Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight or any of it's characters, they belong to Matsuri Hino. And I'm pretty sure she would be upset with the way I am making her characters act.
Warnings:SPOILERS up to CH.46. Lots of making fun of Kaname! Kaname fans don't kill me!!!
Chapter 2 - Kaname's Vanity:
Kaname Kuran walked dow the hallway thinking about Yuuki's troubles, but then, he passed a mirror and temporarily forgot about everything, completely focused on checking himself out. Because secretly, Kaname thinks that he is the best looking guy in the world.
"If I were a girl, I would so date me..." he muttered to himself, winking at his reflection and striking a pose.
"Umm... What are you doing Nii-sama...?"
"I-I was... making sure that the mirror still work.." he lied.
"Oh... Okay!!!" She said, and smiled. At least she wasn't depressed anymore.
Zero walked in then
"So," he said "are you done making out with yourself in the mirror, Kaname?"
Yuuki scowled at him and said,
"Zero, don't be so mean, Nii-sama is just making sure that the mirrors work!"
Zero shook his head sadly, at how easily Yuuki had belived what Kaname had told her.
Thai was going to be a long holiday...
Sorry for the super short chapter, but I'm parody challenged.
I may take a break from this story to write other ideas I have, but if for some strange reason you like this, I will update again sometime.
Just probabally not any time soon.