50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 3: Fireworks

A.N: So like how is everyone liking the story? I also do think that the first chapter was better. I hope this one is better though. Please review! Okay this chapter isn't that funny, if you ask me. But I just thought that it would be interesting to watch Emmett set fireworks off.

Rosalie

There was a weird sound outside. What the heck was that? I really hope Emmett isn't doing anything stupid again.

Oh my god.

My husband is a flippin' idiot! "Emmett, what the heck are you doing?!" I screamed, watching in amazement as he tried to set something on fire. "Are you suicidal? I mean, honestly!"

He turned to me. "Rose! Come here, these are called fireworks. It's what humans like to watch, so I was thinking, why not try? So I bought them and now I am trying to set them off."

Emmett really is suicidal, I can't believe I never thought of this before. Doesn't he realize fire can hurt anything? Humans and vampires! So we're all screwed if he can't control that. "Emmett! Don't try fireworks, we have all seen them before and we know what they look like! I care not to know how you set them off!" He's not gonna listen to me.

"What the crap?" Alice screamed from behind me.

"Exactly," I replied. She cautiously came closer to Emmett, walking up to me instead. She had the what-the-heck-is-he-doing-now look on her face. I couldn't blame her either.

"Honestly. What the heck is he doing? Setting something on fire, I really hope it isn't himself," Alice stated, staring at him wide-eyed.

"No, I'm setting off fireworks!" Emmett replied, happily.

There was a few seconds before Alice actually said anything. "Okay then. I'm just gonna go inside, away from the fire." She disappeared and I was the only one left out here with my idiot.

"Seriously Emmett, it's not even dark out yet? You won't be able to see them in the light," I explained, pointing to the still lit sky. It was sunset, but still.

"So? I'm setting them up now. By the time it is done, it will be dark out. Maybe not pitch black out but dark enough that we can still see the pretty colors." Remind me to remind him to never use pretty colors again.

"Fine, don't set anything else on fire though. Please." I walked inside the house, at human pace amazingly and just stared at my family watching the t.v.

"So why is Emmett trying out fireworks? Honestly, he is thinking of how cool it will be and all of the pretty colors that the sky will be lit with," Edward exclaimed. Bella just stared at me and let out a laugh.

"Umm, yeah. You can ask him that yourself. He said that humans do it and he wanted to try since it looked cool," I explained. So those weren't his exact words but still! He is setting things on fire!

"Tell him that he better not ruin the house," Esme warned. I agree with her. If he did, we would have no place to live.

"Doesn't he have anything better to do? I mean honestly, I don't think boredom could take control that easily," Bella. She got up and walked over to where I was standing, and Edward followed her. I wonder what it would be like to have someone follow you and care for you every second of your life.

"I don't know how about we go and ask him," I suggested. We walked to the door, and the rest of the family joined us watching Emmett set up the fireworks.

"Look Rose, I'm done!" Emmett grinned. He pointed to the fireworks. Wow, it didn't look like he set up anything. Umm, okay then.

"Cool." I gave him the thumbs up.

"Emmett be careful," Carlisle replied. I agree with him, this is fire and Emmett we're talking about, what isn't there to understand?

"Watch in amazement for I am the first Cullen to set off fireworks," Emmett said loudly. He picked up something and put it against the firework. Nothing happened but it caught on fire. Suddenly there was a boon and his shoe was covered in flames.

"Oops," he said and poured a bucket of water on his foot.

"EMMETT!" We all screamed. He just looked at us with a questioned look on his face.

"I think your suppose to point them upwards," Jasper stated. How the heck would Jasper know what to do? Well, he said 'suppose' so I guess he doesn't.

"Oh." Emmett grabbed one and faced it upwards. And set it again on fire. It shot upwards, almost as fast as one of us!

We looked up at the sky. Just above the trees, one lone firework went off in the night. It was two different colors, green and blue. The sparks were close together one moment and then they got farther apart, it looked pretty cool. It lasted for about five seconds and it burned out.

We all stared at the sky, still trying to process that Emmett had actually set something off without a total disruption.

"Wow," Bella stated. She was the first one to talk.

"Emmett actually did something," Jasper stated, still amazed.

"Nice job," Edward added.

"Thank you. You didn't hurt anything," Esme said.

"Emmett, you actually did it!" I ran up to him and gave him a hug. He smiled.

"Yeah! I'm gonna do it again!" He exclaimed. He set another one off, but there was a problem this time. The firework wasn't pointing directly up.

Instead it ran into a tree and exploded. We all stared in shock.

"Look at all the pretty colors, Rose!"

So okay, this chapter was shorter than others, but I promise I will get them longer. I think that the ending was funny. And watching Emmett set something on fire is hilarious itself. Please review!