50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 14: Surprise Someone

A.N: Okay, so yesterday my two friends and I went to the boardwalk and there were fireworks. I was like "Look at all the pretty colors, Rose!" And my friend, who reads this story, and I were cracking up. So anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter, please review!

Emmett

"Aww, why isn't Bella here yet? I want to start to play a game or something!" I stated, walking back and fourth between the couch and the television. It was already ten in the morning, and Bella wasn't here yet. I didn't know that humans could sleep that late, I mean honestly!

"Emmett, can you please just shut up? Humans do need their daily hours of sleep," Jasper informed from the couch. "She'll be here, and you know that. She always comes. And didn't Alice and Rose say that they were going over to Bella's house today? If they're over there, they might not come back until later."

Edward glanced to the door and than back to Jasper. "So Alice and Rose are over there? Why didn't they tell me?"

I snickered. "Because if you went, they knew that they wouldn't get Bella's attention. They would have to pry you out of the room to talk to her."

Edward just smiled, and Jasper rolled his eyes. Honestly though, Bella is like hypnotized when she is in Edward's presence. She talks and stuff when she is snapped out of it. "Well, how about we go over there?" I suggested.

"Why?" Jasper asked.

"Well, the girls are there, doing something. So why don't we go over there and surprise them and see what they are up too? If Rose and Alice needed to talk to her, wouldn't they just talk to her why she was over here?"

"They need girl time," Edward stated. Did he just say that they needed girl time? You have to be kidding me. I laughed.

"What teen magazines have you been reading?" I asked, laughing along with Jasper at my outburst. "How would you know that they needed girl time! I'm sure Bells wants to hang out with her two brothers and play a good game!"

Jasper laughed. "Emmett, why would Bella want to hang out with me and Carlisle? Although I don't think she sees him as a brother, more like a father..." Edward was laughing now.

"Oh Jazz, that really hurt. Now let's go," I stated. "I wanna see the girls!" Really though, what would the girls be thinking that they didn't want us to hear? Edward would find out eventually and tell us anyways, so why bother? Were they planning something?

"Yes Em, cause the girls are planning a hostile take over of the house," Edward replied to my thoughts. Hey! I thought he said that he would try and not read my thoughts.

"You never know!" I replied, shaking my head.

"Fine, Emmy, you want us to go with you to Bella's house?" Jasper asked, getting up from his seat. "We'll go with you, but when the girls go all torture on us, we're telling them that you were the one that dragged us their against our will."

I shrugged. I really doubt that the girls would really do that to us just for wanting to see Bells. "Okay, Jazz, Eddie, let's go!" I got up and ran to the driveway. Edward and Jasper were right next to me just a second after. "Can we take my jeep?"

Edward pressed a button on his car keys and the unlocking signal of his Volvo went off. "Nope, Emmy, we're going to take my car." Why do we always have to take Edward's car? I mean, look at it! It's so yesterday. My car beats by a long shot.

The three of us got into the shiny Volvo. Jasper got shotgun, and I was stuck by myself in the back. "So do you think the girls will be mad that we are going to be there?" I asked.

Edward didn't say anything as he sped down the roads to Bella's house. I think he was going a hundred-twenty. "I don't really know. Maybe, maybe not. But if they do, we're blaming you," Jasper informed me. Yeah, I am pretty sure he already said that.

I decided not to say anything else, waiting until we got to the house. Edward pulled his Volvo into the driveway, next to Rose's BMW. The three of us got out, and Edward started heading towards the door. "Hey!" I called, not to loud just in case the windows were open. "Don't ring the bell!"

Edward and Jasper turned to look at me. "Why not?"

"Cause I wanna surprise them! I am pretty sure the girls aren't doing anything, so why not? Her window is open anyways, so let's," I explained, walking to the side of the house. I looked up and I was right, the window was halfway open.

I backed up. The further distance away from the house would get me through the window easier. "Wait," Jasper stated. "Don't go in that way." Why not? Is he trying to ruin all the fun?

"Emmett, don't go in," Edward added, walking over to me.

"Why not?" I asked, a little annoyed.

"Because-" I didn't bother listening to Jasper and Edward's explanation. I glided on the side of the house, taking my time.

Someone inside screamed inside. It sounded like a muffled "No!" and it sounded like Alice. I glided swiftly through Bella's window, and landed soundlessly on the floor, smirking.

I took in the sight in about half a second. Rose and Alice were seated on Bella's bed, holding out a skimpy outfit. Bella was standing in front of them, in nothing but a towel. The three of them turned to look at me.

Bella screamed bloody murder. Uh oh. In a millisecond, Rose and Alice were right in front of me, pushing me towards the window. This was not going to end well for me.

"EMMETT!"

Okay, I know. Another short chapter. Also, I want to tell you guys that not all of the chapters will be that funny. This story is just things to do when you're bored, so they may be funny or not. Please review!