The New Management
A Street Fighter Fic
Really!
Disclaimer: I do not own KOF or Street Fighter.
04: Give Me Back My Company!
"Bison!" Kawasaki Eikichi, founder of SNK, shook a fist at his successor. "You and your Korean company front's crappy schemes for 2001 and 2002 have forever ruined SNK's image! I'm taking it back!"
"Oh?" The Shadaloo Crime Lord sneered. "You and what army?"
"I don't need an army! I have–" Kawasaki gestured. "GEESE HOWARD!!!"
The Southtown Crime Boss appeared and promptly began kicking Bison's ass.
"Reppuken! Double Reppuken! Jaiken! Raging Storm! Rashomon! Deadly Rave!"
"Ugh! Ow! Ouch! Wait! You can't launch three Supers one after the other!" the badly-panicking Bison pointed out.
In answer, Geese whipped out his SNK Boss Syndrome Badge for all to see.
"I fucking hate you," Bison growled.
"Lord Bison!" Cammy, who had just arrived, yelled. "Sweep him!"
Bison heeded the advice and began spamming his sliding kick attack. Geese was unable to defend against the relentless sweeping.
"Now, throw him off the top of a building, Lord Bison!"
Bison grabbed Geese, flew to the top of SNK HQ and threw Geese down.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Well," Chris Rock cackled as Geese fell past the floor he and his Chinese partner were in, "He ain't gonna be in Fatal Fury Movie 2."
Jacky Chan went LOL.
"Curse you, Bison! I'll get you one day!" So swearing, Kawasaki retreated.
"I have the feeling that that position should have been mine," Bison murmured. "And that the writer of this fan fiction will be attacked by Strider Hiryu."
"Lord Bison? What do you mean by fan fiction?" a puzzled Cammy inquired. "And who is Strider Hiryu?"