Sorry it took me so long to update, but I'm trying to focus on my fic "New Future". And you know... school.
Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight, and I am not associated with the Pussycat Dolls or any of their songs.
Chapter 5- Popsicles:
The next day at breakfast, Yuuki was having major issues.
She was poking at her pancakes, looking like she was either going to burst into tears or throw up. Again.
Kaname was, well, he was busy staring into his spoon and checking himself out. Again.
And the Headmaster was on his laptop looking up more random songs to sing. Again.
Woah, Deja Vu.
In the middle of all this Zero felt sort of out of place.
Suddenly, Aido walked in.
"Hey, Merry almost Christmas!" he said.
"Aido-senpai!!!" Yuuki shouted, dropping her fork, and scaring the crap out of the Headmaster, who was transfixed reading song lyrics.
Kaname never stopped checking himself out.
"Oh, hey Yuuki." Aido said, laughing nervously. He'd heard from Kain that Yuuki was pregnant... and quite possibly insane.
"Aido-senpai, I have a favor to ask you." said Yuuki.
"No." Aido said quickly, hoping Kaname wouldn't bish slap him.
Kaname was still too busy checking himself out.
Suddenly, Yuuki looked quite evil.
"Fine then, I command you to go buy me a cherry Popsicle!" she shouted.
Because Yuuki was a Pureblood, Aido had to obey so her left.
I guess at that point, the Headmaster had found a song, and burst out singing:
"When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies! When I grow up..."
Suddenly Kaname snapped out of his I'm-so-hot mode and ran out of the room screaming,
"Not the Pussycat Dolls! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
Just then Aido came back with Yuuki's cherry Popsicle and said,
"Here you go."
Yuuki sniffed it, then told Aido:
"This is gross. I want a BLTPC."
"A what?" Zer, the Headmaster and Aido all asked an once.
"A bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickle and chocolate sandwich."
"Ew." said the Headmaster.
END/CH.5
Randomness.
