50 Things To Do When You're Bored
Chapter 17: Instant Messaging
A.N: Okay, so I know there are a lot of fanfics out there with the Cullens and IM. I wanted to try it out and see how it turns out. Also, I have a contest at the end for all of you great readers out there! Also, this might be the last time I update before school starts. If you realize I haven't updated in a freakishly long time than my usual updates, it's probably because of school. Hope you enjoy the chapter! Also, I have a contest at the end of my chapter. Read the A.N at the end please!
Jasper
I logged onto my laptop, bored out my mind. Of course I had no idea where everyone else was. Bella was at home, and everyone else was in their rooms. I don't why everyone was alone, weren't we all suppose to be hanging out right now? And wasn't Bella suppose to be here. I felt Emmett's humorousness from down the hall, so no doubt they were talking about something funny.
My screen name automatically logged on. There wasn't many people I could talk too. I could talk to my siblings, Bella, and a few other people from school who actually had the guts to approach me.
A little window popped up on my screen in the bottom, right corner. It read 'You have been invited to chat 'Random' click accept to enter chat room.' I clicked the accept button and five other screen names popped up on the text box. Oh, so this was why everyone wasn't in the living room.
Our screen names weren't that creative. We just used our human names. It was easier since we lived forever, so we wouldn't have to keep changing them every century. Bella just used her name.
MaryAliceBrandon: look Jazz is on
RosalieHale: hey u finally got on, that took you long enough
EmmettMcCarty: ;p
IsabellaSwan: hey jasper, whats up?
I started typing my response in, trying to pick up what they were talking about. A bunch of IM's came onto the screen every second, so it wasn't that hard to figure out that I was the last one to join the chat room.
JasperWhitlock: yeah, i was wondering y no one was hanging out
EdwardMasen: They all decided to just IM instead of just going to the living room today.
JasperWhitlock: so what are u guys talkin about?
RosalieHale:bout how stupid emmett is
IsabellaSwan: wat'd he do now?
MaryAliceBrandon: hes wearing his boxers on his face
RosalieHale: singing along to dirty little secret
EdwardMasen: Wow.
JasperWhitlock: y?
RosalieHale: idk
Leave it up to Emmett to still do something ridiculus when we aren't even altogether. I just wonder what he does when all of us are hunting and he has the house to himself...Actually, I don't want to know.
EmmettMcCarty: cuz its coolio and its funny looking through your pant's eyes
IsabellaSwan: i dont wanna kno
MaryAliceBrandon: im with u on that one sister
EdwardMasen: Emmett, don't even bother typing anymore.
RosalieHale: take ur underwear off ur face
MaryAliceBrandon: i bet he looks funny
JasperWhitlock: he looks funny with or without props
EmmettMcCarty: ill keep u my dirty little secret, dont tell anyone or ull be just another regret hope that u can keep it my dirty little secret
I heard Emmett singing the song from down the hall. Man, at times like like these I wish I didn't have great hearing. He isn't a terrible singer, it's just he screams instead of singing.
EdwardMasen: Emmett, can you please turn the music down? I like music, but not you singing...
MaryAliceBrandon: stop screaming! its torture! don't make me go into ur room
RosalieHale: i think i am lucky that i decided to take the laptop to the dining room arent i?
IsabellaSwan: i am so lucky i didnt come over today
MaryAliceBrandon: pitifully lucky
RosalieHale: really really lucky
JasperWhitlock: he screams, not sings
MaryAliceBrandon: screams? is that all u have to say about him? he sounds like a dying animal! and hes already dead! that is saying something!
RosalieHale: i agree with that
EdwardMasen: No comment. I am agreeing with Alice though.
IsabellaSwan: really, really lucky. remind me to never ask emmett to sing please
EmmettMcCarty: :(
EmmettMcCarty: i can sing thakn u very much! just becuz i sound like a dying animal, that doesnt mean i cannot sing. maybe the dying animals appreciate my voice. oh dont worry bella, i am warming my voice up just for you
IsabellaSwan: shoot me
MaryAliceBrandon: the only reason those dying animals are dying is because they are listening to u sing!
RosalieHale: lol, nice
EdwardCullen: Lol.
JasperWhitlock: lol
MaryAliceBrandon: rotfl
IsabellaSwan: hah, lol. that was good alice, that was good
EmmettMcCarty: awe bells, im shocked. i really am shocked. i thought you were one of my loved soon-to-be sisters. don't u love me?
IsabellaSwan: wow. lol. sure emmy, sure
EmmettMcCarty: i feel so unloved
EdwardCullen: Yeah, because you just started singing.
RosalieHale: pleeze dont sing anymore
MaryAliceBrandon: emmett, no more singing please
JasperWhitlock: pleeze
IsabellaSwan: hey guys, i g2g. ttyl cya
IsabellaSwan has left the chat.
EmmettMcCarty: wait! bella has to hear how amazing i sound when i sing! bella, i am going over there to show u
EdwardCullen: Emmett, don't!
RosalieHale: emmett, don't bother her!
MaryAliceBradon: man, you are so going to get it
JasperWhitlock: she had to leave anyways, so whats the point?
EmmettMcCarty: i am going to bells and singing to show her how well i sound, bye
EmmettMcCarty has left the chat.
There was a door slam, and a car started. I bursted out my bedroom door, meeting Edward, Alice and Rose at the doorway. We stared out at the hummer leaving driveway.
Rosalie just shook her head in amazement. "My husband really is one big idiot. I still wonder how he makes it through school."
"Yeah. And I feel terrible for Bella, she is going to go deaf," Alice added, looking at Edward and then back at the driveway. I could feel annoyance coming from Edward. Rose and Alice were just amused.
"Oh geez."
"What?" Edward, Rose and I turned to look at Alice.
"Emmett still has his boxers clung to his face."
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