Seating Arrangement Chapter 3
Current Table:
Naruto
Pein-Konan
Sasuke-Empty
Kisame-Itachi
Deidara-Tobi
Shikamaru-Ino
Kakashi-Granny Chiyo
Sasori-Tsunade
3rd-Tenten
Neji-Hinata
Kiba-Hanabi
Shino-Temari
Hidan-Gaara
Kankuro-Zetsu
Kazuku-Empty
Asuma-Kurenai
Konohamaru-Gai
Chogi-Sai
Lee-Sakura
Shukaku-Kyuubi
Jiraiya
"Jashin-sama is must ask. WHY DID YOU BRING THIS CAT HERE?!"
The whole room was in chaos due to the fact that the god Jashin had manifested. Also he had brought something with him that was…as shikamaru would say "Troublesome."
He had brought Tora the cat.
Even in death the cat made the shinobi's lives hell.
Tora yowled, scratched, and caused evident pain.
This is probably why Jashin brought it.
And so to appease the cat they given it a seat at the table. Now notice that they say "it" not he or she. For Tora was so terrifying that they could not even check to see if it was a boy or girl.
Jashin had insisted that Tora be given a place beside him. He had also insisted that he be seated at the head of the table.
And so with that declaration…he took Naruto's seat.
Naruto then took Pein's seat and told everyone to move down. Tora took Konan's seat and she moved into the empty seat next to her.
Now Jiraiya at the end was forced out of the seat of shame and so he went and took the seat next to Zetsu and Kurenai because it was the only open seat.
Now the demon Shukaku had been woken up to the fact that it had to move. Being the all powerful demon it was it insisted that it have a seat at the top of the table by Jashin. And so it took Pein's seat and that side of the table was forced to move down yet again.
Kyuubi had been woken by this ruckus and had demanded that it also get a place at the head the table and more specifically a place across from Naruto.
And so Kyuubi and Tora had a fight.
Tora being the all powerful cat of misery almost won but Kyuubi came out on top.
Dun-Dun DA!
And so Tora took Konan's seat once again and everyone had to move down.
Now Sakura was fed up with being so far down the table.
"JASHIN! NARUTO! KYUUBI! SHUKAKU! WILL ONE OF YOU STUPID LEADERS MOVE ME UP THE FREAKN TABLE!!!"
With this sudden outburst and insult the four all powerful leader turned and incinerated her on the spot.
"NO ONE LIVES TO INSULT ME! Every single one of them shouted.
And that is how Sakura met her demise in the afterlife.
Konahamaru raised his had timidly.
"Yes?" Naruto asked.
"If this is the afterlife and you killed her than where did she go?"
The four leaders looked at one another. Each one had a similar questioning face.
It was a "Uh…I don't know….do you?" kind of face.
Then Naruto smiled "I know where she went!"
Everyone waited with baited breath. They were curious. Did the blond really know what came after death?
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"She went to the after afterlife."
Apparently not.
"You really are a blond."
"Well duh. What did you think I do? Dye my hair everyday?
Then the old lady raised her hand.
"Yeah Granny Chiyo?"
You four all-powerful, all-knowing leaders, please, move me away from this gambling bimbo!
"Bimbo…AT LEAST I DON"T LOOK LIKE A PRUNE AND WHAT EVEN IS A BIMBO?! Tsunade yelled. "AT LEAST I DON"T SPROUT NONSENSE AND OLD-FASHIONED WORDS LIKE BIMBO!!
"Just shut up and move! Both of you!"
"WHERE?!"
"Tsunade go across from Choji and Granny stay where you are! There, is that far enough apart!"
"NO!"
"Do you want to go to the after afterlife?"
"NO!"
"I thought not."
Well if you won't move me farther away from her, then at least move my Grandson near me.
"NARUTO DON'T YOU DARE!"
"Sasori….I'm sorry….NOW MOVE!"
"Sweetheart!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!"
Current Table:
Jashin
Naruto-Kyuubi
Shukaku-Tora
Pein-Konan
Sasuke-Itachi
Kisame-Tobi
Deidara-Ino
Sasori-Granny Chiyo
Kakashi-Empty
Kakashi-Tenten
The Third-Hinata
Neji-Hanabi
Kiba-Temari
Shino-Gaara
Hidan-Zetsu
Kankuro-Jiraiya
Kazuku-Kurenai
Asuma-Gai
Konahamaru-Sai
Choji-Tsunade
Lee
Next Time:
-Tobi shows his true personality
-Jashin rewards his follower
-Zetsu gets hungery
-Tora challenges the Kyuubi
-Itachi finally gets to go back to the boy's side. But who will take his place?
An: Review to tell me who get's Itachi's place and who wins the epic battle between Tora and Kyuubi!!!
Also, sorry it took so long for the update, but my computer wasn't working. Also I won't have updates for a while because I'm going to Pennsylvania to visit my grandmother and she doesn't have a computer.
Oh yeah and also I need five more words to make his chapter a thousand words long, so there. That was definetly five more.