50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 43: Ding Dong Ditch

A.N: Oh no! I'm sorry to say that I accidentally deleted my PM's, so whoever requested Ding Dong Ditch and Bowling, please PM me again! I feel bad. But this chapter is dedicated to both of you, and when I get the names I will mention you guys on the this chapter.

But on better words, finally! An update! Since I haven't updated in...6 days, I wrote a few extra hundred words. And lemme say, it took me a while. I know all of you want longer chapters, but I'm not the person to write a whole lot. I can get over a thousand words, but that's pretty much it.

I have a lot to say at the end, so please read! Hope you enjoy!

Emmett

"Where the heck are we going?!" Bella demanded, throwing her hands up in protest while I buckled her to the car. We decided to take Alice's car. Yeah it only seated four people, but I didn't mind sitting in the back. And Rose and Edward could squeeze in next to Bella. She wouldn't mind.

"We're going to play some Ding Dong Ditch, haven't you played it before?" I replied, jumping into the back of the car. Alice sped down our driveway, onto the winding path towards our first house. "Please tell me you have."

Ding Dong Ditch was so much fun. It was where you ran up to a house, rang the doorbell or knocked and ran away. The person would usually come and see who it was, but no one was there. Then you run up and do it again. Eventually someone would get freaked or annoyed enough to stop coming to the door.

It was hilarious.

Her frown grew into a smile. "Oh my goodness! That game is so much fun. I used to play it back in Arizona when I was younger, but I didn't as I grew older. You guys actually play this game?"

"Yes we do," Alice chimed in from the front seat. She took a swift turn, causing me to go to the right a little, but I held myself up right. Just another great thing about being a vampire, no need to try really hard at things. It just came naturally. "And now we're dragging you along with us."

Edward sighed. I imagined him rolling his eyes at our little pixie sister. "Yeah, they are literally dragging you along. I think you still need to play some childish games. And with Emmett here, it's not that hard." I grinned in response, but I'm pretty sure no one could see me.

"So who are we going to annoy first?" She turned to face out the window, watching the trees and houses pass by. We were going to some of our classmates houses. It's better to know the person than to not know them. Believe me, I knew. "Lemme guess, Eric? Tyler? Or better yet, Jessica?"

Haha, ditching Jessica's house would probably be the best. Guys kinda did this more, so they knew what had happened. Girls just got annoyed or they would actually come and and answer the door after it happened a few times.

"Well I was actually planning on going to go to Jessica's first, but if you want we can change it. Tell me anyone and we'll go over. Everyone knows where everyone lives, so just name someone," Alice exclaimed, making another turn. So she already knew who to get first.

Rose smiled, almost laughing. "No Bella, I think that we should stay with annoying Jessica. Let's see how much fun she gets out of this."

"Oh don't worry," she assured, nodding her head. "I'm not going to change the route. Does anyone else live in her neighborhood? I think she mentioned Mike or something."

Please tell me that Newton lives in the same neighborhood! The closer he lived to Jessica, the faster we would be able to torture him. Honestly the kid was nice and all, but he got on my nerves a lot. Humans could be so simple minded.

Edward laughed out of nowhere causing everyone to turn and look at him. Even I did. "What was the laughing for?" Jasper asked, looking at him through the mirror.

"Emmett called humans simple minded," Edward replied, chuckling along with Jasper this time. "And to think that he is the one that is talking. Compared to Bella, he's pretty simple minded." Don't I have great brothers?"

Laughter erupted in the car. Amazingly, I wasn't laughing along. Just grinning.

"So this is how it's going to work," Alice started, eying the roads ahead of us. "I'm going to drive by the house and one of us are going to run out, ring the doorbell and run back really fast. Now Bells, I hope you know you won't be doing it unless you really want too. But when you come back, I'm going to park the car down the road where we can still see the person open the door and see their reactions."

Hah. I think Jasper or Rose was going first, but I wasn't. If we were going to do this to Newton, his house was so mine. I would love to see his reaction.

"And then we'll do it a few times more, testing their annoyance levels." She flashed Bella a devious smirk. "So watch and learn how we play this game." She looked around checking the street to make sure no one was outside or watching. No one was.

The door of the Porsche flew open as Jasper ran out quickly, his feet making a small tap tap tap on the ground. I'm pretty sure no human could hear or see him. Only our eyes followed him as he ran to the door, rung the bell, and ran back. Doing all of this while the car was still in motion.

Bella blinked as the door shut and Jasper lounging on the seat like he did nothing. Alice drove the car and stopped when she got to the opposite side of Jessica's house and parked there. The engine was quiet, so it sounded like it wasn't even on. A few seconds ticked by as we waited for someone, hopefully Jessica, would answer the door.

Finally, someone opened the door. That someone was Jessica. She peeked her head out the door and turned both ways, trying to figure out who rung the door. She gave up and shrugged her shoulders and went back inside. The second the door shut I bursted into laughter.

"She's so oblivious," Rose said, giggling along. Alice and Bella nodded their heads in agreement.

"I know."

"Pathetic."

"Okay, so you ready to do it again?" Alice asked, her laughter dying down. "I'll just go around the block and we'll do the same thing. Rose, you'll go this time, okay?" Her foot pressed down again, pulling around for the next round. Rose tensed for her turn.

"And I thought playing when I was younger was fun. This is amazing," Bella commented, watching Rose take her position. It was a game that anyone could play. We just took it and turned it into vamp style. It's so much better this way.

We turned the corner again to be ready for another round. Rose opened the door, ran out and rung the door, and ran back. The door was shut and she was once again sitting next to Bella on the seat. "Man, this is just too easy."

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Again Alice took her spot and the Porsche idled while we waited for the door to opened again. "Do you think she'll open it?" Jasper asked, all of our faces pressed up to the glass of the car.

His question was answered when the door opened up again. This time she stepped out of the house, letting the door shut behind her. "Stop ringing the doorbell!" She screamed, looking around again. I tried to hold in my laughter. Alice's window was open, and even though it wasn't facing Jessica's house, she could still hear my laughter.

Nodding her head, she went back inside and slammed the door. "Man, she gets annoyed easily," Edward remarked. My laugh boomed, echoing in the car.

"Off to Mike's house!" I exclaimed through my chuckles. Even though Alice had the car moving again, I could faintly hear her giggles through my own. Even Bella was laughing.

We drove down a few more houses. "Okay, Emmett here's your shot. Just do what Rose and Jazz did and you'll be good. No one is outside or looking, so you're all good," Alice instructed, pointing to the house on the left. Finally, my time to shine. I grinned and dove over the seat, switching spots with Rose.

The door flew open, and I decided to close it. I could picture how confused they all were. The car went along, as I ran too the door and pressed the bell. I just stayed there, hiding behind the bushes. Alice had already parked the car, and I was just waiting. Someone was coming to the door.

Through the bushes I could see Newton open the door. He looked around, a little suspicious. Well, he should be. I jumped out of the bushes, right in front of him. "Boo!"

His eyes widened in shock and horror as he shrieked. And man, was it the most girly shriek I have ever heard. He was in the octaves of Alice when she was surprised. In response, my laughter grew. It was so bad that I was holding my sides when his little scream was over. He blushed in embarrassment as he realized that it was only me.

I could hear laughter coming from the car. He turned to see that Alice, Rose, and Bella were laughing at him through the open window. He blush became a deeper red. He turned and dashed inside. Hahahaha.

I ran back to the car, dragging myself along. "Dude, that was awesome!" Jasper stated the second I entered. Even Edward was laughing his head off next to Bells.

"Man, I love messing with Newton."

A.N: I don't know if you guys know this but I have checked out all of your profiles. Every person that reviews, favorites or alerts me, I actually read your profile. I like to see who my readers are. And yes, I actually do read it. I have seen a lot of copy and paste things that I like. All of you that have the Girl & Guy copy and paste thing on the motorcycle, I have written a one shot on that. So please check out Last Moment, Cullen Academy, and When Life Hands You Lemons, if you haven't! It might be a good time since this story is coming to an end

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