50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 34: Karaoke

A.N: So this chapter isn't going to be that funny, unless you think that some of the songs that they sing are funny. I was in a singing mood, even though I am usually in one. I just wanted to write a chapter on karaoke I guess. But can you imagine them singing? I can! Hope you people enjoy the chapter!

"We got the part with us."
-We Got the Party With Us, Miley Cyrus duet with Jonas Brothers

Alice

We got a call from Mike Newton today asking if we wanted to go over to his house for a party. Even though it took much persuasion, Bella and I got everyone else to come along. So we dragged ourselves along, following the directions that Mike gave us to his house. It wasn't that far from hours, and about five minutes away from Bella's.

So here we were, at a party at his house. Jessica, Lauren, Angela, Ben, Eric, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Leah, Quil, and Embry also came along. Apparently Mike Newton some what knew the pack because he went to beach a lot and they were there. So they talked a little bit. All in all, there were eighteen of us here.

"Hey guys," Mike announced, standing up on his dock in his backyard. I guess he was using it as a stage for now. There was a laptop next to him hooked up to a few speakers. "Is anyone up for some karaoke?" That's when most of us screamed, including me. I loved karaoke!

He smiled and turned the volume up on the speakers. "I guess that's a yes." I nudged Bella, smirking at her. She stared at me, wide eyed, shaking her head.

"Don't even think about it," she warned me. "I swear if I go up, so are you."

I laughed. "But I like karaoke Bells. It's so much fun! Just imagine what other people might sing!" Sometimes people chose the randomest songs. But it was hilarious watching them sing to them.

"Who want's to go first!" Mike's voice broke our conversation. She looked away and started to talk to Angela. I don't know if she knew it or not, but she was going to get up and sing whether she liked it or not.

I have no idea who it was, but someone screamed out, "You go first!" I'm pretty sure it was Emmett, but who knows. Mike just shook his head, but then the few of us started yelling at him to sing first.

"You guys really want me to go first?" He asked, shaking his head. His face was turning pink and it only got redder as the yelling got louder. "Alright."

"Mike, it's okay. Eric and I already have a song for you to sing," Tyler called out, running up on 'stage' and moving to the laptop. He clicked a button and a familiar beat started ringing through the speaker. Mike groaned out loud and turned a deep red. After I realized what song it was, I giggled in amusement.

Bella and Rose were laughing their heads off beside me, along with everyone else. I can't believe they chose this song for him, of course. I can't wait for him to start singing. He held the microphone up to his mouth and started singing, which just made me laugh harder.

I saw a spider, I didn't scream
Cause I can belch the alphabet
Just double dog dare me

And I chose guitar over ballet
And I'd take these suckers down
Cause they just get in my way

The way you look at me
Is kinda like a little sister
Not like a good vice
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

So I don't wanna be one of the boys, not one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls, not one of the boys

By the time he finished the chorus, I was leaning on Bella for support. I was laughing so hard, I was amazed that I was still paying attention to him even with my amazing hearing. Most of the girls were howling in laughter while the boys just snickered. Eric and Tyler were having a great time watching him sing too this song.

Cause I know what you know
But now you're gonna have to take a number
It's okay, maybe one day
But not until you give me my diamond ring

Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys, not one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be your homecoming queen
Pin-up poster dream, not one of the boys

I wanna be a flower, not a dirty weed
I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team
And I swear one day you're gonna wanna
Make out, make out with me

Who the heck would want to make out with him? I'm sorry Mike, but the only one who would want to is Jessica. And I'm not even so sure about that.

Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys, not one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls, not one of the boys

The song ended, and he was redder than Bella usually is. I clapped my hands together, still giggling. I'm sorry Mike, but you aren't too great of a singer. He was okay, but I think Emmett is better than him. "Who wants to go next?"

Seth meekly raised his hands, and I screamed for Seth to go up. He wasn't shy, but I would love to see him get up there and sing. I wonder if he's a good singer. "Seth, c'mon up." He was pushed forward by his sister and Jacob and got onto the stage.

Mike handed him the microphone and Seth chose a song and it blared through. It was a soft guitar chord, that had a catchy beat to it. "Go Seth!" I cheered.

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win or write some

I was shocked. Seth was a pretty amazing singer, and everyone was swaying to the calming chords. This song was pretty good, and he was the only one singing it. I wonder what the person who sang this, voice sounded like.

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn your free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love

Listen to the music of the moment people, dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate, our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

D-d-do you, but do you, d-do
But do you want to come on
Scooch on over closer dear
And I will nibble on your ear

I've been spending way to long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed

I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do, our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

He ended his singing there, but I am pretty sure there was more to the song. His voice was soft on the last note, and he ended it perfectly. Everyone clapped and cheered, never realizing that Seth could sing that well. "Never knew you could sing dude," Quil called out.

Seth took a bow and exited the stage. Before Mike had to go back on and ask who wanted to go next, Emmett and Jasper entered the stage with headbands on and a shirt in Emmett's back pocket. Oh geez. They were a funny sight.

Almost instantly music blared from the speaker, and I laughed as I recognize the song. These two were putting on a show for us, and I didn't want to miss it.

(You can read along or just watch what they are doing. I suggest going to the link because there are a lot of dancing that I can't describe that Emmett and Jasper and doing. And let's say the dancing is really cool. Here's the link. Remove the spaces.
http: //www. youtube .com/ watch? v=Djv4Vs6ra8E)

( Emmett Jasper Both)

Take It Back To The Place Where You Know That It All Began
We Could Be Anything We Wanna Be!
We Can Tell By The Noise That The Boys Are Back Again!
Together Makin' History!

They did some really cool dance move, and then a somersault. I wonder where they had the time to learn all of this with out us realizing anything.

It's Time To Show How
To Be A Super Hero
Just Like Showdown
Will Smith and Bobby DeNiro

We're the best, no doubt
Doin' it like we used to do
This is our town
And I'm telling you
OHHHH!

The Boys Are Back, Hey!
Gonna Do It Again!
Gonna Wake Up The Neighborhood!
The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back!
Climbin' Up The Walls, Anytime We Want!

The Word Is Out, The Boys Are Back!

Keep Dealing With The Right Win The Fight Every Single Time!
Undefeated Here In Our House, Yeah!
We Can Rock, We Can Shock, When We Like.

And Tonight We're Gonna All Out! I Think Its Time To Show How To Be A Superhero!

They had now pulled out two sword type things and were swinging them around in a type of dance. It was pretty cool the way it was moved through the air and how they made it go along with the song. Before this Jasper rolled on top of Emmett's back. That was the most awesome thing I have ever seen!

It's time to show how
To be a super hero
Just like a showdown
Keep the pedal to the metal, go!

We're the best, no doubt
Doin' like we used to do

This is our town
And I'm telling you oh look out!

The Boys Are Back!
Gonna Do It Again!
Gonna Wake Up The Neighborhood!
The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back!
Climbin' Up The Walls, Anytime We Want!
The Word Is Out, The Boys Are Back!

Here To Change The World!
To Solve The Mystery, Fight The Battle

Save The Girl!
No One Can Stop Us Now, We're The Ones Who Make The Rules!

That part made me laugh! Emmett and Jasper leaned against the house and brought their hands to their heads in some type of salute, but bringing them down to make it look like they were doing hard work. They were great dancers.

They went into full dancing. They were doing some type of hand movements that looked really cool. It was repeated, but it was hard to do. I want to learn them!

The Boys Are Back!
No Need To Worry, Cause

The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back!
Look Out Now!
The Boys Are Back, Gonna Do It Again
And We Make It Look Good!
The Boys Are Back! The Boys Are Back! Climbin' Down The Walls, Anytime We Want! We're Sure That You Know By Now, The Boys Are Back!

Emmett and Jasper could dance?! Now that amazed me. We all screamed and cheered, amazed at their perfect performance. It was so cool! Especially with all of those swords and stuff.

"Woah," Bella stated. "I guess the boys are really back."

I laughed and rolled my eyes. "What are you talking about? They never left."


A.N- I just love the last song. My friend and I can do most of the dances in it, except for the bigger ones like where they did the role on the back and the leap-frog type thing. Other than that, we've gotten most of it down. And yes I'm a girl dancing to that song. Here are the songs that they sang too-

One of the Boys- Katy Perry
I'm Yours- Jason Mraz
The Boys Are Back- High School Musical 3

I had to cut the chapter short because I have to wake up early tomorrow since it's Thanksgiving. I was going to add Bella and Edward singing, but maybe I'll write an extra thing and send it out to everyone who reviews this chapter. So if you want extra, review!

Just a question, did anyone actually go to the link? And if they did, aren't the dances really, really cool?! Also HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Although my friends and I have been calling it Pizzagiving.

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