50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 37: Say A Word At The End Of Every Sentence

A.N- This chapter is dedicated to rescue the wolves! She is the one that gave me the awesome Emmett-y idea! Listen up! The winner of the last chapter will have the next chapter dedicated to them, I'm still getting reviews in.

Emmett

"Hey Bella," I greeted walking into Alice's room. The three girls were on the bed, hunched over magazines with music playing softly in the background. I could hear Jasper snicker from downstairs, he and Edward were the only ones in on the joke. The girls never saw it coming. "You girls are pretty, naked."

Jasper and I had thought of something to do while the girls did their thing. We could each add a word at the end of every sentence. If the words were chosen carefully enough, they could make the sentence sound really, really weird. Or amusing. Or insulting. My word was naked, in all fashion of myself.

Jaws dropped and glares were qued.

"What the-" Rose was cut off after Alice had picked up something from her table and chucked it at my head. I caught it swiftly and looked at it. She had threw a clock at me! Ugh, thanks sis.

"Yeah," Jasper greeted, coming into the room. Edward trailed after him, with growing smiles. "You girls are pretty, stupid."

Again they stared at us, speechless. They had no idea what was going on and we just kept some-what insulting them right after another. Jasper was holding back chuckles, but I could feel the humor radiating off of him. "You girls are amazing, stupid."

Bella just rolled her eyes at us. "Okay, we were kinda confused when Emmett commented on us nude, but now we see you're trying to insult us. Okay, you guys just did. Twice. Now can you leave? I don't know if you guys know this, but you're really, really annoying."

Edward just smiled at her. "Love, I don't know if you know this but you really are pretty when you are mad." Alice and Rose exchanged a glance. They thought Edward wasn't playing along with us, but he actually was. The annoyedness went away from her face and a smile grew. "Just kidding." Her smile stopped.

I bit my lip, trying to hold back my laughter. But my chuckles won in the end. The three of us bursted into laughter at the girl's expression. They had the mixed expressions of shock, annoyedness, and anger. Bella wasn't used to being insulted by Edward, so this was a new for her. Rose and Alice on the other hand were used to it.

So I think they were all shocked when Edward said something they weren't used to hearing. Jasper and I were also amazed when he wanted in on our joke. With out him, I don't know if it would have worked.

Rose just looked at us and then back to Bella. "Awe, Edward, that was really mean. You hurt her feelings!" Bella had a frown on her face, while she glared at me. Of course me of all people. "Boys go away before we take some action."

Alice got up and walked over to Jasper. She poked him in the chest and pushed him back and growled. "Go away, no. Or I will be forced to do something that you guys wouldn't like." Jasper wanted to reply, but she poked him even further back. "And I'm talking worse than make up and girl clothes."

"Don't be like that Alice," Jasper answered, pulling her into a hug. "You we weren't trying to insult you girls, stupid." She looked up at him, confused.

"Then what the heck are you boys doing?!" Bella yelled. She threw her hands up in the air in frustration, knocking off some of the magazines. "You're sentences aren't making any sense. And what's with the words?" Perfect. The girls were getting really annoyed at us. I wonder when Alice will see what we've actually been up too.

"Oh don't get mad please," Edward answered, pretending to be concerned. "We're only being us, just kidding."

The girl's eyes narrowed. They exchanged glances and Rose and Bella got off of the bed and even Bella managed a pretty good growl. "Um, what's with the girls today, stupid?" Jasper whispered to me, although I'm pretty sure Rose and Alice could hear.

I just laughed and back towards the door. "I have no idea, but you two can explain, naked." When Jasper looked back towards the girls, I turned around and ran down the stairs slamming the door behind me.

Entering the kitchen I saw a note that said that Esme had gone grocery shopping. With Bella over so much, the family thought it would be a pretty good idea that the refrigerator and cabinets should be filled with food. Human food. Yuck.

But with Esme gone, that gave me and awesome idea. Carlisle was in his study, so he probably didn't read the note that Esme was out. I knew this was really going to bug him. Actually, it would probably bother me more than it would him.

Oh well. It was worth it.

I flew up the stairs again, passing Alice's room with out hesitating. I really didn't want to know what kind of torture my brothers were being put through. And I didn't care to join them. Instead I went on in Carlisle's study with out bothering to knock.

He was sitting at his computer, typing away on his key bored. I don't know how he could just stay in his room for hours. Knowing him he was probably managing accounts or studying some new subject. Why bother? Oh well, he's Carlisle.

I took a seat in front of him while a smirk grew on my face. He stopped typing, raising his eyebrow. He turned to look at me, and I could tell that he knew that he was about to be bothered. In general, he was a really nice guy. But when it came to his 'kids,' he was sometimes annoyed at us.

I took a deep breath, really hoping I would survive this encounter. Most likely I would just get a really good laugh, but yeah never know.

"Esme is really pretty." I grinned. I could already feel my laughter building up. "Naked."

A.N- So first of all, does anyone else know that Summit Entertainment might not recast Taylor Lautner as Jacob? UGH! My friends and I freaked out when we found out about this, and I even started a petition. If you love Taylor as much as we do and you want him back in New Moon, please sign the petition down below. Remove the spaces.

This is the one that I made online, but my friend (xForever-Dazzledx) and I are also doing a petition in school. We currently have over 50 signatures and we even got some of the teachers to sign! We're gonna send it in, so please with us luck.

http: //www. petition spot .com/ petitions/ jacobblackinnewmoon

Next, my computer is still some what messed up. See my cousin had to reboot the whole thing so I don't have any of my fanfictions. I saved them to a USB, but I have to reload everything. It might be a while for the next chapter to come up.

Also, this story is coming to an end. We still have quite a few chapters to go, but I'm thinking this story will be done by February. Cullen Academy will be the only story up after this. But I have started another story that will a story, not like 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. If you would like me to post Things To Ponder, please PM me.

I have nothing to recommend this week cause I haven't read anything new.

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