Alice POV

Hey peeps! Off grounding now (HUZZAH!) so I'm happy. This is short but my head and hands already hurt from disuse so…be nice! Boo and EdwardCullenManiac haven't reported any amazing uplifts in their stats, so you guys better kick it up a notch! They need publicity too!

I need to devote a paragraph to every Kodiakin's favorite topic this time of year….CRABFEST!! HOORAY! So for you peeps who aren't used to small-town life, it sucks. We never have anything happen and our major store is Wal-Mart. Like I said, sucks. And we're an island, so we're kind of trapped. BUT once a year, in the end of May, CRABFEST COMES! Crabfest is this TOTALLY AWESOME THING that's a huge carnival down in the harbor parking lot. There are rides and booths and funnel cakes and fried Oreos and cotton candy and….breathes heavily lotsa crap! This is the 50th anniversary too so it's super special! Most teenagers (like me..) dye their hair for Crabfest (temporarily) and mines sprayed purple right now. Along with my friend Cole's. We're the first to dye…sweetness! I have already ridden the Tornado twice, Gravatron once, and Hanglider once (with my crush!). And barfed once…that was interesting. I shared fried Oreo's with my crush, and got powdered sugar all over his face! It was so cute! Then I sprayed some of his hair purple and got in trouble with his mom…yeah.

Thanks for putting up with my "Ode to Crabfest"!

Disclaimer:

Me-Fools! I do own Twilight!

Evil Stephenie Meyer minion lawyers-meep. No you don't.

Me-Blast! Foiled again!

Alice POV

I saw Bella sobbing heart-wrenching sobs, but I wasn't sure why. Then I saw more.

A man is at the door. He is in a suit, a lawyer, he claims. He says that a man named Phil killed a woman named Renee. He says that Phil is in jail and Bella inherited everything Renee owned. Bella collapses into Edward's arms, sobbing.

I looked into the vision again, and realized that it was to happen in about ten minutes. I was just about to start running for home to cut Bella off when another vision hit me.

I saw Bella. She had baseball sized black half-moons under her eyes. Her eyes themselves were deep, deep onyx. She was too weak to move. Edward shoved a carcass under her nose, but she refused it with a blank and uninterested look. Edward then dropped his head into his hands and sobbed, Bella looked on with dead eyes.

This vision was to happen in about two months. Okay, I thought confidently, I can stop her before that one comes true. Then I ran for home with Jasper on my heels.

Oh D-D-D-dear! (haha pooh-bear moment!)

So I'm sorry its short but I am working on like ten other (un-published) stories and trying to Crabfest myself out while celebrating the end of my grounding so….busy busy. And my school gets out on the 28th! Hooray! (two more days of school left cuz Memorial Day we have off!)

-Spack-