New chapter! Sorry for not updating my other fic, "New Future" but lately this is the only story I can think of any ideas for. Also, looking back, I see that there are some spelling errors with this story, and I will fix them if I can ever figure out how. So sorry for the messy writhing, but maybe it's just because I don't have to be serious here like I did with "Vampire Princess". Maybe that's why I like "New Future so much, because it has just the right mix of comedy and serious stuff like romance (soon) and tradgedy. Anyhow, on with the chapter, and thank you to everyone who reviewed, and that you to IheartEdwardCullen1901 who created the BLTPC. Which is now Yuuki's official pregnancyn sandwich as well as Claireese's. Oh yeah, and I don't own VK.

Chapter 6- JAWS:

So after Yuuki commanding him to, Aido went to get Yuuki a BLTPC. Ew.

But this time she said,

"Let me come with you so you get it right this time. So they walked outside, and the first thing they saw was Yagari Toga eating a cherry Popsicle.

Suddenly, Yuuki's eyes grew very wide, and the music from "Jaws" started playing.

She then proceeded to jump on Yagari and start tearing him to shreds.

"I want that Popsicle!!!" she cried.

Meanwhile, inside the building, the Headmaster looked out his window... and saw the scene unfolding.

"Zero!" he shouted, "you have to do something, or Yuuki will kill my Fuzzy-bunny-kins!!!"

"Okay I'll- wait, your what?!" Zero stopped in his tracks as he walked toward the door and turned around to face the Headmaster.

"Well," said the Headmaster, blushing, "it's a nickname I made up for him last week while we were-"

"Never mind... I don't want to know." said Zero, shuddering.

So Zero went outside and was trying to pry Yuuki off of Yagari before he was killed.

It worked. Eventually.

Once Yuuki stood up and waited while the half-dead Yagai brushed himself off, she started laughing hysterically.

"Whats so funny?!" asked Yagari angrily.

"Y-you have a-- ha ha-- an eye patch and- and a cowboy hat!!" Yuuki exclaimed through her fit of giggling.

"So?!" he asked her. He was really ticked off now.

"So that means you're-- you're..."

"SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yagari yelled at the top of his lungs.

"You're Giddy-up-Captain-Jack!!!"

The Headmaster (who randomly appeared outside) giggled and said,

"That's even better than Fuzz-bunny-kins!!!!!"

And by this time, the Popsicle had somehow melted in the snow...

END/CH.6

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-Zeki4Ever