50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 21: Food War

A.N- Okay, so I am sitting here with one of my friends, Lindsay, and she's helping me with this chapter. You might also recognize her name in Cullen Academy :). Okay, so a lot of people said they think of noodles when I said Doodles. Although I do give credit to whoever said that it reminded them of Emmett. That was good. Anyways, hope you enjoy the chapter!

Emmett

"FIRE!" I screamed. Well, scream is a word that is an understatement. My voice boomed throughout the house, and I think I heard Carlisle sigh from his study. "Jazz, flank Bells on the left!" Jasper ran over- human style to cover for me. Bella and I were equal in this game since she already did this a few times before.

It was me, Jazz, and Edward on a team. We decided it would be girls against boys, because honestly, if it was like that way we would win. No offense to the girls. "Edward, Rose is too your right!"

Bella and I were the captains, and I was shouting out orders left and right. Edward didn't get Bella with spray cheese yet, but I was going to get him to do it. I mean honestly, it's human food. It isn't going to kill her. He seriously way overprotective, he needs to live a little. Not literally of course.

"Shoot!" Bella screamed from the other side, and all I could see was spray cheese. They usually don't go that far, but we were about five feet apart and they tampered around with the cans. I was hit directly in my cheek with the fake cheese, and it didn't feel to comfortable.

There was giggles, and Alice and Rose gave each other a high five. Bella started laughing along with them, and smiled. Jasper, Edward and I were officially covered in cheese. Well, not covered but most of us was drenched in the stuff.

Jasper didn't wait for orders, he took the can of whipped cream he had in his right hand and went towards Alice. He pressed down and the fluffy, canned sugar came out all over her raven-black hair. Edward went towards Bella.

Whoa. Edward was going after Bella, and he had spray cheese in his hand too! "Edward, get her! And get her good!," I encouraged him, throwing my fist up in the air. "Wooh!" Everyone stopped at that moment and gave me a weird look. "What?" No, Edward has to get Bells!

Edward ignored me, and went towards Bella while she was distracted by my outburst. He ran up to Bella and took the whipped cream he had in his hand and aimed it at her, spraying wherever. It came out in a white, sticky mess and got all over her hair and face. She licked some of it off her lips and then went for the can she had.

While Edward and Jasper was busy, I exchanged a glance at Rose. She gave me a glare and a look that said you-better-not-come-after-me-or-else. But I was going to do it anyways.

I took a step forward, and she took a step back. I aimed the nozzle of the spray cheese and the whipped cream towards her, advancing. She kept taking steps back, and even twisted her water bottle cap. She had the cap off now while I walked towards her slowly.

I'm amazed that she is actually following the rules.The rules were that none of us could run vampire style. If Bella couldn't do it, we couldn't. Rose aimed the water bottle, so that if I went any closer to her she would pour it on me. Oh well, it was worth it. I finally ran towards her, and sprayed the cheese and the whipped cream at the same time.

The two things from the can mixed together to get this peachy cream that stuck to anything. It smelled like sugar and diary mixed together, and it got all over Rose. She didn't look mad because she was laughing her head off while she poured the water bottle and sprayed the cheese back. While she was covered in glop, I got went while having cheese stuck to me.

At least the cheese and whipped cream didn't start to melt. Our body temperature was probably the same as ice, so it wouldn't melt like it usually would in room temperature. It just kept it's shape and jiggled while we moved. "Haha! Look Rose, you're covered in fake cheese!"

"Look Emmy! You're wet!" I heard Bella boom from the other end of the room. By now, all of us were laughing and using up what ever was left in the cans. We did have more cans though, we bought enough to keep us occupied for hours.

I kept spraying, and cheese, whipped cream, and water was getting everywhere. We were lucky that we were in the kitchen or Esme would have given us a lecture on how to keep clean and then make us clean everything. We were going to clean everything up, but we were going to have fun first.

When I stopped thinking and stopped to check out the situation, Rose wasn't in front of me anymore. "What the heck?" I asked out loud, on accident. All I could hear was laughing, and I am pretty sure Edward and Jasper don't giggle that high pitched. Although those two could be girls sometime.

I turned around to see Edward and Jasper huddled up in the corner on the other side of the kitchen, wedged between the fridge and the wall. They had ran out of our weapon so they were attempting to open up another can of cheese to get the girls before they attacked.

Alice and Rose had a bottle of cheese and cream in each of their hands, and they started to get closer and closer to my brothers. Jasper got wide eyed, and Edward hissed at me. Well, he could have asked for help faster. I got up, opened my cans so the nozzles were facing the girls, and ran.

"Emmett, wait!" Jasper screamed at me before while I ran towards them. Wait, I thought they wanted my help? I'm confused!

As I passed the table, I saw Bella to the left of me. She had a water gun in her hands, and shot me while I ran by her. But it wasn't water. Nope, definitely not water-it smelled like fruits. More like citrus.

It was orange juice.

But to make matters worse, Bella had aimed carefully. Instead of getting my shirt wet, she only got my pants wet. I grabbed Rose and Alice by the shoulders and tossed them aside before they could get Edward or Jasper anymore. They didn't even put up a fight with me.

Jasper and Edward looked at me, and then glanced at each other. Alice and Rose gave Bella a high five and I heard some giggles erupt from the girls. Before I realized, the whole room shook with the chorus of laughter. But there was a problem- the melody was overpowering the harmony. Everyone was laughing at me.

"Well, well, well," Bella remarked. "Look who wet his pants. I thought vampires didn't have to use the bathroom."

So was that good enough to make up for the other chapter I posted this week? I hope so. Okay so I don't know when I am going to update since my birthday is on Tuesday, so I will finally be turning 13! I will most likely update again on Friday. But who knows.

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