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Everybody Turn And Cough

June 15

10:45am

Cuddy lay nervously in the exam room as the doctor performed the exam on her. Dr. Nancy Crawford was the same doctor that Cuddy went to the first time went she tried to get pregnant.

"All done Lisa," Nancy said.

"How did everything look?" Cuddy asked as she sat up.

"I did not find any problems, but we will have to wait until we can run these samples through the labs," Nancy said. "Since you did have a miscarriage, I am going to run some addition tests too. As you know, though, just because you had one miscarriage does not mean that you will have another."

"I am keeping my hopes up," Cuddy said.

"Just remember that even if the tests come back fine, that does not mean you will get pregnant right away," Nancy said.

"I know," Cuddy said.

"I just want to warn you," Nancy said. "I get some women who freak out because they do not get pregnant the first month after the treatments."

"I understand," Cuddy said.

"It will also depend on how Greg's test results come back," Nancy said.

"We will just have to wait and see," Cuddy said.

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After House's doctor had giving him a physical, he gave him a cup and lead him to a private room. House felt really uncomfortable being in a room where everyone knew what he was doing in there. House pulled down his pants and boxers and then sat down on the exam room table.

House then picked up his cell phone and texted Cuddy, who was sitting in the exam room talking with Nancy. Care to lend me a hand? House texted her.

Cuddy smiled as she read his text. She continued talking to Nancy as she texted House back.

Just imagine my hand is rubbing up and down you, Cuddy texted him. Nice and slowly.

House slowly started to rub himself, imagining that Cuddy was there doing it for him. House heard his phone buzz again.

I am slowly picking up pace, Cuddy texted him.

House smiled as he started to stroke himself a little harder. House remembered how hard it had been the night before to just kiss Cuddy goodnight without pouncing her. House heard his phone buzz again.

This is about the time I would slip you into me, Cuddy texted him.

House was now at a really good pace. House could feel himself getting closer. House's phone went off one last time.

Give me all you got big daddy, Cuddy texted him. House grabbed the cup and felt himself going completely over the edge.

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Cuddy was sitting in the waiting room when House came out after talking to the doctor a little more.

"That was fun," House said as he went and sat down next to Cuddy.

"I am glad that you enjoyed it," Cuddy said with a smile.

"I see that your phone sex days prepared you for text sex," House whispered to Cuddy so that the other patients in the room couldn't hear them.

"You liked that, huh?" Cuddy asked with a devilish grin.

"You are lucky that I didn't go find you and hump you right in front of your doctor," House said.

"Just remember that once I start taking my fertility meds that I will be extra horny," Cuddy said as she ran her hand up House's inner thigh.

"Keep going," House said when Cuddy's hand stopped.

"Maybe later," Cuddy said as she pulled her hand away.

"Tease," House said.

House and Cuddy spent the next hour whispering to each other about the other patients as they waited for their test results.

"Dr. Cuddy," Nancy said as she entered the waiting room. "We are ready for you two."

"This is it," Cuddy said as she and House stood up from her seat. House reached down and grabbed Cuddy's hand.

"Come on," House said as she led Cuddy to Nancy's office.

"Have a seat," Nancy said when they entered.

"Let's cut to the chase," House said when he sat down. "Are my swimmers okay or have they already drowned?"

"You are fine," Nancy said with a laugh. "They are swimming steadily."

"So they should be able to reach their destination?" House asked.

"Yes," Nancy said with a smile.

"How about my results?" Cuddy asked. She was happy that House was fine, so that was one less thing to battle, but she still worried that she would not be able to carry a baby.

"We did find something," Nancy said to Cuddy.

"Okay," Cuddy said, the tears forming in her eyes.

"It's not that bad Lisa," Nancy said. House put his arm around Cuddy and gave her a gentle squeeze. House hated to see that look of disappointment on Cuddy's face.

"What is it?" Cuddy asked Nancy.

"I am worried that your uterus might become hostile," Nancy said.

"So even if I do get pregnant, I will probably miscarry," Cuddy said.

"You should be fine as long as we take some precautions," Nancy said. "I am going to put you on a different kind of fertility meds this time and I am going to prescribe you vitamins. You need more Vitamin E and protein."

"What do you think the odds are that we can get pregnant and not lose it?" House asked.

"If you follow the regimen for the shots and vitamins, about 85 percent," Nancy said.

"You will also have to continue to eat healthy and exercise, Lisa."

"I will," Cuddy said.

"I know that it is not the best news, but it is still good news Lisa," Nancy said. "I want you to come back in two weeks so I can check up on you."

"Okay," Cuddy said.

"I wish you guys the best," Nancy said. "Good luck. You can pick up your prescription downstairs."

House and Cuddy left Nancy's office to go to get her prescription for her shots and pills.

"Everything is going to be okay," House said to Cuddy as he put his arm around her shoulder. "85 percent is still really good. That's a B."

"I always wanted to get straight A's," Cuddy said.

"I bet you would settle for a B over a C, though," House said.

"Yeah," Cuddy said.

"We are going to do this Cuddy," House said. "We are going to have a lot of fun doing it too."

"Thanks for cheering me up House," Cuddy said as she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"I am very caring and nurturing like that," House said.

"There are two words that I never heard anyone use to describe you," Cuddy said.

"That is because I only care for and nurture you," House said. "Everyone else can go F themselves."

"You are so kind," Cuddy said with a laugh.

"I was just trying to cheer you up," House said. "It worked too. You laughed."

"You're sweet," Cuddy said. "I am glad that if I am going to have a kid with anyone, it is you."

"You know if you are really trying to get pregnant Cuddy, you probably shouldn't be drunk," House said.

"It's the concussion," Cuddy said.

"That explains it," House said.

Cuddy went and handed her prescriptions to the pharmacist.

"I am ready for an afternoon filled with sex," House said to Cuddy after they left the pharmacy.

"Can we at least get home first?" Cuddy asked.

"Fine," House said. "It is kind of hard to steer with you bouncing up and down in my lap." Cuddy just rolled her eyes and smiled.