Seating Arrangement Chapter 4: Table 4, a naruto fanfic

Table 4

Current Table:

Jashin

Naruto-Kyuubi

Shukaku-Tora

Pein-Konan

Sasuke-Itachi

Kisame-Tobi

Deidara-Ino

Sasori-Granny Chiyo

Shikamaru-Empty

Kakashi-Tenten

The Third-Hinata

Neji-Hanabi

Kiba-Temari

Shino-Gaara

Hidan-Zetsu

Kankuro-Jiraiya

Kazuku-Kurenai

Asuma-Gai

Konahamaru-Sai

Choji-Tsunade

Lee

"Hidan!"

"Yes Jashin-sama."

"After all of your years of service I've decided to reward you."

Hidan smiled looking awfully happy. "I live only to serve Jashin-sama."

"Oh I know that. Now you may take Kyuubi's place."

"WHAT?!"

"You heard me fox. Move."

"Woe is me!"

While the Kyuubi cried and started to move Naruto held up his hands.

"FREEZE!"

Everyone froze. Literally. Then Naruto began to think about the situation and a year later…

"Alright Jashin. I've decided that I'm stronger than you and I want my spot back." And with the revelation that Naruto was stronger than Jashin…Naruto…leader of the council took up his seat at the head of the table.

Kyuubi got to stay were Kyuubi was.

Hidan got to stay were Hidan was.

Jashin threw Tora out of it's seat.

Tora challenged Kyuubi…and lost again.

Then Tora challenged Pein…and won.

Pein got out of his seat and asked Naruto were he should sit.

Naruto smiled. "Because you have suffered a humiliating defeat at a cat's hands Pein I am going to have you take Itachi's seat."

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"YEEEESSSSSSS!"

Naruto's smile grew wider. "Now Itachi…why don't you go and sit across from Shikamaru."

This sent Itachi into a fit of 'woe is me!' and 'I am not a girl!'.

All the while no one noticed that the seat that Naruto had vacated was still empty. Except for a certain person by the name of Tobi.

Tobi raised his hand and waited patiently.

Naruto finally noticed him.

"Yes Tobi?"

"Tobi is wondering if Tobi can sit across from Kyuubi Naruto-sama."

Everyone froze and look at the empty seat.

There was an uproar that was broken moments after by…

"TOBI SAW THE SEAT FIRST AND TOBI WANTS IT SO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS YOU INFERIOR NINJA THAT CAN'T EVEN COMPARE TO MANDARA'S GREATNESS. YOU WILL ALL SUFFER IF I DO NOT GET THAT SEAT!!!!!!"

That shut everyone up.

"A-alright Tobi if you say so."

"YAY!" Tobi then happily skipped to his new seat.

Zetsu was the first to recover and the next to raise his hand. Everyone else was still in shock though so Zetsu waited….and waited…

And waited some more…

Finally Zetsu grew bored of waiting and ate Jiraiya who was sitting next to him.

Everyone was still in shock…except for Jiraiya who was screaming while being eaten alive.

"NOOOOOO!!! AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!"

*burp*

"Excuse me. Seconds?"

Current Table:

Naruto

Tobi/Mandara-Kyuubi

Shukaku-Jashin

Tora-Konan

Sasuke-Pein

Kisame-Empty