50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 4: Fold Laundry

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Alice

Honestly. Is there nothing to do when Bella and Edward aren't around? To make matters worse, there isn't anything to do even when they are around! Geez! I swear I am sitting in the living room folding socks and shirts with the rest of my siblings. Esme gave us chores to do since we were terribly bored.

"Alice, pass me the basket," Jasper asked. I picked up the while laundry basket and literally passed it too him with vampire quickness. He caught it easily and gave me a look.

"Why are we doing this again? I mean like, this is boring!" Emmett complained. I agree with Emmett, I think we are better off being bored without folding laundry.

Rose tossed a sock at Emmett and it landed on his shoulder. It looked funny on him, a puny sock against a guy that was pretty bulky. I think that was Rose's sock too. "Cause we have nothing better to do, and if this doesn't get done you might be wearing Edward's tighty-whiteys," Rose replied.

Emmett looked disgusted. Lucky Edward and Bella weren't here, she would be laughing and Edward would be threatening Emmett not to say anything to that comment. "Like I would even fit into that! Eddie is almost as small as Jasper!" We all laughed.

"And if I were as bulky as you I would squish my girl," Jasper replied, throwing the basket full of clothes at Emmett. I agree, when Emmett gives me hugs I can barely breathe, even if I don't have too.

Emmett quickly grabbed the basket and set it down in front of him. "It's all muscle," Emmett stated. He held out his arm and held the bottom part of the 'muscle' that hung off his arm. If you asked me, it looked like fat.

"On what, planet lard?" I retorted. Great the basket is coming towards me now.

I grabbed the flying piece of plastic and hurled it at Rose, who wasn't paying attention. She caught it- no surprise there. Instead of throwing it back something else was being thrown across the room. Oh no, please tell me it wasn-just then something hit me in the face- Emmett's boxers.

"Oh my god," I stated, as the boxers flew into my face. I couldn't see anything, and I held my breath. "You did not just throw EMMETT'S BOXERS at me!" Oh Rose was so going to get it now. I grabbed the underwear off my face and threw it at Emmett with such a force, they made a noise going through the air.

I should have saw that coming at me! Ugh! I went through my pile of laundry, quicker than my usual vampire speed because I was angry, and chucked Jasper's boxers and some Emmett's socks at her. She knew it was coming at her, but she still got hit anyways. "ALICE!" She screamed.

She started throwing things at me. It didn't matter what it was, she was just randomly taking things and throwing into the air, preferably at me. Oh, now it was war! "Jasper get over here!"

"Emmett, now!"

Both of our men unwillingly stalked next to us. It was quite obvious that they didn't want to be here, but they were being amused at the same time. Emmett started to get into the idea, and now he was throwing things at us too. "Jasper, I want you to get all of the clothes that they throw at us and collect it. Block me please."

Jasper went in front of me, and caught the clothes. I grabbed a handful and threw it straight across from me. A bra landed on Emmett's head. "Alice," he wined.

Oh, I bet he wished it was Rosalie's. But no, it wasn't, it was mine just to tick him off. Rosalie was still throwing clothes, and she was going to run out of them soon. "Jasper."

"Yeah?" His arms were filled with clothes. All I could see of him was his legs and his blond hair.

"Dump that on Rose please." My eyes caught it because I am a vampire. In under two human heartbeats, Jasper ran over there, dumped the ton of clothes on Rose, and ran back and sat innocently next to me with his arm around my waist. I gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Nice job," I stated, as we watched Rose get out of the pile. Emmett was just staring at her. Rose was furious.

"Your hot when you're mad." Can Emmett be any stupider? Honestly, I think that Newton kid is smarter than him.

Jasper chuckled next to me. "Honestly Emmett, this is not the time for compliments. Your wife is about to rip us up and put us in the nearest bonfire." Oooh, scary when Rosalie is the one to do it.

After Emmett's comment, Rose calmed down. Freaky. "Thank you honey. Now Alice, Jasper. You two are so dead."

"Duh. We've been dead for a while now," I retorted.

"You know what I mean," she stated. She grabbed something, and folded it up so it was inside her pale fist. We couldn't see it because she did it facing away from us. What the heck could it be?

It could be laundry. Honestly, clothes made from cloth isn't that scary. And you really can't hurt a vampire with a piece of cloth. Wow. Nice try, sis.

Just then, Bella and Edward walked through the door and stared with confused looks of why the living room looked like a mess. Emmett's booming laugh filled the house. "Don't ask," he stated.

"What are you guys doing?" Edward asked, confusion evident in his musical voice.

"This," Rose stated. It all happened at once. She threw something at Jasper, which was a book on the Confederacy, which distracted him. She then threw something at me, and I didn't register what it was until it actually hit me.

Perfect. Edward's boxers.

Edward shot Rose daggers.

Bella just laughed. "So I guess Edward prefers boxers instead of breifs, huh?"