Disclaimer: See Chapter One.

Beta: Kamerreon


My Seme Is An Uke!

By Tanuki-Mara


The door to Naruto's bedroom flew open as Naruto bounced back in. Sasuke's breath caught in his throat but Naruto didn't seem interested in more sex. He dropped the towel that was wrapped around his waist from his shower, before he hurried to the closet.

Sasuke's eyes automatically traced Naruto's naked body until Naruto tugged some boxers on. Sasuke collapsed back on the bed, his eyes locking onto the ceiling. A pair of bright eyes appeared in his vision and Sasuke blinked.

Naruto grinned down at him before he leaned down to hug Sasuke tightly, placing a gentle kiss on his lips. "I have to go, baby," he murmured. "I'll be back later."

Sasuke nodded numbly and Naruto kissed him once more before vanishing.

Sasuke remained in the bed, staring up at the ceiling. Naruto – he was the ultimate uke. He was so girly. Guys were fascinated by him, by his girly appearance. He was more attractive than most girls at their school, therefore confusing the hell out of a heap of guys who thought they were straight. He was the perfect uke – the total gay fantasy.

And he had just fucked Sasuke's brains out – who had liked it – a lot.

Black eyes narrowed as the thoughts flittered into his mind. He had been topped by the ultimate uke.

It wouldn't happen again.

Sasuke had long accepted that he loved Naruto, but… he would show Naruto who's seme. Sasuke would top him, and everything would be the way it's supposed to be.


Sasuke ignored his slight limp as he hurried through the empty corridors, looking for a certain little blond. He had skipped the first period in order to relax and take a long hot shower. He was feeling better, but at the same time he had a giant need to see Naruto.

And there he was.

Sasuke hurried out of the building towards the gym where he saw a bright mop of hair. Naruto was chatting happily amongst a group of people Sasuke recognized. They were all what he classified as 'safe' people. Sakura and Ino both found Naruto adorable, but as usual with the females of the school, they were obsessed on getting a guy who was more 'manly'. Kiba was straight as a metal pole, firmly fixated on his delicate girlfriend Hinata. However, Hinata's cousin Neji was one of Naruto's most persistent pursuers.

Sasuke crossed to the group, wincing as Sakura and Ino spotted him with a shout.

"Sasuke-kun! Over here!"

"Shut up, forehead! Sasuke-kun!"

"Pig!"

Sasuke ignored them both as Naruto turned to face him. A purely beautiful smile stretched across Naruto's face as the small teen threw himself straight into Sasuke's arms. "Sasuke!" he chirped, wrapping his arms around Sasuke's neck. "I missed you, baby!"

Sasuke allowed his arms to slip around Naruto's waist as Naruto pulled him down so their lips met. Sasuke's eyes slid shut straight away as he slid his tongue into Naruto's mouth.

Sasuke ignored the soft gasps from around them as he devoured Naruto's sweet addictive mouth. Naruto giggled against his mouth before breaking the kiss and leaning back and smiling.

"Can we talk?" Sasuke asked as Naruto nuzzled his neck. "Privately?"

"Course, baby," Naruto chirped. "In here."

Naruto dragged Sasuke into the gym, headed straight past the volleyball players and into the empty locker room. It was as private as the school could get. Sasuke sat onto one of the hard benches, leaning against the wall. Naruto climbed straight into his lap, curling up against his chest.

"What's up, bastard?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head to the side. Sasuke fought down the urge to kiss him breathless, choosing instead to rest his head on Naruto's shoulder.

"We need to talk, dobe," he murmured. "Listen, about-"

Naruto's eyes widened suddenly and he reached out and gripped Sasuke's top tightly as he shifted to straddle Sasuke's lap. "You're breaking up with me!" he shouted. "You bastard! You can't break up with me!"

"No, Naruto, no," Sasuke groaned as he wrapped his arms around Naruto. "I'm not breaking up with you."

Naruto sighed heavily, his head falling forward onto Sasuke's shoulder. "Thank God," he whispered. "Oh, thank God – I love you."

"I love you too," Sasuke murmured. Naruto grinned up at him, leaning in to nuzzle his neck affectionately.

"So what do you want to talk about?" Naruto asked. "Sasuke?"

"It's about…" a light blush raced up Sasuke's neck and he looked away, "…the sex…"

Naruto's grin grew and he kissed Sasuke's neck slightly. "It was amazing, wasn't it?" he breathed. "You felt so good."

"Uh, yeah," Sasuke whispered as his blush increased. "It was…"

"Oh no, you enjoyed it didn't you?!" Naruto shrieked as he leaned back to grip Sasuke's top. "Didn't you? Oh Sasuke, I didn't want to hurt you!"

"Naruto!" Sasuke snapped, pulling Naruto to him tightly. "I loved it! It was incredible! Now shut up!"

"Bastard!" Naruto shouted. He glared at Sasuke for a moment before he settled back on the brunet's lap. "What do you want to talk about?"

"Well don't you think," Sasuke took a deep breath, "don't you think we got it the wrong way around?"

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head to the side. Sasuke felt like slamming his head against the wall.

"Naruto, you're so lithe and slim," he explained, running his hands up and down Naruto's sides, "and I'm more muscular."

"And?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head to the side. "What does that have to do with anything?"

Sasuke groaned. No one could be that stupid. "Naruto!" he snapped. "Shouldn't I have been on top?"

Naruto fell silent, looking down at Sasuke's chest. Sasuke remained quiet, not sure how the crazed blond would react. Naruto would either cry, try and cover it up, and end up running away, or beat the shit out of Sasuke until the brunet took control and restrained him.

"I don't want to bottom," Naruto whispered. "You promised I wouldn't have to…"

"Look, Naruto," Sasuke began. "I know I said tha-"

"Did you enjoy it?" Naruto glared up at Sasuke with wide determined eyes. "Well?" A dark blush raced up Sasuke's face and he remained silent, looking away. Naruto shook him by his top again. "Did you enjoy it?" he hissed. "Did you enjoy me shoving my cock up your ass? You moaned and groaned for me, so you had to enjoy it! Tell me you enjoyed it!"

"Fine!" Sasuke hissed. "I enjoyed it! I fucking loved it!"

Naruto's arms curled around Sasuke's neck and he drew Sasuke into a hug. "If it feels good," he whispered into Sasuke's ear. "Then what does it matter?"

Sasuke's arms curled around Naruto and he drew the slender blond closer. Inhaling Naruto's scent deeply he sighed in relief at being close to Naruto. "It's the principle of the matter," Sasuke breathed into Naruto's ear.

Naruto leaned back until his lips hovered over Sasuke's. Naruto's breath flooded his senses, making Sasuke let out a slight whimper. He wanted Naruto to kiss him. He wanted to feel those soft lips against his again.

"Well then bastard, if positioning matters so much to you," Naruto breathed, "find someone who's just in it for the sex."

Sasuke blinked suddenly as Naruto was gone. Naruto was stalking out of the locker room, obviously pissed off.

Sasuke sat there for a moment, feeling completely empty. Something was missing from him and he knew that was Naruto. Naruto was a part of him, as much as his arm or leg. Sasuke needed him.

"Fuck!"


Naruto panted heavily, trailing his fingers down past his chest and hard cock to rub at his stretched and slick entrance. He looked up at Sasuke with wild desperate eyes as he moaned from his own touches. "Sasuke," he groaned, "I need you in me."

Sasuke bit back his own groan as he slicked his own rock hard cock before positioning himself at Naruto's entrance. Naruto gripped the sheet, bucking slightly.

"Sasuke… baby…" he breathed. "Come on."

Before Sasuke could push in, Naruto's hands shot out to slam into his chest. Sasuke tumbled onto his back on the impossibly large bed and Naruto loomed over him, grinning. "Oh, baby," he chuckled, "did you really think I was gonna let you top?"

Suddenly Sasuke's hands were tied above his head, his legs parted and Naruto was slamming into him. Sasuke was screaming and moaning, trying to free his hands in order to touch Naruto as Naruto hit his prostate over and over again.

"See, baby," Naruto moaned. "This is how it's supposed to be."

Sasuke's eyes snapped open as he woke from the dream, his hand wrapped around his own cock as he came suddenly, harder than he had ever come before, sans the sex with Naruto.

"Fuck!" he swore. "What the fuck?" Sasuke stumbled to his bathroom, turning the water on in the shower and scrubbing himself quickly. Why the hell couldn't he think of Naruto as anything but seme? What the hell! Sasuke had to admit though, when he thought of Naruto as an uke… well, he wilted a little.


Naruto sighed as he wandered through the hall, ignoring the leers he received. He always received them. They all wanted to fuck him, and it scared him.

Maybe Sasuke was right. Maybe Naruto should be bottom. He was the perfect uke and Sasuke was the perfect seme. Naruto stopped in the bathroom, looking up at his reflection in the mirror. Maybe he should bottom.

A slither of fear raced down Naruto's spine at the thought. He didn't want to be bottom…

But he wanted Sasuke's love more.


Sasuke stalked through the halls, looking for Naruto. He needed to find his little blond; Naruto wasn't safe alone. He needed Sasuke to protect him, to take care of him, to love him and to make sure no one else touched his fucking property!

Sasuke took a deep breath, stopping for a moment to compose himself. He couldn't lose control; he had to keep his cool.

Noises reached his ears from down a corridor, a familiar voice along with… those voices were familiar too. Rage filled Sasuke as he stalked towards where the noises came from. What the fuck were Neji and Gaara doing to him now? Those bastards…

Sure enough, Neji and Gaara were hovering over Naruto, for once not fighting over Naruto but simply eyeing him together. Both of their eyes were filled with lust as they raked Naruto's body. Their words reached Sasuke's ears, making his rage boil.

"So we've decided we'll try double penetration, rather than fight," Neji was purring. "You like that idea, don't you, Naruto?"

"Come on," Gaara whispered. "You've teased us for so long, Naru-"

"What the fuck is going on here?" Sasuke snarled, stalking forward. "Fuck off! Both of you!"

"What's it to you?" Neji asked in an icy voice. Sasuke's eyes narrowed as he moved between Naruto and the others.

"Fuck off," he hissed. "Naruto is my boyfriend, go fuck yourselves."

Naruto's arms slid around Sasuke's waist and he buried his face in Sasuke's back. Sasuke glared down the other two until they wilted under the glare before exchanging looks.

"Fine…" Gaara muttered. "Whatever."

Once they were out of sight Naruto moved to stand in front of Sasuke, staring up at him with wide eyes. "Sasuke…" he whispered. "Sa-Sasuke…"

Sasuke pulled Naruto close, burying his face in Naruto's blond hair. Naruto clutched him tightly, a soft sob rising in his throat.

"I love you," Sasuke whispered. "I love you so much."

"Sasuke," Naruto whispered. "I love you too."

"It doesn't matter what position we're in," Sasuke murmured. "As long as I'm with you, I don't mind."

Naruto clutched Sasuke tighter, his brow furrowing. Sasuke said it didn't matter, but… maybe if it was with Sasuke… maybe Naruto could be bottom.


Ok, you see now? They're gonna be all:

'Sasuke!'

'Naruto!'

'Sasuke!'

-runs across flower-filled field into a hug, startling butterflies in the process-

Yeah. There's one more chapter.


I just got a review from UchihaAkimoto saying: Naruto has to be bipolar or possess some kind of MPD. Geez, he sure jumps
between emotions.

EXACTLY!!! Everyone portrays him like that! He's insane, he jumps from emotion to emotion, extremley hyper to bawling his eyes out! That is EXACTLY my point!!