"Then you must not be the brightest crayon in the box." Zim smirked, "But that's okay, stupid people always did make me feel better about myself."

"And I thought that your ego couldn't POSSIBLY get any bigger… I hope you're not compensating for something."

"Oh ha ha ha , I get it, a dick joke."

"Oh wow Zim, u actually paid attention in anatomy class! Good for you!" Dib sneered.

"I MAY BE AN INVADER BUT I'M NOT STUPID!! You dirt bags have the most weird anatomy. It's borderline repulsive."

Dib quirked an eyebrow. "Oh really? Well would you like to elaborate 'Oh High and Mighty One'."

"We're born as smeets from a machine. You people have to mix bodily fluids and go through a bloody and utterly painful birth. Is it really worth it in the end? Is it really THAT pleasurable that your willing to do something that gross?"

Dib sighed, "Why the hell are you asking me? You think I'd know about any of that?"

"Well your people DO breed like space rats…"

"WELL I'M NOT PART OF THAT CONTRIBUTION! I'VE NEVER HAD SEX!"

Zim's eyes got big, "You've never mated with anyone before?"

"And that surprises you?!"

"Well yeah, your not exactly HIDEOUS or anything…. So I just figured…." By now Zim was sporting a brilliant blue blush on his green complexion.

Dib narrowed his eyes, "What exactly are you getting at?"

"Well I… um…that is…."

Dib's eye's widened, "OH MY GOD YOU THINK I'M HOT!!"

"WHAT!? NO! NEVER!" Zim turned away, hoping he hadn't blown his cover.

"LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT THEN!!"

Zim looked back at Dib, a stern look plastered on his face and his glasses hanging on the bridge of his nose. Zim gulped loudly and opened his mouth, finding out that no words would escape his mouth. He turned away in utter defeated.

Dib smirked, "I win."

Zim's antennae dropped with his pride, catching Dib's attention. He'd always been curious about the foreign objects, but never considered touching them.

'I wonder what they'd feel like…' Dib slowly reached out a leery hand and began to lightly rub one with his thumb and index finger. He noticed Zim tense quickly as what seemed to be a small ripple running it's course through his body, causing Zim to let out a low and throaty moan, causing Dib to draw back in surprise.

Zim looked back Dib, eye's lidded and lips slightly parted. "Why-Why did you stop?" 'Fucking tease…'

Dib was taken back by the sight of Zim clearly in the aftermath of a short burst of euphoria from a simple touch. "I was just, surprised by your reaction that's all. It… wasn't exactly what I was expecting…"

Zim closed his eyes, "The antennae are the most sensitive part on an Irken's body, what you just did constitutes as 'foreplay' in your species' terms."

Dib took the appendage in his between his fingers once more making Zim gasp in surprise. "Really…"

Zim quickly latched onto Dib's wrist and glared up at him between labored breathes. "Don't start something you can't finish Dib-worm, or you'll regret it."

Dib smirked widely, "I won't."

Before Zim could even finish his train of thought he felt a warm moist sensation coursing it's way through his antennae, which he soon realized to be Dib's tongue and mouth licking and sucking on it's way over it's smooth black surface. Leaving Zim moaning loudly and panting in short breathes.

"S-stop! It's too much!" He moaned, his own body betraying him.

"Stop!? Oh Zim, we've only just begun…"

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