Here's chapter two, NO! I'm going to label my chapters now. Enjoy and review!
Miley and Lilly walked into a hairdresser place…with Amber and Ashley! Amber and Ashley became their friends when they started high school. "Oh great," Mumbled the person working the shop (whose nametag read Hi! My name is Darlene. How may I help you?) who didn't look too excited. "Fifteen year old girls. What a surprise."
Ashley walked up to Darlene and said, "Do you know who I am?" Darlene asked, "Do I look like I want to?" Ashley said, "I'm only Ashley De…De…" Amber scoffed. "Your last name is Dewitt!" Ashley said, "I knew that." "No you didn't!" "Yes I…ow! You made me break a nail!" Miley walked up to Darlene. "Excuse me," She said, "Do you have the latest edition of Youth Yak?" Youth Yak was a newspaper only for kids. "Lucky you," Said Darlene, "There's four copies."
They each grabbed a newspaper. Ashley looked at the front page. "Hannah Turns Green?" She said. Both Amber and Ashley knew Miley was Hannah Montana…but they didn't attend too many concerts for that reason. "EW!" She said and Amber added, "Double EW!" "GROSS!" They said at the same time, turned and said, "Ooh! Tsst." They locked their fingers together when they did "tsst".
Miley turned to Lilly. Lilly whispered, "Can you believe they still do that?" Miley giggled. Amber turned to Miley. "What does it mean by 'Hannah Turns Green'?" She was about to turn green herself. Miley sighed, "If you really want to know, at last week's Hannah Montana concert, I was about to throw up. And I left during the middle of a song." Lilly added, "They had to have AnnaSophia Robb take her place."
Amber practically yelled, "AnnaSophia? She only has one song!" She turned to Ashley who was (horribly) singing "Keep Your Mind Wide Open". "Yoooooou've gooot to keeeep your miiiiind widddddde oooooopeeeeeeeen!" "Ashley! Remember what we've talked about: snaps and claps only!" "Sor-ry!"
"Guys!" Miley said, "Let's get back to this story. I think I might be having a baby." Miley turned to Lilly. "Okay, LILLY thinks I am having a baby."
Amber and Ashley laughed. "Yeah, good one!" Said Amber. "Like Hannah Montana would act like that!" Said Ashley. Miley got up. "FINE! I'll prove it once and for all!" She walked to the bathroom. She already had to use it. She sat down, took the test from Jake, and did all the other stuff. She left to wash her hands and clean off the stick so she could show Amber and Ashley what it said.
Miley walked out, gave it to Lilly, and said, "You do it. I'm too nervous!" She put one hand over her eyes and handed one to Lilly. Lilly said, "Alright, I'll read what it says, you but you have to read the instructions." Miley took out the book Jake gave her. "It says, When the test turns pink (if it turns pink) then you are pregnant. Simple enough." Amber and Ashley nodded. They now had their eyes closed.
Lilly said, "Miley, you like pink, right?" Miley answered, "Of course, why do you ask?" "Well, it's turning pink." Miley jumped out of her chair. "NO!" She yelled. "NO!" Yelled Amber. "NO!" Yelled Ashley. "NO!" Yelled Lilly. "Miley, sit down. You know what Darlene will do if we mess up shop." Miley sat down, her face in her hands. She cried for a while and then took out her cell phone to call Jake. Surprisingly, Jackson answered. "Hello, this is Jackson H. Stewart, Jake T. Ryan's assistant. How may I…" "Jackson, it's Miley." "Oh hey Miles. What's wrong? You sound like you've been crying." "Just let me talk to Jake." "I'll see if he's available." Miley rolled her eyes. "HEY JAKE! TEL-A-PHONE! Miley's ONthe phone FOR you!" Jake ran over.
"Hello, this is Jake." He said. He had stopped listening to Jackson after "TEL-A-PHONE". "Hey Jake, it's Miley." "Oh, hey Miley. What's up?" Miley started to cry again. "Miley? I can't understand you." She handed the phone to Lilly. "Miley wanted to tell you that you are going to have a son or daughter but she got too emotional. Miley? Are you emo?"
Jake held his mouth open. Amber and Ashley put their arms and around Miley. "Lilly? Let me talk to Miley." Lilly gave Miley the phone. She put her hand over the mouthpiece. "No, I'm not emo!" She barked at Lilly through her tears. "Hello, Jake?" She said. "Miley, are you really?" "Yes." "You can't be." "I know, Jake." There was a pause. "Jake?" "Yes, Miley?" "I'm scared Jake." "I am too." Miley started to cry again and said as best as she could, "Jake? Can you come pick me up? I'm at Darlene's Hair Salon." "Sure, I'll be there in five minutes."
Miley sat on the couch and waited. She finally saw a red convertible with Jake in the backseat arguing with Jackson who was driving. "Jackson," He said, "I can drive myself! I have a permit! I just needed you to sit in the front seat, not drive me!" "Sorry boss," Said Jackson, "It's my little sister." He looked at the sign on the window. "OOOH! MAN PERMS!" Jake grabbed Jackson by the shirt.
Miley walked out. Jackson looked at Miley. He had heard what Miley had said over the phone – and what Lilly had yelled. Jackson looked through the review mirror. He saw Miley, head in her lap, and Jake, arm around her shoulder. "Boss," He said, to tick off Jake. "JACKSON! I told you, call me Jake." "Fine. JAKE. Where to?" "Our house." Said Miley. Jackson asked, "I'm sorry; is your name Jake?" "Jackson! Just take her to your house."
They drove to her house and coincidently, their dad was home. He had not seen the concert. It was their spring break – April seventh. "Hey Miles!" Called their dad. "Is there something you want to tell me? Like why your playing tonsil hockey with Jake?" Miley got out and said, "Yes, daddy. I'd prefer to tell you while we're inside."
They walked in. Robby sat down. Miley sat down too. Jackson yelled, "I gotta go potty!" Jake looked disgusted. "So go!" He said. "I want to hear my dad yell at Miley." H said. "PLEASE?" He asked.
Robby looked at him. "Yell at Miley for what?" He didn't seem too happy. Miley stood up, Jake with her. "Daddy," She said. "You know that night I spent the night at Lilly's house?" Robby nodded. "Well," She said, "I actually went to Jake's house. And now he and I are gonna be…parents." She sat down to cry some more. Robby went over to Jackson. "Jackson, go to the bathroom. I'll wait to yell at your sister." He said. Jackson said, "Oh, it's okay. I don't have to go anymore." Robby took a step backward. Jake opened his mouth in disgust. Miley covered her mouth with her hands.
Robby Ray took Miley to Jake's car and put her in the back seat. He got in the front seat. "Jake," He called, "Come out here." Jake came out. "You drive me and my daughter to your house." Jake drove about ten seconds and said, "Here we are." Jake lived right behind them. Robby Ray got out and helped Miley out. She walked into Jake's house right behind Jake. Robby said, "Are your parents home?" Jake nodded yes.
Robby told Miley and Jake to go into Jake's room while he talked with Jake's parents. Jake and Miley picked out names – or actually, Jake listened to names Miley liked – which where Kaylana Becky for a girl, Garrett Patrick for a boy. Miley heard Jake's parents talk with her dad. She told Jake, "I'm gonna just be sixteen when I have the baby." "How do you know?" "I know because my missed period was March 17 and then you add 14 days, which equals March 31. Then there are forty weeks, which makes my due date December 22nd, and my birthday is November 23rd. See?" Jake starred, "You're good with math." Miley laughed.
Robby walked in. "You two have to move out." He said. Miley cried again.
That's all for now – under Microsoft Word On my computer, it was three and a half pages!