Seating Arrangment Chapter 2
Current Table:
Naruto
Pein-Konan
Sasuke-Sakura
Kisame-Itachi
Deidara-Ino
Shikamaru-Tobi
Kakashi-Granny Chiyo
Sasori-Tsunade
3rd-Tenten
Neji-Hinata
Kiba-Hanabi
Shino-Temari
Hidan-Jiraiya
Gaara-Zetsu
Kazuku-Kurenai
Asuma-Moegi
Konohamaru-Gai
Chogi-Sai
Udon-Lee
Shukaku-Kyuubi
Empty seat.
Last Time:
"FINE! Jiraiya! Go switch with Neji!"
"I should be across from Sasuke! Not Ino!"
"Ino switch with Sakura! Then switch with Itachi
"WHY?"
"Because you and Deidara match."
"NOOO!"
Now:
"YEAH! I'm with all the girls!"
Everyone including Itachi on the girl's side immediately started throwing tomatoes at Jiraiya and demanded that Naruto put him in the seat of shame. (AKA: the last empty seat at the end of the table.)
"YEAH! I have all this extra room now!" Hidan shouted gleefully.
BAM!
"I think you spoke too soon Hidan." Naruto said smiling. "Kankuro, how nice of you to join us. Now would you mind telling me WHY YOU ARE LATE?!"
"I had to complete my face paint Naruto-sama. I ran out of my favorite shade of purple."
"Sama?"
Naruto smiled yet again.
"Alright Kankuro. Just take a seat across from Hidan."
Now Kankuro did not know that this was the girl side of the table and sat down smiling and cheerful. But of course Gaara had to ruin the perfect set up.
"Kankuro that's the girl side of the table."
"WHAT?"
Naruto banged his head on the table and screamed. Long and hard.
When he was finally finished he said "Gaara if you are that eager to save your brother from embarrassment then why don't you take his place.
"WHAT?"
"SWITCH NOW!!!"
Gaara and Kankuro traded places.
Kurenai raised her hand.
Kankuro stared at her strangely, but Naruto asked her what she wanted.
"Naruto I wish to be across from Asuma and away from the one who eats people."
"Right, you and Moegi swich."
"But boss! He'll eat me!"
"To bad so sad.""
"Boss! I'll move anywhere but please let me get away from the scary plant-man!"
"FINE! Udon switch with Moegi!
"But boss!" they both said.
"FINE! Both of you go and get us some food and if you bring back something good THEN we'll discuss your seating arrangements! OK?!"
"Yes boss!"
Then Lee noticed something.
"OH GREAT NARUTO-SAMA! THERE IS NO ONE ACROSS FROM ME! I FEEL LONELY! MAY I MOVE TO THE BOYS SIDE AND WILL YOU MOVE MY PRECIOUS BLOSSOM SAKURA ACROSS FROM ME!"
"SHUT UP LEE!"
"BUT NARUTO-SAMA! THAT IS VERY UNYOUTHFUL"
"FINE! MOVE TO THE BOY'S SIDE AND SAKU-"
"NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! I WILL NOT BE MOVING OVER THERE!"
Naruto smiled. "Sakura, you will move over there NOW!
Poor trembling Sakura moved over to take Lee's old seat.
Tobi raised his hand eagerly.
Naruto put his face in his hands. "What do you want Tobi?"
"Tobi wishes to know if he is going to stay on the girls side still Naruto."
"Yes Tobi you are."
"Then Tobi wishes to move so he can sit across Deidara-sempai."
Deidara stood up suddenly "NO! NARUTO DON'T DO THIS!"
Naruto smiled evilly. "Go ahead and move Tobi."
"NOOO!"
"HI DEIDARA-SEMPAI!!!"
"Hey Shikamaru" said Ino who had been moved yet again. "So does this make us lovers?"
"No, that would be too troublesome."
"SHIKAMARU!"
Current Table:
Naruto
Pein-Konan
Sasuke-Empty Seat
Kisame-Itachi
Deidara-Tobi
Shikamaru-Ino
Kakashi-Granny Chiyo
Sasori-Tsunade
3rd-Tenten
Neji-Hinata
Kiba-Hanabi
Shino-Temari
Hidan-Gaara
Kankuro-Zetsu
Kazuku-Empty Seat
Asuma-Kurenai
Konohamaru-Gai
Chogi-Sai
Lee-Sakura
Shukaku-Kyuubi
Jiraiya
Moegi and Udon are getting food.
Next time:
-Granny Chiyo complains about her place, Tsunade's and her grandson's.
-Hidan's god comes for a visit.
-A certain cat joins the dead.
-Kyuubi and Shukaku wake up and demand seats at the top of the table.
-A death occurs.
AN: Review and vote who will die. It can't be Naruto but I'll kill just about anyone else.