I have the McDonald's Filet O'Fish song stuck in my head. If you haven't seen it, go to Youtube and look up McDonald's Filet O'Fish Singing Billy Bass and I guarantee it will get stuck in your head.

I Want To Break Free

9:30am

"Sit there," the officer of the jail said to House as he pointed in the cell. "I will come get you when your lawyer gets here." House limped over to the place he pointed to and sat down. The guard had taken his cane away from him. He looked at the other man who was in there. The man looked like he was a biker and House wanted to know how many biker gangs were in Kansas.

"What did you do?" The man asked House in a gruff voice.

"I allegedly assaulted a man," House said.

"Did you do it?" The man asked.

"I hit him, but I do not think it was assault," House said. "He is just a wuss that called the cops when a cripple hit him. What are you in for?"

"Bar fight," the man said. "I stabbed a guy with a broken bottle."

"I'm glad that you seem proud of it," House said.

"I am proud of it," he said. "The man insulted my wife."

"I understand," House said. "What's your name?"

"Isaac," he said.

"I was really expecting something more like Bubba or Butch," House said.

"My mama gave me that name and I am proud of it," Isaac said.

"I wasn't cutting it down," House said.

"Shut up in there!" The guard yelled to them.

House took a nap until the lawyer that David came about an hour later.

"Wake up!" The guard yelled, startling House awake.

"My name is Kevin Alexander and I will be your lawyer," the lawyer said to House as House got up from where he was sitting. "Your case is under review in 30 minutes."

"Can you get me off?" House said as he exited the jail.

"I will try," Kevin said. House followed Kevin into a witness room and told him his side of the story.

After House was done, Kevin went to go talk to the DA to see if he could get the charges dropped.

"Tell me something good," House said when Kevin came back in.

"The DA is willing to offer a $1,000 fine and 1-year probation," Kevin said.

"One year?" House said. "I don't know if I can go one year without getting arrested."

"You will just have to try really hard," Kevin said. "If you don't take the deal, you are in risk of some jail time. I do not think your girlfriend will be happy about that."

"Okay," House said.

When House and Kevin walked into the courtroom, Paul was sitting in one of the pews. House smiled at him when he saw Paul's purple eye. Paul smiled back at House, happy to see him appear before the court.

Paul's smile quickly faded when he heard House plead guilty to a misdemeanor and the punishment that he got.

"That's crap!" Paul screamed as he stood up from his seat. "The man punishes me in the face and he just gets a fine? Do you let murders get away with community service?"

"Be quiet sir or I will have the bailiff remove you," the judge said.

"I got assaulted and you are letting him go free?" Paul asked.

"I read the file sure and I believe that the punishment is just," the judge said.

"Did he blue eyes turn you gay and your love for him is preventing you from seeing justice?" Paul asked.

House thought the comment was hilarious, but the judge did not.

"Throw him in jail," the judge said.

The bailiff had to drag Paul out of the courtroom.

"I am officially revoking Dr. House's plea and dismissing this case," the judge said.

"Wow," House said. "Cuddy was right. You don't want the judge mad at you."

"She will be happy you kept your mouth shut," Kevin said.

"More like shocked," House said.

"I'll drive you back to the hospital," Kevin said as they walked out of the courtroom.

"How much do I owe you?" House asked.

"Nothing," Kevin said. "Any friend of David's is a friend of mine."

**********

Paul kicked and screamed all the way to the jail cell.

"You better shut up," the bailiff said as he put him in the cell.

"Nice suit," Isaac said.

"Drop dead freak," Paul said.

"What did you say?" Isaac said.

"I said, drop dead freak," Paul said. "Are you so stupid that you do not even know how to hear?"

Isaac immediately jumped up and punched Isaac in the face causing him to fall down on the floor. Isaac kept hitting him as Paul called out to the guards for help. Before the guards could get to him, Isaac already got in about a bunch of blows.

"Get off him," the guards said as they pulled him off.

"It's okay," Isaac said. "His face was already bruised when he came in here so I am assuming this is not his first beating."

One of the guards brought Isaac to another room while the other tended to Paul. "You should really learn not to mess with a judge or a guy that looks like he can kill you," the guard said to Paul.

**********

Cuddy was talking to David and Hilary when a knock came at the door.

"Come in," Cuddy said.

"Surprise!" House said as he opened the door.

"You're already out?" Cuddy asked. "Did your case get dismissed?"

"Yeah," House said. "Paul called the judge gay and that kind of made him mad." House walked over to Cuddy and gave her a kiss. He then sat down on the bed next to her.

"We got good news here too," David said. "They are going to release Lisa in about an hour."

"That is more good news for her," House said. "I am the one that will have to wait on her."

"You get to wait on me in a hotel," Cuddy said. "It's not like you have to make the bed or cook dinner."

"I think we should move to a hotel," House said. "It would make life a lot easier for you."

"I have a feeling that is not going to happen," Hilary said.

"I guess you are right," House said. "It would be hard to get a big screen and a piano in the same room."

"Yes," Cuddy said. "That is the reason I said no."

"Well since you are staying at my hotel, you guys can pick another you want to eat for dinner and I will have the kitchen make it for you," David said.

"Moose?" House asked.

"If you go shoot," David said.

"Don't give him ideas," Cuddy said.

"I will settle for chocolate moose," House said.