Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy © Tetsuya Nomura. Disney Characters © Walt Disney. Kyoxro, Cireux, Xerno, Krixia, Mixanen and Artex and Ai (c) Mine.
Ai: Sorry for the uber long update, peoples! I've been SO busy from all that homework and practices for Dance Comp at our school. And I have voice lessons that's why I don't have much time to use the computer.
Sora: Is that a list of apologies?
Ai: Is it obvious?
Sora: Unless I read it.
Ai: Well, since I will add this, let us answer those questions!
Sora: -pulls postcard from the door- from Ryuk, The Black Moon Of Shadows
'Total slaughter, Total slaughter... I won't leave a single man alive... la de da de di, Gen-o-cide, la de da de dud, and ocean of blood. Let's begin, the killing time.
* pulls out Vash's gun* every listen to Ai, or i start shooting, and AI, you don't mind me hanging around for the rest of the Chapter, i can't stay at my place, the cops and asylums keep bugging me, and i need a change in scenery, if you do, i'm under your command.
But first.
Kirux: trust me, i wanted you to return, i respect you, so here* gives Zippo lighter and firecrackers* have fun.
Riku: * gives 10,0,0 Munny* now, here is a list of items you need to get for me.
1. Gold pendant with a seal of a lock.
2. 5 paopu fruits
3. SOCOM handgun
4. lock of hair from Kairi, Namine, and tifa.
5. Clouds buster sword from Final Fantasy 7 advent children
6. finally, Sora's ultima weapon Keyblade.
Do this and i will do you three favors. Killing Ai-chan or escaping don't count, and to make sure, i'm attaching an anklet which, if removed without the passcode, will explode, killing you instantly, and i expect every item at Ai-chan's house by chapter 10, or i will destroy you, also, each item must be gotten in a different country or world.
Sora: can i borrow the fenrir keyblade?
Kairi: * Lights cigar and puts it out in her eye*
Roxas: COME ON FOO, get it together, if you like namine, Put some effort into it, show her you care, i don't know, do something she'd like you for.
Namine: why not roxas, seeing him cry dulls my mood, and that's not cool.
Axel: can i borrow your chakrams, i will polish them and tune them up before i return them, i give you my word.
Ai-Chan: * gives 100,0,0 munny* like to be nice, and can i ask a question? what is your plan for these maggots on the scum of the earth?
Sorry for the insanely long review, have too many ideas in too little an amount of time.
From, Ryuk.
Ai: -uses the siren for alerting the soldiers when an enemy airplane is approaching- Everyone! Supper is ready! Time to eat! And some questions to be answered!
All (except for Sora and Ai): -goes down from the stairs and sits down on the chairs of the dining room-
-Doorbell rings-
Demyx: I'll get it!
Marluxia: NO! I'll get it!
Demyx No, me!
Marluxia: No, ME!
-Demyx and Marluxia fights-
Kirux: -sigh- I'll get it...
-Kirux opens the door-
Ryuk: Yo!
Kirux: Ryuk?
Ai: -pops out in front of Kirux- Hey, Ryuk! I've been waiting for you! And... Is that Cloud? -points at a colorful blonde haired boy-
Cloud: Hello, Ai...
Ai: What happened to you?
Ryuk: Long story.
-Ryuk and Cloud comes in the house-
Ryuk: Hey, everyone! Been a long time now, is it?
All (except Ai and Cloud and Kirux): RYUK?
Ryuk: -gives Zippo lighter and firecrackers- have fun, Kirux!
Kirux: -takes said things- LOL! Nice! -went out on the backyard where Marluxia's flowers are- Wow! Burning flowers!
Marluxia: -standing on top of an unconscious Demyx and notices his burning flowers- NO! MY FLOWERS!! -runs to the backyard-
Riku: -takes the money- If there's gonna be some spare change in these items, I'm going to use it. -disappears in a poof-
Sora: NO! You won't take me fenrir key blade!
Ryuk: Stop acting like a child and let me borrow it!
Sora: NO!
Kairi: OMFG, MY EYE! -runs in circles-
Roxas: Namine, if you really love Pence so much then, erase my memory of all the good times we have together! -gives Namine a serious look-
Namine: -looks at Roxas then to Pence-
Pence: -looks back- What is it?
Namine: I'm sorry, Pence. -glomps Roxas-
Roxas: Oh, I'm so happy! -tears of joy come out of his eyes-
Ryuk: -takes picture- What a happy ending!
Axel: -gives Ryuk his chakrams- I have your word!
Ai: -takes money- Well, I probably call some of my OCs and let them do what they want with them...
Ryuk: Another one of my reviews!
BTW, here are my guesses for your contest thing
Kyoxro = Kyoshiro
Xerno = Reno
Artex = Terra
On to thy questions, Ai-chan, Rhino7 must have liked my story alot, she left a review, BOYA!
Sora: -uses gentle fist and knocks out sora and duct tapes him to wall.
Riku: - gives stratacaster- now play highway to hell by ACDC.
Kairi: - uses thrust punch and slams her into fangirl pit and torn apart.
Axel+Reno: you shall now switch places for the rest of thy chapter!
dats all folks.
Ai: In fact, she puts my story in her Story Alert! And congrats! You answered half of it and your prize is... your OC showing up here!
Sora: -unconscious and stuck on the wall-
Ai: -calls Riku- Hey, you forgot something
Riku: -answers from Hollow Bastion- I already got it.
Kairi: -thrown in the fangirl pit- -dead-
Ai: Axel and Reno! The boy Reno!
Axel and Reno(boy): Yes?
Ai: You two will switch places, okay?
Axel: Gotcha! And I will now attack Sora!
Ai: Axel, stop making Reno an idiot.
Axel (as Reno): Oh, COME ON! You know it?
Ryuk: Isn't it obvious? Those tattoos on your cheeks isn't even covered!
Reno (as Axel): See? I told you this was a bad idea!
Axel: I didn't know!
Ryuk: P.S.
BTW, once again.
Here is My OC
Keitou Kurozaya
Ai: Nice OC, Ryuk!
Ryuk: Thanks!
-Doorbell rings-
Ai: I'LL get it...
-Opens door-
Keitou Kurozaya: Hello, there! Can I ask something? Is Ryuk-san here?
Ryuk: Hey, Keitou! Haven't seen you for a while!
Keitou: I know!
Ai: -hears sliding sound- There's another one? Man, today must be really great!
Keitou: -pulls postcard from the door- May I?
Ai: Sure, Keitou-kun!
Keitou: This is from ShadowBrawler2000. Nice name.
Hello Ai, i finally was able to join the site, YAY ME!.
But anyway.
Sora: i tink you have had way too many full throttles today.
Has any of you there ever read a fanfic?
Riku: i noticed that Ryuk the blackmoon of shadows has a Hit out on you, and i'm ready to collect the bounty
Kairi: i don't hates you, i likes ya * hugs*
Sorry, multiple personality disorder, it's annoying.
E=MC2
sorry again.
Axel: what is you weapon of choice besides them chakrams?
Ai-Chan: i congradulate ya * Hugs*
i like the story, and i'm making an awesome resident evil story if you wanna check it out.
Gotta go, from ShadowBrawler20
Ai: Congratulations!
Sora: -wakes up- Huh? WTF? Why am I tied to a wall?
All(except for Sora and Ai and Keitouand Ryuk): -points at Ryuk-
Ryuk: Thanks a lot.
Sora: It's not even enough!
Ai: Answer away everyone!
Demyx: Yes. And I hate and love it.
Marluxia: -all covered with ashes- A little but I didn't realize that I was reading a Yaoi fanfic.
Axel: Not yet.
Kairi: -no answer-
Kirux: -all beat up- -falls down-
Sora: Yes.
Cloud: A little
Roxas: Yes.
Namine: I made some of them.
Reno: No.
Saix: -goes all berserk-
Xigbar: Hell yeah!
Luxord: Yes.
Vexen: -snoring and sleeping-
Larxene: Yes!
Pence: What the hell is a fanfic?
Xemnas: Yes. And I hated it.
Xaldin: -silence-
Lexaeus: -uber silence-
Zexion: -I'm reading one right now.
Riku: -on the phone- WHAT?!
Ryuk: -hangs up the phone-
Sora: -uses curaga on Kairi-
Kairi: -gets out of the fangirl pit- Thanks, Sora! You don't hate me? -Hugs back-
Ai: Whoa!
Axel: Well, I kinda liked some swords like Cloud's or Squa--Leon's.
Ai: Aww, thanks! -Hugs back- And I'm glad you liked the story! -Gives Roxas plushie-
Ryuk: How about me? -hugs Roxas plushie from before-
Ai: Don't get to much like Demyx, please.
Demyx: HEY!
Ai: I was looking for Rhino7-sama's Q&A fic, When The Muse is Away, formerly known as Kingdom Hearts: Q&A. But I noticed that it was gone. Rhino7, if you're reading this, I supported that fic of yours so much I loved it.
Ryuk: Hey, everyone. Now it's passed chapter 5, you can now request songs for the characters to sing! Just make sure that songs of your choice is only up to three and you can request many times you like!