The New Management
A
Street Fighter Fic
Really!
Disclaimer:
I do not own KOF or Street Fighter.
02:
The M. Bison Manifesto
M. Bison
Owner, President and Chairman of the Board of SNK
"I dream of an SNK where I rule unquestioned…"
"My plan is to clone the strongest fighter in the world… thus I will be able to dispose of all my business rivals and enemies..."
"PSYCHO POWER!!!"
Sagat
Vice President
"I killed a fucking tiger."
Balrog
Manager of Human Resources
"There was this one time, an employee was babbling about union rights. So, Ah punched him in the face. Shut the fuck up there!"
Vega
Manager of Business Liaisons
"I cannot wait until our ugly business rivals drown in their own blood, especially that upstart wannabe Ken Masters..."
Cammy
Chief of Security
"Lord Bison will rule all despite the Board of Directors. You are all doomed."
The Dolls
Cute And Sex Enforcers Who Make Up For Bison's Greatest Shortcoming
"Lord Bison is so manly…"
Zangief
Celebrated Russian Pro Wrestler
"Quick! Change the channel!"
Hoshi Ryu
Wandering Shotokan Fighter/Genetic Template For Bison's Super Soldiers
"..."
Chun Li
Hong Kong Police
"…damned capitalists…"
Guile
Retired U.S. Air Force Major
"CHARLIE? CHARLIE??? CHARLIE!!!"
Blanka
"Charlie" In The Bastardized US Movie
"Uh, Guile? I'm not dead yet…"