Disclaimer: I don't own VK or any of it's characters, they all belong to Matsuri Hino. I also don't own the Hair Song.


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Chapter 3 - Dinner Announcement:

Later, the Headmaster, Kaname, Zero, and Yuuki were all eating dinner.

Yuuki looked very hungry, but as soon as she took a bite of her food, she proceeded to soit it out.

"Ewww..." said the Headmaster, then he started singing Scotty Vanity's "Hair Song".

Wow, that was... uncalled for.

Suddenly Yuuki burst out crying again.

"Come, come now, my singing isn't that bad!!!" said the Headmaster.

"It's not that..." Yuuki replied.

"Then why do you keep crying?" Zero asked.

"I...I'm pregnant!!!" Yuuki yelled, and ran out of the room.

Zero stared straight ahead in pure shock, and Kaname's eye started twitching.

Then the Headmaster started again,

"'Hey there! I like your hair! Who does your hair!? I gotta go there! Pashaw!!!'"

Kaname's eye started twitching more.

END/CH.6


Dun-duh-duuuhhhhh!!!

Were you expecting her to be pregnant? Did you expect the Headmaster to know the hair song?

I bet not!!!

P.S. I don't really have a lot of ideas for this fic, so if there's anything you want to see, don't hesitate to tell me!!!

Thank you very much for reading, and thank you to everyone who reviewed!!!

-Zeki4Ever