuck his pointer finger in her, moving it all around her walls in circles.

Cuddy knew that she needed more inside of her. "House," Cuddy whispered to him.

House took out his hand and Cuddy grabbed him and guiding him inside of her.

"Hmm…Cuddy," House moaned as he felt her warmth all around him.

House started to thrust inside of her and every push brought him deeper inside of her.

Cuddy moved her hips with his and she could feel her walls getting tighter. House could feel it too.

Cuddy flung her head back as she felt her explosion take over her. House moved his lips to her neck and started kissing her. The vibrations from her moans from her neck pushed House into his own explosion.

House collapaed on top on Cuddy's chest and he listened to her rapidly beating heart. Cuddy ran her hand over House's back.

House kissed Cuddy's chest and then looked up at her.

"This trip might not be as bad as I thought," House said.

"I told you that you would enjoy it," Cuddy said.

"I just assumed that you were lying," House said.

"But you came because you did not want to be separated from me," Cuddy said with a smirk.

"You only insisted that I come because you did not want to be separated from me," House said.

"I knew that if I left you alone at the hospital, you would burn it down," Cuddy said.

"Liar," House said. "You love staring at my devilishly handsome face and listening to my witty banter."

"That was a plus too," Cuddy said. House leaned down and gave her a kiss.

"By the way, your mouth tastes like Taco Bell," House said. "It makes it even more enjoyable to kiss you."

"I swear that the only thing you think about besides sex is food," Cuddy said.

"That's not true," House said. "I also think about music and sports."

"And?" Cuddy asked.

"Nothing else," House said.

"You might want to rethink that," Cuddy said.

"You?" House asked.

"Now say it without the question mark at the end," Cuddy said.

"I always think about how much I love you and can't live with you," House said in a fake happy voice.

"That's a good boy," Cuddy said as she scratched behind his ear. "I will look past the jackass tone."

"I'm sleepy," House said.

"Was I too much for you to handle?" Cuddy asked.

"I think so," House said.

"Get of me," Cuddy said. "I want to take a shower before I go to bed. Mommy will tuck you in when she is done."