Hi !! Well here's another chapter. Warning, maybe offense to some. Contains some bizarre fantazies!!

But what's not to love about someone else's fantasies , right??!!

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Oh , and of course I own nothing. Just using them to live through make believe people's lives ( whom

seem to have more of a life than I do!!) Yep sad , very sad . ;)

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FANTASY : NEED SOME HELP?!!

It still amazes me that Alice decided to ' join ' our family , well , even after KNOWING ALL about us. She

has SEEN everything, but yet she and Jasper still showed up wanting to apart of us all. And believe, she

is very special part for some of us. Just like everything Alice does , she jumped right into the whole of the

Cullen's. She's totally amazing. And if she wouldn't have had Jasper with her , well... she would be mine!!

Yes, I love Alice, probably always will . But she had her chosen mate and I , finally, have mine. So, we

share our alloted time with each other with care and oh yea..... passion !!

For some strange reason , most of our family seems to feel Alice is good for umm.... fulfilling fantasies !!

And yes, when I first saw her, I imagined her in some little outfit, but then I recognized her as ALL woman,

no matter her size. Well , most of the others have too. She can fulfill you no matter what , as all Alice, or

any fantasy you may wish to try. She's more than willing , and with that engery she has, well your well

satisfied! Ok, let me give you alittle of what happens around here, well fantasy side of it . LOL .

Well, Carlisle's fantasy , well totally disturbing and wrong , and frankly I don't want to go into too much.

But it consists of Alice wearing a fancy little girls dress, with ruffles around bottom and little matching

pants. A huge lollipop , skipping and Daddy's little girl. shudders Ok, well enough, I hate to write about

it when unfortuneately I can see it in my mind. Its one of those things that I wish I could bleach from my

mind and eyes!!!!!!

Rosalie's fantasy . Well... it's slightly disturbing too I guess. But being a male, it does have certain ummm..

peter-meter factor. LOL ,sorry. Now don't get me wrong , Rose likes when she and any of the woman just ,

well, can be themselves with her. But every now and again , she has this fantasy thing. After she and Alice

talked after.... well...after, Alice said that she would help her live that . Rosalie was stunned , and then

well ... like a hurrican force she made sure she had what she needed for her girl-antasy!!!!!

She found a seamstress , who could make her items. OK, well , its embarrassing to tell you what , ok, I'll

get to it. Umm.. well several bra's in different colors , that could used by new mother's. Ok , ok, nursing

mother's!! They look like something you could by at any lingerie store , but she had to have them made when

ones at those stores went , well sexy enough! She also had very chic blouses designed, so that they could

be used by nursing mother's as well . But were pretty enough for her to wear out some place nice and still come

home to her ' baby.' Other items that were made, well , I think there called buntings. What they really are

are sacks , with head and arms only sticking through. Several bonnets, and for other's in the house , several

dresses with ruffles and matching pants. Yep, well , I did say we didn't use this stuff !!!! OTHERS do!!

~~FANTASY TIME~~

Baby-Alice sitting middle of bed , wearing bunting and bonnet , wailing !!!!! Mommy ( clue Rosalie ) comes in

looking like shes ready for a night out on town or just back from a board meeting. " Mommy's coming darling",

she croons. yep Rose croons. She picks up Baby-Alice and heads for the double rocking chair near the bed.

She carries with her a bottle , adult sized, and cuddles the Baby close to her, " There, there darling , is that

what you want?" Baby-Alice is happy , drinks bottle ( ohhh ,this has blood in it from an earlier hunt,usually

gotten by Emmette) But then suddenly , Baby-Alice , throws the bottle down, and starts to wail again. Now

Mommy , well she can't reach the bottle and Baby is getting more upset. "Oh dear, I'm never going to get you

to stop this, am I?!", but she kisses Baby's forehead and smiles sweetly. ( yes I know , scary!!!!) Rose reaches

to her ' special ' Mommy's shirt and pulls the hidden material away ,exposing the red bra, which she unsnaps

the cup. Meanwhile Baby-Alice is holding onto Mommy's other breast, kneading on it with little fingers. Mommy

finally has her tit out , and Baby eagerly puckers her lips and starts to suckle on it. And this continues until

Baby has suckled both sides. Yep , well , its not my fantasy !!

~~ END FANTASY~~

But my favorite one , LOL , has to be Emmette's. It consists of a pixie costume and over-sized net !! And its all

I can do to write this down with my writing looking unreadable. Alice , being Alice and because she knows I

would LOVE this one , keeps her mind wide open for me to SEE all. And believe, its hilarious and disturbing!!!!

Its all I can do not to laugh right in Em's face , for days after. I usually grab my Bella and we have a week away

somewhere till I can settle myself down. Of course , I haven't said anything to anyone, and yes its extremely

hard not to. But well , I like my arms and legs where they are LOL.

~~ FANTASY TIME~~

picture a huge net , like butterfly net , seemly to fly in the air. Chasing something up ahead , you can make

out set of wings? yes , very small wings . the net draws slightly closer ; but the wings pull ahead again. this

continues for awhile , but then suddenly the net seems to be gaining on the wings. and then the net.....

swoops down and catches the wings from behind, making it fall to ground. OHHHHH...its a pixie-fairy! Yea,

now the person who caught the fairy is granted a boon. Whatever is wanted!! Well...... ohhh , Alice is holding

the net , yayyyyyyy Alice , you got the fairy. She turns the fairy , and .............EMMETTE!!!!!!!! LOL , oh my

goddess , I laughed till I cried. Yes , my big bear of a brother is wearing the fairy costume !!!!!! Well, Alice

gets her boon , ummm.... well bone!! She straddles Em, and flips the tutu up , exposes a VERY healthy

and excited BOON. She eyes it , licks her lips , then proceeds to well...impales herself on him. They both

moan, and grind up and into each other until they both yell at their release.

~~END FANTASY~~

Well , while I'm watching this , besides about bursting myself open from laughter. I can't help but wonder ,

how does that ' monster ' of my brother ,FIT, into little Alice ??!! Seriously , I mean he's huge and she's ,

well , so very small. But like I said , my...um our Alice is amazing!!

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Ok, weird one . LOL Hope you like . More to come , ummmmm..not so weird though. Just typical, girl/boy ,

boy/boy , and girl/girl. Yep usuall !!!!! ;)