Sorry if this is kinda stupid, but I was severely sleep deprived while I was writing this. You sort-of might not find it that funny if you don't know Zelda. Anyway, this chapter is for Dev, 'cause she loves "The Adventures of Link/Mopi/Moi" (don't ask) so much. :)

Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight or The Legend of Zelda. The owners are probably really glad I don't.


Chapter 7- The Legend of Kain:

It was only four days until Christmas now, and Yuuki was running around the academy like a little kid hanging up decorations.

She even went to everyone's room. But when she burst into Kain's room, she saw...

Kain sitting cross legged on the floor in front of a TV with a video game controller in his hand. But that wasn't the weird part... he was also wearing a green tunic and matching floppy elf-like hat.

Yuuki grinned.

"Kain-senpai! you're in the holiday spirit too, you even dressed like one of Santa's elves!!!"

"I- um, I, uh yeah... that's it." he stammered.

"What are you doing?" asked Yuuki.

"Playing a video game..." Kain replied.

"What game?"

"The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker." he replied.

Yuuki watched the cartoon-ey little character run around the screen for a bit, the asked Kain,

"Um... can I play?"

"Sure." he replied handing her the controller.

(Six hours later)

Yuuki was really into playing the game.

"Um, Yuuki... maybe you should go back to the Headmaster and Zero and Kaname now. It's two in the morning."

"Sure..." she mumbled not really paying attention.

But by this time, Kaname had already gone looking for her.

He was walking by Akatsuki Kain's door, when suddenly he hear...Yuuki?!

"Ah- Yes!!! Look Kain-senpai, I did it!!!"

WTF? wondered Kaname.

"Yuuki be careful... You might hurt yourself." Kaname head Kain say.

"But this is so much fun!" Yuuki cried, then started giggling.

By this time Kaname was about ready to kill Kain, so he broke down the door to see them in the act of... playing video games...?

"Kaname-sama!" said Kain, sitting up straighter. And, so, Kaname asked the first question that came to his mind.

"Kain, why are you dressed like a elf?"

END/CH.7


Sorry if that was dumb, but again, I'm parody challenged. Thank you very much for readning and please review if this story is worth continuing.

-Zeki4Ever