50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 45: Mad Libs

A.N: So what's up peoples? Hey USA, we have a new President! Well actually, this one has nothing to do with the inauguration. It was just the only one I could do on the internet. I added a few things to my profile. One is a quote of the day, and the other is a countdown for things I cannot wait for. Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Mad Libs in any way. My Story Disclaimer is on my profile.

Edward

"I'll ask you guys the words. So it won't be unfair that I can read the person's mind that reads it. Unless Bella really wants to read it, I'll do it," I suggested, taking the small book from Alice's hands. She gave me a look, but bounced over to Jasper to take a seat next to him. They had been arguing about how it wasn't good for me to be able to read the person's thoughts since I would know how the story went.

It would be easier for him to do so anyways. He could be cheating and pick words that actually fit the story, Emmett snickered. Bor-ing! We need some excitement. An adventure! Not something that is suppose to be the way it is.

My siblings wanted to play Mad Libs. It was this small paper book that had a story, except you got to make it worth while. Like it would have a story, but you had to fill in the nouns, adjectives, verbs and what not. The point of it was to make the story as funny as it could. It was great to do when you were trying to kill time.

"Fine by me," Rose stated. "I don't mind if he reads it."

"Neither do I."

We all turned to look at Bella. If she wanted to ask the words and write them down, then I would let her. "You can do it, Edward. I wanna guess words," she replied, smiling. "This game is fun."

I opened up the book and flipped to the page that hadn't been written on. Now we didn't play this game a lot, but a few of the pages have been used up. "Okay, so the title of this one is 'Mad Libs for President," I started, sitting on the arm of one of the nice chairs.

This should be interesting, Jasper thought. Yeah, this will be.

Bella took a seat on the chair as Emmett took a seat next to Rose. "Jasper, give me an adjective," I instructed. My pen was on the paper, ready to write when he gave me one.

"Dizzy," he replied, instantly. "Where the heck did I get that word from?" The girls giggled at his little outburst. Emmett just rolled his eyes at him. Already, the word was written down on the page as I moved onto the next part.

"Bella, I need another adjective."

She thought for a moment, most likely scanning through a list of adjectives. She was probably thinking of the most random word to say. This wasn't one of the times, but I wish I could read her mind. It would be amazing to hear what would be going on in there compared to my brother's. Intelligence. Thoughtful.

It's good you can't read her mind. And you can't Edward, so just leave it at that. She doesn't always want you to know what she's thinking, Alice stated. I glanced at her to catch her rolling her eyes at me.

"Weird," Bella replied, shrugging her shoulders. We all shot looks at Emmett, who held up his hands in defense. The pen scratched at the paper, the word appearing in my script.

"Rose, gimme a plural noun."

Plural noun. What's the difference from a noun, huh? People have to make things complicated. Of course Emmett would be someone to say that. There was a difference. But I guess he's right, they could just call it a noun. But then a noun would be more than just a person, place, or thing.

Haha, that would be so funny. I caught a little of what Rose was thinking, but I zoned out. No need to hear her thoughts.

"Mustaches," she replied, all of us stopping to give her a look. "What?! I just thought that Emmett, or Jasper, or Edward wouldn't be able to have mustaches. And that they would look really funny on them if they did have them. I can't picture that." Alice, Bella, and Rose exchanged a glance, bursting into laughter.

"Oh my goodness!" Bella said through her giggles. She was leaning on me for support, even though she was sitting on the chair. "I can't picture them with them either! That is so funny!"

Emmett and Jasper gave me a look. I agree with them. Mustaches look good on some people, but the three of us with one? I think not. The girls can dream, but frankly I'd rather not know if it's something like that. They can have their laughs, because honestly, we would look really funny with them.

I shook my head, holding back a smile. "Alice. I need another plural noun," I said, hoping to knock the girls back into the game.

Skates, sandwiches, worms, pies, telephones...There are so many choose from, Alice thought. She kept whizzing through words, trying to pick a really good one. "Sparkles," she replied, shrugging. "I don't know, seems random enough."

Pick me! Pick me! I sighed at my brother. I would have to choose Emmett, I already went through everyone else. "Emmett, I need an adjective."

"Um." His fingers went to his chin, making him look like he was thinking. He froze in place, concentrating really hard. I heard Alice whisper that she wasn't surprised if smoke started coming out of his head, to Bella. "Gooey."

Jasper chuckled, wiping his hair out of his face. "For a second we thought you were thinking too hard." Emmett just looked at him, grinning.

I wrote down the word, shaking the pen. The ink stopped coming out, so for a second I thought the ink had ran out. But after writing a little bit more, the ink started flowing again. Gooey was written down on it's spot. "Bella, give me a noun."

"Duck," Bella replied, instantly. I wrote down the word, seeing something in the corner of my eye. I looked up to see a duck passing by the window. So that's where she got the word from. Looks like the words aren't as random as we think.

"Rose another noun," I said, once again.

"Diamond."

"Jasper I need a plural noun."

"Dreams."

"Emmett, gimme and adjective."

"Prickly."

How many more do we have to go through? This is going to turn out to be the weirdest story I am ever going to hear, Rose thought. Of course it's going to be weird, you guys are choosing the words. And it also might be that they have no idea how the story goes.

"Alice, name a person in this room," I stated. I wonder who the lucky person will be picked.

"Emmett," she replied, smirking. "This isn't going to turn out to be a normal story. And he's anything but normal, so let's put him into this too!"

Sweet! I get to be in it!

"Bella, I need an adjective."

"Repulsive."

"Alice, noun."

"Pen."

I decided to change the game up a bit. Carlisle was in his study, but if I spoke he would hear me. "Carlisle, give us an adjective please," I asked, saying it a little louder than the voices we were speaking. I can't believe you're getting me into this, Carlisle thought.

"You're playing Mad Libs aren't you?" He yelled down the stairs. Now my family would hear him fine if he just talked, but Bella was hear and Esme and him always thought about her first. At least she would be able to hear what he was saying. "Abundant."

I jotted down his word, smiling. This story was turning out to be so weird. "Emmett, give me a noun."

"Hippo."

"Jasper. Plural noun."

"Potatoes."

"Rose, adjective please."

"Ostentatious."

"Bella, another adjective."

"Shattered."

There was one more word left. "Okay, just spit out a word I ask for. Give me an adjective. This is the last one, and then I'll say it out loud."

"Boring."

"Bewildered."

"Annoyed."

"Joyous."

"Obtuse."

Isn't that a type of triangle? Emmett thought, making a confused look. It was a type of triangle, but it could also be used to describe someone. Looks like he hasn't been paying attention in class. Well, when have any of us have? I scribbled Alice's word down, finishing the story.

I laughed, reading the story over to myself. I cleared my throat, standing up. "This is what we have.

"Ladies and gentlemen, on this dizzy occasion, it is a privilege to address such a weird-looking group of mustaches. I can tell from your smiling sparkles that you will support my gooey program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be a duck in every diamond and two dreams in every garage. I want to warn you against my prickly opponent, Mr. Emmett. This man is but a repulsive pen. He has an abundant character and is working Hippo in glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep potatoes in the public till. I promise you ostentatious government, shattered taxes, and obtuse schools."

By the end of the little story, everyone, including myself, was laughing. Alice and Rose were holding their sides to keep upright, Emmett slapped the floor, and Bella leaned on me. Haha. I could even hear Carlisle and Esme laughing upstairs. That was one weird story.

"Emmett becoming President is one creepy thought."

A.N: Actually, I can see Robert Pattinson with a mustache. He actually wears one in Little Ashes :)

There are only five chapters left! :( It's kinda sad that this story is coming to an end. My other story, Cullen Academy, is also coming to an end! So I will be coming out with new stories. Go check out Things To Ponder if you haven't already! That story will be continued after this one is over.

Songs I Recommend:
I Don't Wanna Be In Love (Dance Floor Anthem) by Good Charlotte
You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

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