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Chapter 2
Lorne took the last couple of steps off of the stairs and walked over to the poof chair. Looking over to the group he thought, 'Did he just say "Who the hell are you?" was he talking to me?' Was all he could think before Angel started walking closer and stared glaring at him, waiting for an answer.
"Me?" Lorne asked, while pointing at his chest. Angel stopped walking and crossed his arms across his chest.
"Yah. You.Who are You?" Angel said as he emphasized on the 'You'. Lorne just stood there with a puzzled look on his face. Had he had a couple of Sea Breezes without even knowing it? Or did they dip into his goody cabinet without him knowing it? Either way something weird was going on.
"What do you mean, who am I? Angel-Cakes it's me, Lorne!" Lorne said as he took a couple of steps forward so that they could all get a better look at him.
"Look, I don't know who you are, but you're not Lorne." Cordelia said as she came out from behind the counter and stood next to Angel. Soon they all came closer and Lorne just stood there looking confused. "First of all Lorne's our friend and we know what he looks like and for that matter he's green and had red horns." Showing with a hand movement gesturing him up and down she said "You do not." She said with a smirk.
"Maybe he's just a fan and likes to think he's him, because this one time I met this really nice girl and she liked to be called miss lulu. And I said to her who's miss lulu, and she said well mis----" Fed began before she was cut off.
"FRED!" They all shouted simultaneously.
"Sorry, just tryin' to prove a point is all." She said in a sweet Texan accent.
"I know you were sweet pea, but could you all please be so kind as to quite this little mind game. Still got a little bit of a head-ache here." Lorne said as he flashed a worried look there way and tried to walk forwards, but was pushed onto the poof by Gunn.
"You're not goin' anywhere! Now your gonna tell us who you are, why your wearing Lorne's pyjamas, why your talking like him and how you knew Angel's name!" Gunn said in a threatening voice.
"Ok, this is getting weird… you really don't know who I am? Look this isn't funny anymore guys! It's me Lorne, your good ol' green demon pal! You really got to believe me!" Lorne said with a pleading look.
" Ah! Your not green!" Wesley shouted and stepped out from behind the group to prove a point.
"What? What do you mean I'm not green? Of course I'm gre---" Lorne said before he put one of his hand in front of his face and saw that his beloved green skin was no longer green but… and tanned peach… like ….. Human? "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" Lorne screeched before pushing his way through the crowd and making his way to the washroom. He quickly ran in and locked to door shut behind him. He ran over to the mirror and stared himself in the mirror. 'Is that really me? NO I can't be. I'm green, I have horns, red horns! This has to some kind of trick! There's no way this could actually be happening to him. Was he really human?' He thought to himself as he looked into the mirror and a human face and body stared back at him. Creasing his fingers over his forehead were his horns should be, his eyes grew wide and he started searching all over his body. Nothing! No green, which would be a good thing for a normal human but he wasn't human! He was a demon! As nice demon at that but it wasn't the point. Then he realized something. "Oh God!" Lorne said before he shouted again and came running out of the bathroom and looked at the gang with panicking eyes. "My heart! It's not in my ass!" Lorne shouted before they all looked at him weird and Fred stared to giggle. "That came out wrong but, it's true! This isn't were it's supposed to be! It's were a human's should be! Guys… I'm Human!" Lorne said still looking shocked and worried, and they all just stared at him.
OK, not the longest but there getting longer! And hay! I know it wasn't the best chapter but give me a break it's hard to think when you've got a head full of pudding (Not literally of course), but I will do my best to make the next chapter bigger and better. And there just might be a twist. Did I just give it away? Hmmm…. Anyways Review are always nice!